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S.D.
07-16-2009, 04:23 AM
Here is a large colourful penis:-


PENIS

Method Man
07-16-2009, 04:32 AM
Second reply.

S.D.
07-16-2009, 04:32 AM
^There, you see, it attracts twattery as easy as that.

Method Man
07-16-2009, 04:37 AM
Which one is the twat?

KnaveMurdok
07-16-2009, 05:02 AM
there once was a woman from Eeling
who threw her two month old child at the ceiling
when asked why she did
she said "to be rid
of this strange overpowering feeling."

CellarOwl
07-16-2009, 05:37 AM
First!

The Empirical Guy
07-16-2009, 05:45 AM
Oh where would these forums be without twattery? Long live twattery!

Ich_Bin_Du
07-16-2009, 05:55 AM
V is for vampire.
V is for Vagina.

Dark Faery
07-16-2009, 06:12 AM
GFO has crabs!

Dark Faery
07-16-2009, 06:42 AM
AHHH, what a dirty bitch!!! I'll slap her later!

She got them from your dad!! :P :P

Dark Faery
07-16-2009, 07:28 AM
Hmmm, makes me wonder if you inherited the same shamefull deformity! :P

AlcoholicArtist
07-16-2009, 07:36 AM
lather me in fish oil and drink from my impotent salmon

S.D.
07-16-2009, 07:38 AM
lather me in fish oil and drink from my impotent salmon

I think you'll find that's what she said.

Procrastinator
07-16-2009, 08:47 AM
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! (http://rapidshare.com/files/256501621/GFO.WAV.html)

Miss Lisa
07-16-2009, 08:50 AM
I am aware that some of the posts in this thread are not twattish enough. The poster below me will receive a v nasty warning if they fail to reach twat standards.

S.D.
07-16-2009, 08:57 AM
Miss Lisa? More like Miss Dickface!

Dark Faery
07-16-2009, 09:50 AM
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! (http://rapidshare.com/files/256501621/GFO.WAV.html)

What the FUCK did I just download?!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Miss Lisa is the original carrier of Swine Flu, and unleashed it on the world because, yes, she IS that much of a TWAT!!!

Lord Hypnos
07-16-2009, 10:11 AM
I <3 diz thred

Im proabblya faggoot

Lord Hypnos
07-16-2009, 10:28 AM
Of course you flaming homosexual <3

Lord Hypnos
07-16-2009, 10:43 AM
If you change your name to Gofuckinganothervaginathatsnotmylovelyoeds

Barbarella
07-16-2009, 11:20 AM
Leave my sexy fairymuffin out of this!
You're on the internet fella! Your sexy fairymuffin is public property.

Lord Hypnos
07-16-2009, 11:20 AM
Leave my sexy fairymuffin out of this!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/Nug-sama/shinkuhairslap.gif.

KnaveMurdok
07-16-2009, 01:37 PM
I got them from your mother!


:p


That's exactly what your mother was telling me last nights, as I was on my way out the door and she was CRAWLING ON HER HANDS AND KNEES! BEGGING ME NOT TO GO! She was all like "Ohhhh Knave, get back her and show me s'more of that sweet hot loving!" and I turned around and was like "I'LL SEEYA NEXT THURSDAY, BITCH!" and then I "SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HER FACE!!"
So I was walking down the street to my car, and she pops up on the balcony and she's like "Knave! You better march right back up to bed and do my proper! I need your hard dick in me so bad it's driving me crazy!" so I turned around and shouted "BITCH YOU BEST GET YOURSELF BACK INSIDE, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE SEEING ME OUT HERE YELLING AT SOME FAT DIRTY WHORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!" and then I got in my car and drove the hell off!

zwiebelsaft
07-16-2009, 01:53 PM
I got them from your mother!
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/phillycolt420/seanconnery.jpg

Right.

Lord Hypnos
07-16-2009, 02:10 PM
I'll just leave this here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

KnaveMurdok
07-16-2009, 03:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI.

Sputnik
07-16-2009, 04:39 PM
I really have nothing to say here...so just... HI!!! :)

yuzukelly
07-16-2009, 09:44 PM
i would like to be apart of this thread :D

ThreeEyedGod
07-16-2009, 09:59 PM
TWAT is the sound a vagina makes when you slam it against a wall. You know like the 60's Batman effects..POW! OOMPH! SCHWONG! TWAT!

Lord Hypnos
07-16-2009, 10:17 PM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/fatdog.jpg.

KnaveMurdok
07-16-2009, 10:41 PM
and far too many dicks in your mouth.

over nine thousaaaaand!!!

S.D.
07-17-2009, 12:57 AM
TWAT is the sound a vagina makes when you slam it against a wall.

GASH is the sound it makes when you throw knives at it.

