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09-16-2010, 09:40 PM
One time, I was at Alexandra Palace, and I had just come out of a Franz Ferdinand concert. A concert that I had attended with counterfeit tickets, accompanied by some fake blonde blow job artist, and I pissed myself in a Black Taxi. The running joke from then on was that I "Pissed my Frantz".

The Empirical Guy
09-17-2010, 12:58 AM
It's fucking you again! Oh, welcome back. That one got me quite a laugh. Well done indeed, sir.

09-17-2010, 01:46 AM
In America the cabs are yellow, and I've never met anyone who pissed themselves in one. There's irony involved here. Unless your piss is black.

09-17-2010, 02:59 AM
I couldn't resist checking out Alexandra Palace. Thanks for the giggle and the jaw drop!

(But please, don't take that as an offer of a blow job.)