I need help ridding myself of an eyesore from the Early Heirophant days

[Pestilence]

Think anyone can help me getting a file removed off of there? it's rather beating a dead horse and I eyesore and yes it bothers me. I know many of you know the name Carne Decadente(bashed by the phant like no other) and was hoping if you could help me get rid of the file. I really want it removed though I contacted the web-master at least I hope I did. Any advice for this situation?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Phantfag.jpg
as every human made mistakes I think I deserve a second chance wouldn't all of you agree? My Marilyn Manson dreams were crushed because of the phant and I don't want to be constantly reminded of it. It was only brought to my attention today someone asked me about it and automatically felt 2 inches tall compared to everyone else. To me as a Marilyn Manson fan I don't like to be anything less than everyone else. I have a life and I try to live it out the best I can like any other human being.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Phantfag.jpg
Thanks,
Justin

[Ludwig]

What's wrong with Carne Decadente?

Edit
Oh...

Edit 2
I don't know how to help you, but I hope someone does.

[Hexon.Arq]

Wow. That's probably never going to go away. In my low point of obsessively trolling /*/ I would see that picture at least four times a week, meaning either someone from the Phant loved reposting it, or tens if not hundreds of people have it on their HDs already.

I'm a little surprised ED has an article on the Phant. :O

[Dv5]

Follow the protocol that most of us do. Contact an administrator.

[Cerebrot]

Did you make it? Or did someone take your picture and edit it to be a joke like that. Was it someone you pissed off? or just some guy?

[The Empirical Guy]

Wait, that's actually you?

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/LOL/2/LOL-Hitler_is_amused.jpg (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

Sorry, once that shit gets on the internetz, it ain't going away.

[Cringeon]

Yeah, I don't think there is going to ever be a way to erase the past so I think just accepting it and maybe even finding a way to enjoy in the humor of the situation might help you move on passed it. The moment the subject of a joke isn't bothered by it is when the joke kind of looses it's effect.

[Sputnik]

Woah...
... I think Cringeon is right... just ignore it or laugh it off or whatever. How do people know it's you, anyway?

[CellarOwl]

If you think contacting ED would get them to delete any lulz than nothing really has changed after all this time. Just be glad you aren't Terroja. Every day of your life.

[Pestilence]

I agree to just laugh it off. Anyways all is forgiven to the creator now moving on. I have talked to Terroja that person is fucked up in the skull.Always talked in riddles and dark logic. What happened to him? for the most part I do feel lucky it's not a photo of me with long hair because that would be more effecting to me as a person.

[Ludwig]

*Searches Terroja*

Whoa...

[Pestilence]

Woa is right O.O ahaha I feel better now!

Edit:

BLUE BERRY PIE, BLUE BERRY PIE, EVERYBODY LOVES SOME BLUE BERRY PIE

[Hexon.Arq]

LOL! All that did was make me like TJ a hell of a lot more. (The ED page, not the Blueberry Pie thing. That was fail.)

[Dv5]

Yes, TJ, A.K.A. "The Amazing Athiest", is a loveable asshole. I've had encounters with him, and he is a fucking brilliant guy, as much as I've hated him from time to time. My advice? Don't incense his heavyweight ire of scrutiny by praying for such a thing online. It'll only get worse. He'd made a page just like that about me and a "character" named "Bettie Bateman" once apon a time. The solution? Confront him, contact an admin, or just ignore it.

:)

[The Empirical Guy]

If you think contacting ED would get them to delete any lulz than nothing really has changed after all this time. Just be glad you aren't Terroja. Every day of your life.

What the hell ever happened to that guy? After he disappeared from the 'Phant I've heard nothing of him, is he still around on teh interwebz?

[Hexon.Arq]

What the hell ever happened to that guy? After he disappeared from the 'Phant I've heard nothing of him, is he still around on teh interwebz?

He's becoming a swelling juggernaut on Youtube. #67 Most Subscribed of All Time. (Though a good number of those might just be trolls sent by the Lard to emanate godly virtue by calling him a fat faggot.)

[The Empirical Guy]

Wow, I knew he had a Youtube channel too but didn't realize it was on some sort of most subscribed list. I'm guessing that's been helped along by his own person ED page.

[Joker]

You're the guy in that photo? Awesome, I want to buy you a beer or something.

[Method Man]

If I'm correct the person that made that pic posts on here...

[Pestilence]

Oh I know who made it, anyways I would definably slam a beer with someone.

[Lord Hypnos]

I agree to just laugh it off. Anyways all is forgiven to the creator now moving on. I have talked to Terroja that person is fucked up in the skull.Always talked in riddles and dark logic. What happened to him? for the most part I do feel lucky it's not a photo of me with long hair because that would be more effecting to me as a person.

Yea, I've seen his videos. He obviously let the youtube fame get to his head. When he first started posting youtube videos I liked it, before he was a douche, but a funny one. Now he tries a bit too hard.

[Christina]

What the hell ever happened to that guy? After he disappeared from the 'Phant I've heard nothing of him, is he still around on teh interwebz?