ThreeEyedGod
07-17-2009, 01:07 AM
TWAT is the sound a vagina makes when you slam it against a wall. You know like the 60's Batman effects..POW! OOMPH! SCHWONG! TWAT!

lmao. you remind me of someone
A twat?

Method Man
07-17-2009, 01:38 AM
GASH is the sound it makes when you throw knives at it.

Lol! I haven't heard that word since high school. It used to be one of those words everyone used. Gash!

KnaveMurdok
07-17-2009, 03:20 AM
I may not know much about women, but I DO own this whip!

KnaveMurdok
07-17-2009, 03:57 AM
this calls for a round of twatty hugs!! :-D

The Empirical Guy
07-17-2009, 04:01 AM
Twatty hugs are lovely, so warm and squishy...

Method Man
07-17-2009, 04:03 AM
has anyone seen that picture of that bald bloke getting a twatty hug. I would post it, but I would get banned.

Procrastinator
07-17-2009, 04:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThtQTIK3UFw.

Ich_Bin_Du
07-17-2009, 04:09 AM
TIMMEEEEE! :D

Procrastinator
07-17-2009, 04:36 AM
^ I said "Timmeh!" to a homeless dog I saw on the street once. It made a happy face, lolled its tongue and waved its tail. I couldn't take the smile off my face after that, I was so amused by my own retardation...

Ich_Bin_Du
07-17-2009, 04:38 AM
Nice! I'll try that with my cat today.

Miss Lisa
07-17-2009, 05:07 AM
Twattery - where unwanted twats get sent.

Method Man
07-17-2009, 05:10 AM
The next person to post in this thread is going to get twatted.

Procrastinator
07-17-2009, 05:20 AM
[center:2hsn7clz]http://i32.tinypic.com/xarkv7.jpg[/center:2hsn7clz]

Method Man
07-17-2009, 05:22 AM
I hate mr bean.

Procrastinator
07-17-2009, 05:26 AM
I was expecting to get twatted. What happened?

KnaveMurdok
07-17-2009, 05:29 AM
I hate mr bean.

Mr. Bean hates you!
He's comin' for ya!

Method Man
07-17-2009, 05:29 AM
I was expecting to get twatted. What happened?

The guy I was going to send was to twatted.

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1108/albion.th.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/albion.jpg/)



Mr. Bean hates you!
He's comin' for ya!

Mr Bean is a douche.

Lord Hypnos
07-17-2009, 10:49 AM
PwnN!NNNNN!!!!!!!lol!!1111

Lord Hypnos
07-17-2009, 11:11 AM
you call this stuff twat-worthy? jesus, guys....

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/ross.jpg

Maniac Master
07-17-2009, 11:21 AM
Gates has always ideas.
never underrate this guy.^^

KnaveMurdok
07-17-2009, 06:46 PM
incorrect, the song playing in my head right now is this!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLj9BoNb1U

Lord Hypnos
07-17-2009, 06:49 PM
Omg that mash up actually worked O_O

KnaveMurdok
07-17-2009, 07:02 PM
Omg that mash up actually worked O_O

Best mash up I've ever heard, to be honest

Anima XI
07-18-2009, 03:33 AM
Lol... that mashup is going to be stuck in my head for days now D= It was pretty good though, to be honest.

Mary
07-18-2009, 04:53 AM
I'm officially nocturnal, I haven't seen daylight in a week. o_O

Sputnik
07-18-2009, 07:08 AM
I just arrived to Russia (vacation) so... Hi to all! :)

The Empirical Guy
07-18-2009, 07:17 AM
Thanks for posting that Knave, I hadn't seen it and it was great. Trent got Rick Roll'd!

I mentioned Trent, that qualifies this post for the Twattery club.

May the twats continue!

Maniac Master
07-18-2009, 07:30 AM
I believe he/she/it is doing you in the butt.
exactly. there's definitly no other reason why i come here that often.^^

Maniac Master
07-19-2009, 07:10 PM
Thats what your mom said.

you know too much. <.<
can't we just change to rectal penetration right now? there's too much talking...

sayyosin
07-19-2009, 07:31 PM
Just bend over and wait. I'm sure there will be volunteers.

Maniac Master
07-19-2009, 07:39 PM
that's the good thing about this place. :)

zwiebelsaft
07-20-2009, 08:24 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/w2lgk4.jpg

Actually, I have some Eiffel 65 stuck in my head.

S.D.
07-20-2009, 08:58 AM
Actually, I have some Eiffel 65 stuck in my head.

Miss Lisa empathises.

Sputnik
07-20-2009, 01:29 PM
I actually do have that song playing in my head, now that I saw this pic... damn u...

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 07:30 PM
I'm a dirty Mexican. Is this wrong?

Peaches
07-20-2009, 07:44 PM
^ hell no it isn't. I love me some dirty Mexicans!!

TWAT!

