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S.D.
04-20-2011, 08:20 AM
I read this at Unkillablemonster.Ru (http://www.unkillablemonster.ru/). Well, I had to use an online translator to see what it was referring to and then find the original article, but still:-

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/evan-rachel-wood-joins-crush-gay-bisexual-stars/story?id=13409693



For Evan Rachel Wood, gender isn't an issue.

"I'm up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl," the True Blood actress said in an interview in the latest issue of Esquire magazine. It's the first time Wood, 23, talked publicly about being bisexual.
Wood said that she's "kind of like the guy when it comes to girls."
"I'm the dominant one," she said.
"I'm opening the doors, I'm buying dinner. Yeah, I'm romantic."

Wood famously dated rocker Marilyn Manson for three years before splitting in 2010. His oddities attracted her, and she told Esquire, "I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general."
But Wood is also attracted to traditionally feminine features. She co-starred with Kate Winslet in the HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce and said she would "marry" Winslet if she could.
Wood is the latest star to open up about her sexuality. Below, check out other celebrities who have recently revealed they're not heterosexual:


Amber Heard
In December, Pineapple Express actress Amber Heard came out at GLAAD's 25 anniversary celebration, where she walked the red carpet with her girlfriend of two years, artist and photographer Tasya van Ree.
Afterward, speaking to the gay-focused entertainment site AfterEllen.com, Heard said she felt a responsibility to come out at 24.
"I think when I became aware of my role in the media, I had to ask myself an important question, 'Am I part of the problem?'" she said.
"I think that the injustice of people staying in the closet is more than I can bear with a clear conscience, and I couldn't sleep at night if I was a part of that problem, if I was part of the lies."
Asked about van Ree, Heard said, "She's so beautiful. I mean, you'd have to be crazy not to want to go out with her!"


Anna Paquin
Last April, Wood's True Blood co-star, Anna Paquin, also revealed that she's bisexual. Paquin did so through a PSA for the Give A Damn campaign, which features stars speaking out for equality.

Norsefire
04-20-2011, 08:25 AM
Just search Marilyn Manson on Google news and this news is everywhere! Since they always refer back to Manson it comes up a lot.

Shangri-LIE
04-20-2011, 08:41 AM
That is so hot. Lesbians are so cool!

ThreeEyedGod
04-20-2011, 02:38 PM
I call these types, " MTV lesbians".

ShelfLife
04-20-2011, 05:45 PM
Apart from that fantastic pun up there, I don't see why there are even news articles about it.

Lucille
04-20-2011, 05:51 PM
Ummm so I'll knock that bitch's teeth out. We all know Kate Winslet belongs to ME. That is all.

P.s. Wonderful pun!

Zsa Zsa
04-20-2011, 06:19 PM
Best thread title ever.

Christina
04-20-2011, 07:58 PM
Shangs gets criticized for being an attention whore yet celeb carpet munchers get their own thread?

I thought I knew you S.D.!

VIDe
04-20-2011, 09:06 PM
Oh, how I wish I could think of a pun that would incorporate Evan Rachel Wood's last name, her recent admission of bisexuality and my penis' response to that news, which, in its erect state, resembles timber. Truly, I seek the Holy Grail of puns.

Update

http://i56.tinypic.com/2db9hxs.jpg

As you can see, I got pretty far, but at some point, the left hemisphere of my brain did a loop-de-loop or something (I'm not a doctor) and now I have to learn how to drink orange juice all over again.

KnaveMurdok
04-21-2011, 01:35 AM
I didn't even read that article, but the title alone make this win the prestigious "best thread ever" award! :D

S.D.
04-21-2011, 02:20 AM
It's probably worth me noting that I don't care about the story whatsoever, I only posted it so I could make the title. Mission accomplished.


Shangs gets criticized for being an attention whore yet celeb carpet munchers get their own thread?
She's not really a lesbian, just as Shangri-LIE isn't really a sexual predator. [on account of being a virgin]

Seriously though, if you read that interview they've made it seem like she said "Yeah, I'm Evan Rachel Wood and I spent all of last night with my tongue on the rock-hard labia of a tattooed bull-dyke."
I'm sure she's fooled around a few times with girls, but most women who like to go out and enjoy themselves under the age of thirty probably have, it's part of the territory.
Although, I have to say knowing she's got auburn hair did make me think of the "say you like eating red carpet" Family Guy joke, thus leading me into thinking about The Red Carpet Grave, and finally "Never eat from the grave"...

Maybe that V-Sign Manson keeps doing is intentional sign language?

ThreeEyedGod
04-21-2011, 03:14 AM
Post " I Kissed A Girl" bisexuals ( via Katy Perry female empowerment).

Will guys being bi ever become trendy? please, please, please, please....

Ich_Bin_Du
04-21-2011, 04:09 AM
Thread title = WIN.
And well, everybody's bisexual nowadays so whatever.

Cringeon
04-21-2011, 05:24 AM
Not that all woman feel this way, I'd argue that sapphic tendencies are just part of the feminist experience. Noit much more powerful than being fulfilled in life without the need of a man. But with ERW, I just think it's part of the young 20 self discovery phase and is just open to whatever suits her current needs most.


And well, everybody's bisexual nowadays so whatever.
I think the fluid nature of sexuality has always been there. Thankfully we are just in a climate now where it's no longer taboo to be honest about it.

ThreeEyedGod
04-21-2011, 05:58 AM
<3 Sapphic tendencies! *pops in No Men Allowed # 6*

Shangri-LIE
04-21-2011, 06:17 AM
Thread title = WIN.
And well, everybody's bisexual nowadays so whatever.

No everyone. It's mostly just women because they are sluts. :p

MrPogo
04-23-2011, 02:16 PM
"I'm up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl," the True Blood actress said.

True Blood?!She's finally made an appearance in something I've watched and I didn't even recognise her!

VelvetAIDS
04-23-2011, 02:43 PM
She's not really a lesbian, just as Shangri-LIE isn't really a sexual predator. [on account of being a virgin]


And a certain someone keeps bringing up his name in countless posts *raises eyebrow*

Anywho, I'm not exactly surprised but at the same time I am. I don't know. I've never been one to care for Manson's relationships.