He has a myspace.

EDIT: I'd post the link to it but I think he had some MM fan enemies so I think it would be wrong of me.

[Method Man]

Don't you need help getting rid of an eyesore (http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php?2753-Anyone-wanna-claim-their-pubic-hair) from the Heirophant days Christina?

[Christina]

Nope. I can laugh it off.

(wait, do I have one too?)

[The Empirical Guy]

^ I assumed he was referring to you pubic trophy.

[Christina]

Oh.... I think everyone knows his alias. Can't you guys just punch in the keys The Amazing Atheist in the address thingy?

[The Hand]

Haha, is that you? Gutted. To be fair your real name wasn't even remotely connected to it until you signed those posts just then...

My advice is just leave it to rot & the paper trail will eventually dry up. I doubt ED will be around for a million years.

TJ is an idiot. He has half a brain, but never got any approval from anyone before the internet.

Now he has the approval of a few semi-moron worshippers, he's let it go to his head, has become convinced his judgement is always correct by default, & has stopped growing as a person because he never considers the possibility he is wrong, thus missing out on opportunities to iron out the many flaws in his character.

You only have to read his waffling about paedophilia, if you have any time for the bloke after that - you have too much time on your hands. There's plenty of insecure pseudo-intellectual attention seekers out there who don't try to rationalise masturbating to child porn.

Case in point, here's a piece he's recently done

March 8, 2010
The Cage

Love and fear; fear and love. Often these things are diametrically opposable concepts in the human mind, but in reality they are often one.

Aside from the fact that he's just throwing words & ideas together in such a way that would only sound intelligent to a fucking idiot, let's focus on the fact that he is paraphrasing Marilyn Manson interviews almost 30 years into his life & passing it off as original writing (see early Manson interviews about the name of the band). He insults your intelligence by thinking you won't notice

I never had a big spat with him or anything, but I do find him objectionable

[CellarOwl]

I think the lesson learned here is that if you accept your lumps and just shut the fuck up about it, there will always be some other loudmouthed moron to suck up all of the air in the room.

[slappyDUMMY]

lulz, we've all had our embarrassing phases. Remember that time I was a polish sushi chef? *flashback* *laughter* yeah.... good times good times

[delirium]

I'm surprised my Papa Smurf dick didn't make it onto Encyclopedia Dramatica. Then again, it was probably seen as awesome beyond reproach.

[spaceSuicide]

I don't even know why the Phant page is still there even though it tanked over a year and 3 months ago, let alone your photo.

Irrelevant.

[Lucille]

With something like this, the only thing you can really do is change your own perspective when it comes to it. You can either allow it to bring you misery or decide and realize that it really has no power to hurt you. If it ever comes up, laugh it off and chalk it up to "that hilarious phase" from your angsty youth. Anyone who can't understand that doesn't really deserve to be in your life anyway, and shouldn't have the power to hurt you.

[Christina]

^ I assumed he was referring to you pubic trophy.



Oh.... I think everyone knows his alias. Can't you guys just punch in the keys The Amazing Atheist in the address thingy?

Wow, I really read that wrong. I thought you said "public trophy" referring to TJ's myspace.

No, the pubic hairs are in a safe keeping until the owner wants them back. I still can't believe I have a stranger's pubes.... one time someone gave me a toe nail, as a present for Xmas, that had fallen off when they stubbed their toe. I was pretty grossed out when I realised what it was after opening the gift box.

Anyways. I'm getting this off track.

[Vexation]

To be honest ED's description of the how the Phant operated is not exactly a million miles off


This forum being dedicated to Marilyn Manson already makes it fail, but the majority of the members aren't even into this music, these people are sexual predators who feel that Manson's fanbase is a good target for finding disenfranchised preteens who will blow anything with a pulse that is wearing mascara and a "Kill Your God" t-shirt.

...Dialed my number didn't they?

[DecayingSinner]

Wow. I forgot all about this picture. I would just get over it and be able to laugh about it. There are plenty of pictures I would like to forget about it.

[S.D.]

As The Hand and The Empirical Guy have both pointed out on Facebook, your worries are no more Pestilence, as Encyclopedia Dramatica has been closed and replaced by Oh Internet.

Pestilence and I both know it was actually me who made the Master Carne picture anyway, so after all those years, the circle is now closed. TERROJA is still a sex offender and Cheryl is still a grotesque pre-op transsexual though, these things will never change.

[CellarOwl]

You've failed us all, internet.

[The Empirical Guy]

As The Hand and The Empirical Guy have both pointed out on Facebook, your worries are no more Pestilence, as Encyclopedia Dramatica has been closed and replaced by Oh Internet.

Pestilence and I both know it was actually me who made the Master Carne picture anyway, so after all those years, the circle is now closed. TERROJA is still a sex offender and Cheryl is still a grotesque pre-op transsexual though, these things will never change.

To be perfectly honest, I do vaguely miss Terroja. He was, at least, an entertaining sex offender.