Dronepool
07-20-2009, 07:48 PM
^ hell no it isn't. I love me some dirty Mexicans TWAT!


that's hot :-p

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 07:56 PM
^ hell no it isn't. I love me some dirty Mexicans!!

TWAT!

Drop me a line sometime chika ;)

here's my pic. You'll know it's me.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/italiamuscle/mexican.jpg

Peaches
07-20-2009, 08:18 PM
^ nope. Threesome time!




Drop me a line sometime chika ;)

here's my pic. You'll know it's me.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/italiamuscle/mexican.jpg[/quote]

This picture is making me laugh SO HARD.
LITERALLY laughing my ass off!
Holy shit!
Hahaha...


***edit*** that didn't quote right...weird. Ah well. *keeps laughing*

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm a dirty Mexican. Is this wrong?
This sentance gave me an erection. Is this wrong?

Yes. sentences* like those certainly turn me on as well.

*=Hints

:D

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 08:38 PM
I want to feel you inside of me Oed.. Uh I mean GFO

spaceSuicide
07-20-2009, 08:44 PM
This thread is manifested with fuckery and nonsense.

I like that.

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 08:46 PM
Also: My dick is sore and has little red bumps oozing with puss on it. Is this wrong?

i luv it raw!

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 08:51 PM
http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad210/steph_aniie/funny.jpg

<3

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 09:00 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee19/KimCandy2/Love/MCCloveyoubear.gif

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 09:07 PM
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa287/AlexisRoubina/hotness%20n%20love/silly_love.jpg

Peaches
07-20-2009, 09:28 PM
http://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu56/slunicko_2009/heart/589c9464d27f892868bf58e96eed8863cd4.jpg

(I think she has nice tits)

Dronepool
07-20-2009, 09:41 PM
Broken lights ftw.

http://i31.tinypic.com/dcuc8g.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 09:49 PM
^Did you take that pic?

Dronepool
07-20-2009, 09:58 PM
A co-worker did.

Lord Hypnos
07-20-2009, 10:10 PM
Haha, I wonder how the owner of the store feels about the lights XD

S.D.
07-21-2009, 12:50 AM
Haha, I wonder how the owner of the store feels about the lights XD

They're costing him too much to illuminate.

Thief
07-21-2009, 05:29 AM
Haha, I wonder how the owner of the store feels about the lights XD

They're costing him too much to illuminate.

ZING!

I think this will speak for itself.

http://2straight.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/chastity-bono.jpg

Maniac Master
07-21-2009, 10:26 AM
Are you volunteering for the first prostate exam?
sure i do if i can return the favor afterwards. :)
i think Synyster Gates deserves a free exam too.

Maniac Master
07-21-2009, 11:04 AM
^wanna join?

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 11:10 AM
i think Synyster Gates deserves a free exam too.

I'm not complaining ;)

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h85/Doc_Emmitt_Brown/yo/Raptor.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 11:15 AM
Is there a problem senor?

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 11:19 AM
Shut up bitch and let's take it downtown!

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 11:31 AM
JUST LET ME BIIIITTTCH!!!!!!11111!!!!!

Dronepool
07-21-2009, 11:43 AM
Bitch I will cut you.


http://i28.tinypic.com/ajx990.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 11:54 AM
^That's why you're a fag

Peaches
07-21-2009, 12:12 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e347/Kainokami/macros/raptor_pope.jpg

S.D.
07-21-2009, 12:16 PM
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww16/winfalcon/jesus.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 12:20 PM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j161/boys_dont_cry13/raptor.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 12:28 PM
yes

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj260/15dogel/kids.gif

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 12:54 PM
http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/saisoua/Funny/JesusDrug.jpg

ThreeEyedGod
07-21-2009, 02:37 PM
I think we should fair and ridicule all religions. We can make a thread for each one: the Christians suck thread, The Muslims are douches thread, and the Jews are fags thread.

Sputnik
07-21-2009, 03:16 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1212/1398691230_1ce1fbbeb3.jpg

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 07:12 PM
I wish I had this button on my keyboard, for when you all are being twats.

just kidding....love you all...sometimes.

http://mccurley.org/images/fuck_you.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 07:24 PM
I wish you had this in your mouth, for when you're being a twat.

http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss125/mewtwo_king/gag.jpg

Just kidding though.... sometimes.

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 07:27 PM
^ ahhh, my dear boy...sadly that goes in your mouth, not on it.

...and btw, seems like you need one of these, for your angry twat.

http://www.ruggli.com/bilder/inhalt/produkte/cl-3m_tampon.jpg

use it.

p.s. - nice...editing your post to seem like you're less of a moron...but alas, it won't get you your 55983573957348 post on this board.

;P

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 07:37 PM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/1205030915688.gif

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 07:41 PM
by the way...saw you and your pigtails on the street the other day.

I was going to say hi, but...no.

http://faustus.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/14/pigtails.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 07:45 PM
I new I noticed you from PMUB!

