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javi9446
06-21-2009, 09:49 PM
What are the most badass last words ever uttered? To me they're:

"Why yes, a bulletproof vest."
- Dominic Willard, asked if he had any last requests.

"Take a step forward lads, it'll be easier that way."
- Robert Childers, about to get shot by the firing squad.

"Hurry up you Hoosier bastard! I could kill ten more men while you're fooling around!"
- Carl Panzram, serial killer.

"More Weight."
- Giles Corey, while being crushed to death with stones.

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot. You're only going to kill a man."
- Che Guevara

Which ones do you know?

ImNotJesus
06-22-2009, 03:41 AM
Ned Kelly - "Such is life..."

An interesting one, it's not exactly defiant in the way you'd expect, but to show such an indifference to one's own death is...as you say...'badass'.

Also, it's pretty thought provoking.

Lord Hypnos
06-22-2009, 03:59 AM
.... I'm gonna be very unoriginal and say "I'll be back" :) it's so awesome, Christian Bale even used it in the recent Terminator movie. When he said it, I couldn't help but grin a little :)

jezstyle
06-22-2009, 04:13 AM
Master Tang: "Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo... if not, there should be! I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats people up while he plays it!"

Miss Lisa
06-22-2009, 04:15 AM
Was it Oscar Wilde who said, "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."?

ozebane
06-22-2009, 05:20 AM
Was it Oscar Wilde who said, "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."?

It sure was. Oscar Wilde was such a bad-ass, I'm so proud to share his first name.

One of my favourite last words was that of french poet Paul Claudel.
"Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

Another poet, Dylan Thomas, was also pretty bad-ass at dying:
"I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."

Cringeon
06-22-2009, 05:23 AM
"Next time, make it a rape."

Barbarella
06-22-2009, 05:27 AM
Let's do it!
- Gary Gilmore

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis
- Humphrey Bogart

I'm going away tonight
- James Brown


If I could choose what my last words were going to be, I would hope they would be something along these lines "That was one hell of an orgasm."

The Empirical Guy
06-22-2009, 06:39 AM
Check out this site of Famous Last Word quotes: http://www.mapping.com/words.html

Some of my favourites:

Danton, Georges-Jacques (1759-1794) "Thou wilt show my head to the people; it is worth showing." (To his executioner, 5 April 1794)

Morant, Lt. Henry H. ("Breaker")(b. Edwin Henry Murrant) (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)

Oates, Lawrence (1880-1912) "I am just going outside and may be some time." (Before leaving the tent and vanishing into the blizzard on the ill-fated Antarctic expedition (1910-1912). Oates was afraid that his lameness would slow down the others.)

I'm not sure if these are his actual last words, but Winston Churchill on the subject of his death: "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. "

And, of course, the suicide note of Mayhem vocalist Dead: "Excuse all the blood"

Golden Eel
06-22-2009, 11:10 AM
"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M." - Aldous Huxley.

Mexicanfiend
06-22-2009, 11:30 AM
Father into your hands I command my spirit.
Jesus.

Damn! talking about faith.

cyborg assassin
06-22-2009, 12:58 PM
On his deathbed, Voltaire was asked to forswear Satan. His response:

'This is no time to make new enemies.'

Lord Hypnos
06-22-2009, 02:35 PM
And, of course, the suicide note of Mayhem vocalist Dead: "Excuse all the blood"

haha that one's infamous! Though it's been said that that wasn't the only thing the note said. Still great though :)

The Empirical Guy
06-23-2009, 01:04 AM
"Go learn some english you damn noob"

win, win, WIN!! this alone is reason to resurrect the rep system just for one post. I click my invisible rep button for you, sir.

Synyster Gates, I believe it also included an apology for firing the shotgun indoors.

Lord Hypnos
06-23-2009, 03:51 AM
"Go learn some english you damn noob"

"Go back to school and learn some damn English"

"Idiot"

"Noob"

And oh, I didn't know that Empirical Guy, thanks :)

CellarOwl
06-23-2009, 09:48 AM
"Codeine...bourbon." - Tallulah Bankhead

javi9446
06-23-2009, 04:09 PM
^lol thanks.

My other favorite? "Don't worry guys, it's not loaded!"

+1 if you know who said that.

The frontman for the band Chicago :) I win!!! :p

javi9446
06-23-2009, 04:50 PM
^pos reps for javi!!! wait a minute...

Maybe one day...maybe one day....

mchammer
06-23-2009, 05:03 PM
Runyon, Damon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
"Football season is over"-HST

ThreeEyedGod
06-24-2009, 12:55 AM
"Rosebud"

ShelfLife
06-24-2009, 04:39 AM
"Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub." - Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson

Apparently he's quoted as his last words being "Kiss me Hardy", but I think his real last words are kickass.

snog
06-24-2009, 06:31 AM
attributed to steven king: 'done bun; can't be undone'.

javi9446
12-28-2009, 03:37 AM
"Hey everyone, watch this!"

Funndeath
12-28-2009, 09:46 AM
Master Tang: "Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo... if not, there should be! I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats people up while he plays it!"
Yay! Kung Pow!

Was it Oscar Wilde who said, "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."?


"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M." - Aldous Huxley.
His was an awesome way of dying.


On his deathbed, Voltaire was asked to forswear Satan. His response:

'This is no time to make new enemies.'


It sure was. Oscar Wilde was such a bad-ass, I'm so proud to share his first name.

Another poet, Dylan Thomas, was also pretty bad-ass at dying:
"I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
Dylan Thomas was badass at everything.


"Get the fucking nuns away from me!"
Norman Douglas

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"
James French.

AlcoholicArtist
12-28-2009, 10:55 AM
"More Weight."
- Giles Corey, while being crushed to death with stones.


Epic

spaceSuicide
12-28-2009, 11:31 AM
"Kiss my ass."


- John Wayne Gacy

Sopa De Conejo
12-31-2009, 01:41 PM
"Death is only the beginning."

from that evil lord guy in Sherlock Holmes right before he gets hanged.

Mi-CroMartie
12-31-2009, 06:02 PM
"Madness is like gravity and all it takes is a little push." - Ledger's Joker from Dark Knight.

Otis B. Driftwood - "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

Commissioner Gordon: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.