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Jakob Synn
09-12-2009, 03:15 PM
Three crew members who worked on both Transformers movies sent in an open letter to Michael Bay's official site (via ONTD) where they shat all over philosopher and feminist Megan Fox for calling Michael "Hitler" in an interview.

The three unnamed crew members (aka Michael Bay, his assistant and his publicist) are basically co-signing what most whores already think. They say Megan is dumber than a Snuggie, ungrateful, classless, a cunt of all cunts, completely talentless and that she should probably be doing porn instead of acting
in blockbuster movies.

The letter is supposed to make you want to run for president of the I HATE MEGAN FOX fan club, but it actually makes me kind of like her stupid ass for a quick minute. I mean, she's dumb, she's a slut and she's a bitch. The dumb slutty bitch is my kind! It's like we were separated at the free clinic!

The entire letter is after the jump. It's long, but the pure cuntiness of it makes it a must read. JUMP!

"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!"

-Loyal Transformers Crew

From: http://dlisted.com/node/33862

Mi-CroMartie
09-12-2009, 05:15 PM
And, there's this one movie critic who didn't even had to waste time rating how many stars or reviewing her movie Jennifer's Body. He already said it in his blogging about that movie festival he was going into just to see Anti-Christ, and he thinks Megan's movie is the WORST entry ever.

Here's the trailer: I wonder if Haz has anything to say about his precious sex poster girl. :p

[youtube:2gosujlf]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYQ19JM_M1g[/youtube:2gosujlf]

Lord Hypnos
09-12-2009, 05:26 PM
Wow, didn't know Megan was such a twat.

And yea, Jennifer's Body is so pointless.

Mi-CroMartie
09-12-2009, 05:34 PM
I also read on IMDB that Megan's taste in boyfriends is that she doesn't like them when they're not very chivalrous especially to their mommies.. Ironic. She's not fitting that description as well.

secretsquirrely
09-12-2009, 06:01 PM
Meh I look forward to Jennifer's Body..it looks like a really fun movie. I think people are too quick to bitch about Megan as much as they are too quick to bitch about Michael Bay or anyone else in the business. People make all these rude statements of "oh my god they're ruining the industry" or "i can't enjoy films because of.." but in all honesty people don't just get jobs handed to them...well apart form Uwe Boll I guess.

People have become snobbish as fuck about films these days, even though they are no better or worse than some of the shit we got in the past. I agree that neither Megan nor Bay are Oscar material..but it's still entertaining stuff.

Furthermore, always give someone the benefit of the doubt. This is an anonymous letter form some "crew" members that has very generic statements about how bitchy she is. For all we know this could just be a really fucking smart Bay fan. I think this is all being taken out of context really...even the Hitler statement was probably posted by the media in a different wording than how it was originally said. Case and point of the media twisting shit like that around is the interview with Michael Jackson for ABC. Whole thing showed a very adult human being, the version aired on ABC showed a complete psychopath.

So, I'm not going to jump on shit bandwagon here. Perhaps she's a diva, perhaps not. But I think people really eat into these stories a bit too much sometimes.

Mi-CroMartie
09-12-2009, 06:10 PM
^ Jennifer's Body is like a piss poor Ginger Snaps. Only this one's a cheerleader. Not one of those goth girl monster types. :P

Mi-CroMartie
09-12-2009, 06:30 PM
I'm sure Haz will have nightmares of her looking like this:

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/108276/Dfaa21afd093aE0F__gallery.jpg

:P

Hazekiah
09-13-2009, 01:41 AM
True or not, I think all this just makes her even cooler and sexier than she already seemed to be!

I'm eagerly anticipating Jennifer's Body.

:)

303
09-13-2009, 09:32 AM
True or not, I think all this just makes her even cooler and sexier than she already seemed to be!

I'm eagerly anticipating Jennifer's Body.