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o137/plebian_wench/wut/1174426575017.jpg


*what do you have against my pigtails? :(*

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 07:51 PM
bitch please...you can only hope for that much in your dreams.

as for the pigtails...

FTW!!!111!!1

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/131806_main.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 07:58 PM
I'm touched.

Let's just leave this behind and remember that this picture brings up a lot of questions.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/horny.jpg

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 08:00 PM
^ Such a shame it took this much for you to post your true picture on the board.

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 08:06 PM
I take that as a "I'd totally do him/her/it"

S.D.
07-21-2009, 08:09 PM
I take that as a "I'd totally do him/her/it"

That's generally what sex offenders think when they get rejected.

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 08:11 PM
I take that as a "I'd totally do him/her/it"

That's generally what sex offenders think when they get rejected.

zing!

...or if I were the last human on earth, and I knew that I could infect you with AIDS. Then we'd do it.

Lord Hypnos
07-21-2009, 08:13 PM
S.D., only you would know I'm sure.



...or if I were the last human on earth, and I knew that I could infect you with AIDS. Then we'd do it.

SCORE!!!!11!!

S.D.
07-21-2009, 08:16 PM
S.D., only you would know I'm sure.

There's a difference between a sexual deviant and a sex offender, people ask me to do weird shit to them, I don't just try my hand over the phone.



...or if I were the last human on earth, and I knew that I could infect you with AIDS. Then we'd do it.


SCORE!!!!11!!

You're both still gay in this situation though, by default.

rararoxsox
07-21-2009, 08:20 PM
S.D., only you would know I'm sure.

There's a difference between a sexual deviant and a sex offender, people ask me to do weird shit to them, I don't just try my hand over the phone.



...or if I were the last human on earth, and I knew that I could infect you with AIDS. Then we'd do it.


SCORE!!!!11!!You're both still gay in this situation though, by default.

one can dream...

Peaches
07-22-2009, 02:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDlQOE

My favorite Fag =D

Method Man
07-22-2009, 02:14 AM
[center:1rshu4f3]http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/glmr34/Funny%20Pictures/g_a_y_thread.jpg[/center:1rshu4f3]

Maniac Master
07-22-2009, 06:59 AM
that's not true, Oed has definitly not posted enough in here...

R_Flagg
07-22-2009, 07:02 AM
Sup guys I just came in to check what this thread is all about. X3

Peaches
07-22-2009, 04:17 PM
This is what this thread is all about!!
http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s333/libellulesereine/minou.jpg

Cats, you silly man, cats!

Peaches
07-22-2009, 06:35 PM
^ LOL

This video, to me is just...fucking amazing. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT.
I bet this is what it would look like if any of the board members gathered in big numbers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfmWVbXfdM

Lord Hypnos
07-22-2009, 06:41 PM
^ lol what the hell was that!?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/nice_kitty.jpg

Peaches
07-23-2009, 01:42 AM
^ lol what the hell was that!?

It's fuckin' awesome that's what!!


I think the video you just posted, Peaches, defines what the "TWATTERY CLUB" is.
I can't help but admit, that I liked it...it should be PM:UMB promo video for some dirty public access channel.
That's exactly how I feel about it!

Just click on the fucking link.
http://www.classicalarchives.com/prs/as ... _Hills.jpg (http://www.classicalarchives.com/prs/astro/Antarctica/0662-Getting_silly_while_waiting_for_good_weather_to_re turn_to_Patriot_Hills.jpg)
(S.D. as an old man)

The Empirical Guy
07-24-2009, 07:30 AM
http://omegle.com/

i think a thread should just revolve around this

Fuck that. Tried using that a while ago, seemed like a good idea for if there's no one on your usual IM's... but it's just full of trolls. At least, it was when I tried it. If you want to post your trolling stories take it over to 4chan.

Hate Sells
07-24-2009, 08:14 AM
Sadly, we don't have multi-quote :(
I wanted to quote both so I copied and pasted the
thing and yeah uh...sorry to get your hopes up :(

Oh, okay...I've done that a few times. :\

Hate Sells
07-24-2009, 08:18 AM
Ha, it made it into a separate quote when I quoted what you wrote about the "
thing"...if that makes any sense, lol.

Edit: damn, I meant to edit my last post, not double-post...sorry. :(

Lord Hypnos
07-24-2009, 11:14 AM
DOUBLE POST BAN!!! LOLOLOLOL

Method Man
07-27-2009, 08:12 AM
Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad.

Dronepool
07-27-2009, 10:51 AM
Because everyone has aids.

[youtube:1ozmrm2o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg[/youtube:1ozmrm2o]

Manson should cover that.

Erisblee23
07-27-2009, 10:56 AM
Manson gives free AIDS to all the children :D

Dronepool
07-27-2009, 11:08 AM
Because everyone has aids.