[ThreeEyedGod]

I miss Ed. Oh Internet is fucking stupid.

[Christina]

I miss Ed.

I miss _oswald.... or _oswalt... or... whatever his fucken name was!

Does J_Absinthe ever frequent here? I miss that homo too.
Can we say 'homo' on here?

[MixMastahTee]

I miss Ed.

Why?

[ImNotJesus]

Oh man, I LOVE TJ / TheAmazingAtheist.

He was a trolling bastard at times, but I think he's the direct retaliation to right-wing extremism in America.
If you look past his over-the-top demeanor and often offensive rhetoric, there's a pretty intelligent guy there.

You know who I don't miss? PROFANE. Now THAT guy was a dickhead.

[MixMastahTee]

Oh man, I LOVE TJ

As a neckbearded militant anti-theist also named T.J., I love that you love him.

[Christina]

You know who I don't miss? PROFANE. Now THAT guy was a dickhead.

Steroids, maaaan!

[Hexon.Arq]

'Oh Internet' sucking fucks hard, and I'm not just saying that because it's new. ED's closure is the worst thing to personally affect me all year. Why, I used to use their emoticon page regularly as a personal sticker pad; now I'm really wishing I'd copy/pasted those into a bank. (I could probably just pull up the archived page and do it right now, but that being the case, I could also do it tomorrow. :p) Oh the loss.

Well, I guess Pestilence lucked out on that one. Until the next time the picture pops up on a *chan, which will be eventually.

[S.D.]

To be perfectly honest, I do vaguely miss Terroja. He was, at least, an entertaining sex offender.
I was never personally enertained by anything he said or did, bar one or two photographs he took, but you can say that about most of the people frequenting the Internet.


He was a trolling bastard at times, but I think he's the direct retaliation to right-wing extremism in America. If you look past his over-the-top demeanor and often offensive rhetoric, there's a pretty intelligent guy there.
It's probably my age, but genuine trolling rather than a bit of pissing about online just bores the living fuck out of me these days, there's a difference between having a wry sense of humour and being a needless asshat to people, which is generally the feelign I got from TERROJA. That's personal opinion of course, as ever, I don't really mind who enjoyed his posts, and I've watched and/or taken something from a couple of his videos in the past.


I miss _oswald...
Ha, yeah I bet you do. I think I mentioned once, but he did register an account here, but it was never used, which I count as a blessing.


Does J_Absinthe ever frequent here? I miss that homo too.
Can we say 'homo' on here?

No, there must be no references to homosexuality on these boards whatsoever, it makes the tip of Shangri-LIE's nose tingle. Yes of course you can say 'homo', jeez...

Anyway, to answer - no, sadly. I always enjoyed Jack's posts and larger-than-life thoughts on fashion and entertainment. When I say "larger-than-life" I am of course referring predominantly to his lips. I know that he and Hazekiah are still best of pals though, so I'm sure he'd be happy to pass on any shout-outs.

I also just realised something odd about the title of this topic, it says 'Early' days, but I made that picture in 2007 thereabouts, which would have more-or-less been the 'Late' days of Heirophant. Oh well.
Back to the recent discussion, I never really found anything on Encyclopedia Dramatica that funny, just like any meme, it has to have staying power or it's just a high school joke on insipid repeat.

[The Empirical Guy]

I was never personally enertained by anything he said or did, bar one or two photographs he took


It was the naked one, wasn't it?

Whatever happened to TheRapeFish? If there was ever anyone to turn a thread in to unrelated yet hilarious ramble, it was him.

[Sputnik]

I kind of miss Gofuckoff (or whatever his name was...) aaand Oedipus, I thought they were really entertaining at times :D

[Dv5]

I think that S.D. is my secret admirer. He's been making it quite apparent.

[S.D.]

It was the naked one, wasn't it?
That was horrific, but admittedly funny. Wasn't Hazekiah's face stuck under one of the skin gatherings?


Whatever happened to TheRapeFish? If there was ever anyone to turn a thread in to unrelated yet hilarious ramble, it was him.
A few people have noted that he now (I assume still) flies aeroplanes for the US Military.


I kind of miss Gofuckoff (or whatever his name was...) aaand Oedipus, I thought they were really entertaining at times :D
Both chaps have accounts on Provider Module - albeit with different names, and to my knowledge Oedepus doesn't browse or post - but yeah, they're around, I was just talking to Oed about Bowie on Facebook at the weekend.


I think that S.D. is my secret admirer. He's been making it quite apparent.
You wish, homo. ;)

[ThreeEyedGod]

Why?

Shit was funny. Oh Internet is too bland and pc.

[The Empirical Guy]

A few people have noted that he now (I assume still) flies aeroplanes for the US Military.


Fuck that is a scary thought.

[Dv5]

I wondor if TheRapeFishies aircraft war bot is named THERAPEFISH?

[Sputnik]

I think that S.D. is my secret admirer. He's been making it quite apparent.


You wish, homo. ;)

LOL, S.D., Don't deny it, we all know already.... :P