:)

Haha yeah. It might seem a bit ignorant, but I really don't care about her personality, and couldn't give a shit how she acts behind the scenes as I will never know her personally.
All that matters to me is that I think she is a good actress (and incredibly hot), and the rest doesn't really concern me. The films are all I will see.

Jakob Synn
09-14-2009, 10:16 AM
All that matters to me is that I think she is a good actress

You think she's a good actress?!?!?! What have you been smoking cause I think you need to share with everyone else.

303
09-14-2009, 04:31 PM
All that matters to me is that I think she is a good actress

You think she's a good actress?!?!?! What have you been smoking cause I think you need to share with everyone else.

Lol, she is good, just not in the tradtional ...talented sense. She has the ability to -at least in my case- catch and sustain my attention. Which in its own way is good acting.

Ah come on, she is hot.

Lord Hypnos
09-14-2009, 06:54 PM
Ah come on, she is hot.

Meh. I'd give her a 7.5 out of 10

CellarOwl
09-15-2009, 08:34 AM
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason...
Everyone except his audiences, anyway.

Dear M. Bay and crew, develop a half decent film first. Then we'll talk.

Mi-CroMartie
09-15-2009, 09:29 PM
Michael Bay already ended the drama though, he said he didn't condone the letter and that Megan comparing him to Hitler was just part of her "crazy" image and that he looks forward to working with her again.

Sopa De Conejo
09-16-2009, 01:03 PM
She reminds me of Manson in that everything she says is meant to be controversial, witty, rude or just plain dumb.

gabrieltoxic
09-19-2009, 04:47 PM
People actually listen to what she says? Geez... I usually just stare.

Celiny-O
09-24-2009, 05:00 AM
Here's the trailer:
[youtube:2wd2tssa]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYQ19JM_M1g[/youtube:2wd2tssa]
This doesn't seem as bad as I thought it would be, but then again, that was only the trailer. Not the most creative plot (or soundtrack. Seriously, what the fuck?) though.
But damn, Megan Fox is hot.

ImNotJesus
09-24-2009, 07:56 AM
but in all honesty people don't just get jobs handed to them

Um...yeah, they do. In the performance industry, women especially. Now that's not a sexist remark, just the unfortunate truth. In fact, I'd go so far as to say this happens in the performance industry more than any other field.

I won't ever pretend to be some kind of expert, but as an actor I HAVE, even in my brief experience, witnessed people like Megan Fox and their talentless bullshit first-hand. Film and TV has, for the most part, since its beginning, been incredibly shallow and aesthetically based. A woman will get a role in a film or TV series based entirely on her breast, bum and face. Why? Because attractive girls make attractive films / TV.

I recently worked on a TV series here in Australia, and one of the girls I observed was bland, vapid and incredibly bad at acting. She was rude to the directors and assistant directors, more so to the crew and equipment specialists. We (the extras and such) didn't even exist. She was however, stunningly 'sexy' and had a BRILLIANT body by conventional standards.

Even a piss-poor actor chosen entirely for her looks and willingness to exploit them (like Megan Fox) will have one 'good take' out of a hundred.

Celiny-O
09-24-2009, 11:53 PM
I recently worked on a TV series here in Australia, and one of the girls I observed was bland, vapid and incredibly bad at acting.
Sorry to go off-topic, but may I ask what TV series it was?

ImNotJesus
09-25-2009, 12:00 AM
I wasn't sure how much trouble I could potentially go into, but fuck it.

It was Underbelly 3: The Golden Mile.

Hazekiah
10-03-2009, 05:08 PM
True or not, I think all this just makes her even cooler and sexier than she already seemed to be!

I'm eagerly anticipating Jennifer's Body.

:)

Haha yeah. It might seem a bit ignorant, but I really don't care about her personality, and couldn't give a shit how she acts behind the scenes as I will never know her personally.
All that matters to me is that I think she is a good actress (and incredibly hot), and the rest doesn't really concern me. The films are all I will see.