[youtube:22ngcbby]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg[/youtube:22ngcbby]

Manson should cover that.
At least it would be better than You Spin Me Round :p


If you got AIDS spread it around and take some lives!

[youtube:22ngcbby]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7L3fWEjKzs[/youtube:22ngcbby]

Dronepool
07-27-2009, 11:30 AM
Because everyone has aids.

[youtube:1rc6vp58]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg[/youtube:1rc6vp58]

Manson should cover that.
At least it would be better than You Spin Me Round :p


If you got AIDS spread it around and take some lives!

[youtube:1rc6vp58]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7L3fWEjKzs[/youtube:1rc6vp58]


Like that guy in Australia going around giving people aids?

He probably liked that song but the media forgot about that GG Allin song :-P

Lord Hypnos
07-27-2009, 11:31 AM
[quote="gofuckoff":1vuepb5x]Because everyone has aids.

[youtube:1vuepb5x]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg[/youtube:1vuepb5x]

Manson should cover that.
At least it would be better than You Spin Me Round :p


If you got AIDS spread it around and take some lives!

[youtube:1vuepb5x]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7L3fWEjKzs[/youtube:1vuepb5x]


Like that guy in Australia going around giving people aids?

He probably liked that song but the media forgot about that GG Allin song :-P[/quote:1vuepb5x]

Ignore this post. Just extending the quote pyramid. Twats

Method Man
07-27-2009, 01:13 PM
Because everyone has aids.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg

Manson should cover that.
At least it would be better than You Spin Me Round :p


If you got AIDS spread it around and take some lives!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7L3fWEjKzs


Like that guy in Australia going around giving people aids?

He probably liked that song but the media forgot about that GG Allin song :-P

Ignore this post. Just extending the quote pyramid. Twats

Why thank you, but next time stay on topic. Dick lick.

Wow look at me, I'm on the pyramid.

Lord Hypnos
07-27-2009, 01:15 PM
[quote=prescribeddrone][quote="gofuckoff":1wen033l][quote="prescribeddrone":1wen033l][quote="gofuckoff":1wen033l]Because everyone has aids.

[youtube:1wen033l]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg[/youtube:1wen033l]

Manson should cover that.
At least it would be better than You Spin Me Round :p


If you got AIDS spread it around and take some lives!

[youtube:1wen033l]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7L3fWEjKzs[/youtube:1wen033l]


Like that guy in Australia going around giving people aids?

He probably liked that song but the media forgot about that GG Allin song :-P[/quote:1wen033l]

Ignore this post. Just extending the quote pyramid. Twats[/quote:1wen033l]

Why thank you, but next time stay on topic. Dick lick.[/quote:1wen033l]

Wow look at me, I'm on the pyramid.[/quote:1wen033l]

No thanks GFO, I'd rather not risk getting AIDS from your humor and youtube videos. I already have crabs from you.

S.D.
07-27-2009, 03:29 PM
You guys are such a bunch of dicks.

Lord Hypnos
07-27-2009, 06:27 PM
No, no it is not time for another pyramid.

:)

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/kermit.jpg

Dizzee
07-28-2009, 02:03 AM
[youtube:2n798vp6]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4[/youtube:2n798vp6]

S.D.
07-28-2009, 02:11 AM
^ That's fucking awesome.

Method Man
07-29-2009, 05:36 AM
I <3 S.D.

[center:3kkufbbm]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7b/Phantfag.jpg[/center:3kkufbbm]

Method Man
07-29-2009, 05:43 AM
Has anyone else seen this (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Heirophant_Council) before?

Ich_Bin_Du
07-29-2009, 06:00 AM
Has anyone else seen this (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Heirophant_Council) before?

Never seen that before. Is it known who made this?

Method Man
07-29-2009, 06:37 AM
Never seen that before. Is it known who made this?

I'm not sure. But some of the articals on the site are flippin hillarious.

The Empirical Guy
07-29-2009, 06:50 AM
AHH that pac man video made my day! Thank you!

Method Man, I've seen that before and had a few giggles. That site is great for laughs. look up Terroja and Trent Reznor, they both have pages :p

Method Man
07-29-2009, 06:57 AM
Yeah I saw terroja's page. It's huge, someone really spent some time making that.

Sputnik
07-30-2009, 10:06 AM
Has anyone else seen this before?

Yep loool...haven't seen Terojja's tho XD

Thenevermore
07-30-2009, 02:15 PM
WAHHEEYYYYY!
Hello all :D

Barbarella
07-30-2009, 02:26 PM
Yeah I saw terroja's page. It's huge
It would need to be to accommodate his fat white lard ass.

Lord Hypnos
07-30-2009, 08:41 PM
WAHHEEYYYYY!
Hello all :D

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x81/5chopper05/gay21.jpg

jk, but this is the twattery club, so it must be done. :)

ThreeEyedGod
07-31-2009, 12:42 AM
Who is this Terroja fellow that is being spoken of?