EXACTLY.

As long as she stays hot and shows up for Transformers 3 I don't really give a shit about anything else.

That said, she is fucking awesome, lol.


http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6725/meganfoxrs1.jpg

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http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6456/meganfoxrs3.jpg

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http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1995/meganfoxrs5.jpg

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Jakob Synn
10-03-2009, 05:25 PM
Well save the date Haz because Transformers 3 will be out on July 1st, 2011

Michael Bay has confirmed that a third instalment of his blockbuster Transformers film franchise will arrive in 2011.

"Well it's official: we have a great Transformers 3 story," the director said on his official website Thursday. "The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012."

Young stars Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are slated to return for the third film, which follows 2007's Transformers and this summer's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Despite a mostly rough ride from critics, the first two films have grossed more than $1.5 billion US worldwide.

Ehren Kruger, one of the writers for the summer sequel, is to pen the script for the third film.

In interviews, Fox has often mocked her participation in the lucrative franchise and was recently targeted in an open letter by several longtime Bay crew members after trashing the director-producer as "a nightmare to work for.

She was also mentioned in an apparent tongue-in-cheek postscript to Bay's message.

"P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back," Bay wrote. "I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture.

"Please consult your physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur. … As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your doctor to determine if this is right for you."


From: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/film/story/2009/ ... irmed.html (http://www.cbc.ca/arts/film/story/2009/10/02/transformers-sequel-confirmed.html)

Hazekiah
10-03-2009, 05:34 PM
Yep!!!

I noticed that the other day and checked his official website to make sure.

Mas awesomeness!!!

That whole week is officially spoken for, as far as I'm concerned.

\m/

Holocaust_King
10-07-2009, 04:46 PM
I don't find Megan Fox that attractive.

I can name dozens of actresses off the top of my head who are infinitely hotter and, as a plus, actually know how to act.

To each their own.

Shangri-LIE
10-08-2009, 07:45 AM
I don't care how beautiful a woman is. If she is the hottest girl in the universe, but has a cantankerous personality, and is as dumb as a jar of marmalade...then she might as well be a heavyweight boxer/chunky porn actress.

Hazekiah
10-08-2009, 07:54 AM
I'm sure she's heartbroken that you've crossed her off your list of suitable mates, lol.

S.D.
10-08-2009, 07:58 AM
Aren't famous people supposed to be assholes? Who cares, unless the girl kills someone in DUI or beats people up unnecessarily, or commits adultery, or endangers someone else's life, what's the problem?

So basically as long as she's not a member of Mötley Crüe.

Shangri-LIE
10-08-2009, 08:44 AM
I'm sure she's heartbroken that you've crossed her off your list of suitable mates, lol.

She should be.I make pretty girls cry. Especially in bed. And I don't mean tears of joy. :p

spaceSuicide
10-16-2009, 05:42 PM
I don't find Megan Fox that attractive.

I can name dozens of actresses off the top of my head who are infinitely hotter and, as a plus, actually know how to act.

To each their own.


I can as well.

Hazekiah, take note I read that her character will die in transformers 3 this afternoon.

Jakob Synn
10-16-2009, 07:37 PM
I don't find Megan Fox that attractive.

I can name dozens of actresses off the top of my head who are infinitely hotter and, as a plus, actually know how to act.

To each their own.

http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sophie-monk-nipple.jpg

Hazekiah
12-01-2009, 04:35 AM
Hazekiah, take note I read that her character will die in transformers 3 this afternoon.

I wouldn't put too much faith in rumors THIS early in the game, but, hey! Even if she does get killed off I'm sure she'll be resurrected with a particle of AllSpark dust Sam finds in his underwear or something, lol.

;)

Angeles
01-06-2010, 09:49 PM
"Well it's official: we have a great Transformers 3 story," the director said on his official website Thursday.

It's such a shame they had to wait until the third movie was underway to decide it was time to include a great story.