Not Mechanical
07-31-2009, 04:59 AM
^ http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TheAmazingAtheist

Method Man
07-31-2009, 05:01 AM
Who is this Terroja fellow that is being spoken of?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TheAmazingAtheist

S.D.
07-31-2009, 07:18 AM
This is a fun game.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TheAmazingAtheist

Not Mechanical
07-31-2009, 09:49 AM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TheAmazingAtheist

AlcoholicArtist
07-31-2009, 10:00 AM
Lol! It's all true

S.D.
07-31-2009, 10:06 AM
Lol! It's all true

You have failed the game.


http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww16/winfalcon/smashedcomputer.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-31-2009, 11:12 AM
Am I the only one who actually likes his videos? :(

Lord Hypnos
07-31-2009, 12:15 PM
^Yes, mainly because he is a close minded fuck face, who believes that anyone with even the slightest difference in opinion must be as intelligent as a baboon. He is a jack ass and hates religions just for the sake of hate.
]

I meant that his videos are amusing, not that I necessarily agree with him or anything.

Fat, old Robert Smith makes my third eye cry.

But, fat old Reznor would like a word with you.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/trent-reznor.jpg

CellarOwl
07-31-2009, 12:25 PM
^Yes, mainly because he is a close minded fuck face, who believes that anyone with even the slightest difference in opinion must be as intelligent as a baboon. He is a jack ass and hates religions just for the sake of hate.
I figured people liked his videos because they enabled all of us to feel better about our own lives.

And am I the only one who thinks that Robert Smith is looking more like Elizabeth Taylor with every passing year?

ThreeEyedGod
07-31-2009, 01:18 PM
Oooh, so that's Terroja. Sounds like a jolly dude.

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 02:26 PM
Terroja rawks <3

Barbarella
07-31-2009, 03:27 PM
Oooh, so that's Terroja. Sounds like a self opinionated prick with an inflated sense of his own importance, who obviously has too much time on his hands (and way too many ass kissers) and who mistakenly thinks other people want to listen to his endless drivel.
Fixed that for you. :P


^Yes, mainly because he is a close minded fuck face, who believes that anyone with even the slightest difference in opinion must be as intelligent as a baboon. He is a jack ass and hates religions just for the sake of hate.
It's like you read my mind. :D


And am I the only one who thinks that Robert Smith is looking more like Elizabeth Taylor with every passing year?
No, you hit the nail on the head with that one. I was gonna say that he'll be hanging out with Michael Jackson next but ... wait.


Let the twattery continue:

Before
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40766000/jpg/_40766130_jamesharries203300wm.jpg

After
http://www.redhairedqueer.co.uk/blog/yikes.jpg

Lord Hypnos
07-31-2009, 03:48 PM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/719-Fist_of_an_Angry_God.jpg

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 04:09 PM
I'm not an ass kisser I just think he's a cool person.

Barbarella
07-31-2009, 04:15 PM
I'm not an ass kisser I just think he's a cool person.
I wasn't actually referring to you Eris, sorry if you felt I directed that at you. I know you and him have always got along. I just happen to think he's a waste of space.

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 04:17 PM
That's ok :P Thanks for replying Barbarella <3

Barbarella
07-31-2009, 04:18 PM
^ It's all good. <3

Bleeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..............wait, that's your line. :P

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 04:22 PM
BLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yep. :D

let's type something in pink

Barbarella
07-31-2009, 04:25 PM
Pink makes the boys wink

I said wink. Perverts!

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 04:29 PM
blee blah bloy choin

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 07:26 PM
Lol that video rocks

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 08:21 PM
Yes, they certainly are :)

Miss Lisa
07-31-2009, 09:08 PM
*enters thread*

*punches YouTube video, snarls at bleeeeeeeeeees, throws keyboard*

*smashes Reply button*

*leaves thread*

*dust and debris floats to the bottom of the page*

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 09:53 PM
:O ugggghhhh my bleeeees! You done smasheth them!

Lord Hypnos
07-31-2009, 11:31 PM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/TheCrabcoreJog-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/29724291-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/TheCrabcoreJog-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/29724291-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/TheCrabcoreJog-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/29724291-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/TheCrabcoreJog-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/29724291-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/TheCrabcoreJog-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/29724291-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/TheCrabcoreJog-1.gifhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/29724291-1.gif

Erisblee23
07-31-2009, 11:42 PM
Trippy :D

Dronepool
08-01-2009, 02:00 PM
This is pretty funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BETHIGFTpk

Not Mechanical
08-02-2009, 05:25 PM
I wanna wear your butt as a hat.

Lord Hypnos
08-02-2009, 05:27 PM
I wanna stick my dick in your eye.

I thought I was the your only one :(

Not Mechanical
08-02-2009, 05:32 PM
Blacks and racks 5.

Erisblee23
08-02-2009, 07:57 PM
^awesome

Lord Hypnos
08-04-2009, 10:23 AM
I see your ICP

and raise you a Japan


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY0cuzsl3cg

Maniac Master
08-04-2009, 10:55 AM
free butt-fu*ks anybody? yes i'm back.^^

Lord Hypnos
08-04-2009, 11:05 AM
^Holy fuck! You're back!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQE1jqw8J6A

Just for you :D :D

Not Mechanical
08-04-2009, 12:17 PM
You will never beat this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvCbgDdZWE

Lord Hypnos
08-04-2009, 12:31 PM
Both of you are wrong.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo3mDaiwNQk

Lord Hypnos
08-04-2009, 12:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDCObQRRM4

One of the funniest things I've ever seen

Lord Hypnos
08-04-2009, 09:29 PM
Fuck cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDt4mSspe04

Dronepool
08-04-2009, 09:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMWa9y_Zxc


He starts to sound Jamaican after it loops a few times, ha.

Maniac Master
08-05-2009, 12:40 PM
morbid anal fog is fuckin' hilarious. i had to laugh so hard. :D

Lord Hypnos
08-05-2009, 12:46 PM
Lol I really hope they weren't being serious :p

Lord Hypnos
08-05-2009, 01:23 PM
I wouldn't to mosh with those cats, I'd kick them or something.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ5r3oNFVeE

Lord Hypnos
08-05-2009, 01:31 PM
Oh noes!!1 haz i tuched a soft spot?

Lord Hypnos
08-05-2009, 07:55 PM
Fuck cats. The only worthwhile thing about them is Long Cat.

ThreeEyedGod
08-05-2009, 08:35 PM
Yeah lets start a "Fuck Cats" thread.

Dronepool
08-05-2009, 10:55 PM
And a twat, twat there, here a twat, there a twat, everywhere a twat, twat.

Lord Hypnos
08-05-2009, 11:15 PM
Deadpool's a twat

*quickly hides*

Dronepool
08-05-2009, 11:21 PM
Deadpool's a twat

*quickly hides*


http://api.ning.com/files/ZnvgE53CTpMxR9MAu*VaaPnxD4ms0QkPKdofa8j2xkrSTpwJPn %20BlBxD-X0Yv3jlHH8TkRpEm*gtW7h1LjMaTpMLxu4YaNjIT/442534186243_deadpool_400_super.jpg

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/jmiles/2009/01/10/deadpoolpunch.jpg

Maniac Master
08-06-2009, 10:58 AM
i seriously would like to say that this description fits perfectly to my sweet little GFO. :)
but i need you and i know this would hurt your feelings.

so, i won't say it.
<3

ThreeEyedGod
08-06-2009, 12:57 PM
Yay dogs, they rule, they're awesome, they're neat, eat their own food, carry love in their heart, they're incredibly intelligent, and try to hug ANYTHING. Jesus they're the Ghandi of the animal world.
I agree.

Lord Hypnos
08-06-2009, 01:06 PM
Oh, you sly dog.

The Empirical Guy
08-09-2009, 06:51 AM
Yay dogs, they rule, they're awesome, they're neat, eat their own food, carry love in their heart, they're incredibly intelligent, and try to hug ANYTHING. Jesus they're the Ghandi of the animal world.
I agree.

I see what you did there.

Celiny-O
08-11-2009, 03:59 AM
:D

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/Pojopod/Other%20Public/lksdfjlsafjk.jpg

I want a dog like this.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyyrYPTjPJg)

So anyway...

*twat*

S.D.
08-13-2009, 11:19 AM
tw@erry

Not Mechanical
08-13-2009, 11:34 AM
2@ERRY

S.D.
08-13-2009, 11:40 AM
What is "Two-aterry"?

Not Mechanical
08-13-2009, 11:46 AM
I'm not sure. I saw someone call someone a 2@ online once. I guess it works if you say it quickly and like a retard.

S.D.
08-13-2009, 11:47 AM
You certainly said it like a retard!

Not Mechanical
08-13-2009, 11:48 AM
ZING!

S.D.
08-13-2009, 11:50 AM
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww16/winfalcon/Wheaton.jpg

S.D.
08-14-2009, 08:59 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/zocoria/Piss-1.png

Ich_Bin_Du
08-14-2009, 09:19 AM
Eeew.

BTW does anyone have those Batman and Joker comics somebody posted on the 'phant?

Lord Hypnos
08-14-2009, 10:31 AM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/panda.jpg

S.D.
08-14-2009, 11:53 AM
ass 2 mouth

Celiny-O
08-18-2009, 12:09 AM
ASS 2 MOUTH
OM NOM NOM NOM?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee86/xCeliny-Ox/Decorated%20images/zootrip2008033.jpg

Dronepool
08-18-2009, 12:11 AM
http://i26.tinypic.com/33y2osy.jpg

Iulian
08-18-2009, 12:38 AM
I always wanted to do this:


http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/181046314a8a5c5718c15.JPG


:D

edit: It doesn't work, I had to put an image D:

Iulian
08-19-2009, 02:32 AM
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1830/failownedsynchronizedsw.jpg

Lord Hypnos
08-19-2009, 03:55 AM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/miseria_2006/cant-fap-to-this.jpg

Celiny-O
08-20-2009, 04:40 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee86/xCeliny-Ox/v8heh.jpg

S.D.
08-20-2009, 08:04 AM
With a twat like this in front of me, it's no wonder I feel like such an asshole.

Method Man
08-20-2009, 08:18 AM
i see wut u did tharr

And there was actually a girl at my school that looked like the girl in that pic Celiny-O posted.

Barbarella
08-20-2009, 08:43 AM
And there was actually a girl at my school that looked like the girl in that pic Celiny-O posted.
And you had a crush on her.

Method Man
08-20-2009, 08:47 AM
And you had a crush on her.

Yep. Eventually she crushed me.

KnaveMurdok
08-20-2009, 01:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnqtXOi1iaY

Method Man
08-21-2009, 06:31 AM
http://business.nmsu.edu/~dboje/images/TigerNike.jpg

S.D.
08-21-2009, 07:51 AM
"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"C.O.O.L. (http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww16/winfalcon/l_c4873141b8404b5682b955d62a41d1ee.jpg)"

Miss Lisa
08-21-2009, 07:56 AM
Not that dude again.

Not Mechanical
08-21-2009, 01:02 PM
YES. That dude again.

Procrastinator
08-21-2009, 02:17 PM
I should check this thread more often.


Also,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgdTqahfYpE

Sputnik
08-21-2009, 04:31 PM
WOOOO!!!
I just needed to say that...

Celiny-O
08-21-2009, 11:54 PM
I should check this thread more often.


Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSws9TQ6Ay4&feature=player_embedded

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3I895LTE

Erisblee23
08-22-2009, 11:00 AM
blee :P

Dronepool
08-22-2009, 11:44 AM
I should check this thread more often.


Also,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgdTqahfYpE


Ha! Awesome!

Miss Lisa
08-22-2009, 03:19 PM
I've just been horribly sick. The kind that nearly comes out your nose and takes off all your tooth enamel.

I'm not looking forward to using the ensuite tomorrow.

Lord Hypnos
08-22-2009, 11:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw

*loses faith in humanity*

S.D.
08-22-2009, 11:52 PM
That girl is actually really sweet (and no, not just because she's pretty), she just isn't that well educated. She's still not stupid though, her "Turkey" comeback was quick, and she was right to sass that guy about his sexist comments.

Procrastinator
08-23-2009, 02:11 AM
LOL @ 'Hongary'

S.D.
08-23-2009, 02:24 AM
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww16/winfalcon/l_c4873141b8404b5682b955d62a41d1ee.jpg

Procrastinator
08-23-2009, 02:31 AM
I know, I know. Not me, Callum cool.

Erisblee23
08-23-2009, 05:22 PM
tetwa

Sopa De Conejo
08-23-2009, 11:29 PM
There are 5 people on this site I would bed.right.now.

>.>
<.<

<3 BunnySoup

Miss Lisa
08-24-2009, 03:09 AM
Last night's antics: I have woken up with fingernail scars on my right shoulder.

What the hell do I do in my sleep...

S.D.
08-24-2009, 03:13 AM
What the hell do I do in my sleep...

ADMINISTRATIVE DETAILS:-


I have just found out that my sleep-orgasms were not confined to the one time in Paris.

All this year my housemate's been making jokes about me masturbating, and I thought he was just saying it to wind me up. Turns out that on several occasions they heard me moaning from the other room. I don't make noise, cos there's 5 people living around me, so it must have been in my sleep.

I'm not really sure to be embarrassed or to embrace it as a personal quirk. It probably results from my complete frigidity and self-restraint when I'm awake.

Miss Lisa
08-24-2009, 03:28 AM
I don't think I was sexing in my sleep last night. The dreams I can remember include some kind of bomb/earthquake/disaster where I live.

S.D.
08-24-2009, 03:29 AM
There's usually an earthquake when I have sex!

S.D.
08-24-2009, 03:30 AM
There's usually an earthquake when I have sex!

I don't have any sex, and there are not earthquakes in the UK.

:(

Miss Lisa
08-24-2009, 03:32 AM
Yes there are.

There was one last year, but I was awake and I didn't even feel it.

Miss Lisa
08-24-2009, 03:33 AM
I was awake and I didn't even feel it.
That's what she said.

S.D.
08-24-2009, 03:52 AM
http://a.imagehost.org/view/0093/Q6umM