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Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 03:01 PM
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Every second somewhere in the world someone is guilty of sucking. Even here in our midst, we have those who are set to fail and must be indicted for that. This ceremony honors our heroes of fail. This is our chance to nominate each other for simply just sucking. This is the chance to berate nemesis, and nitwit. The dumb who dumbfound us. Tonight, we will make up completely contrived descriptions of eachothers characters, and shove cleverley wrapped knives in the form of tingent jokes into eachothers backs. This ceremony is for those who truly enjoy mean humor. Cruel fun. It is not for those with paper thin skin. It is purely for fun and not meant to insult or put down eachother as peers on any real level. With that said....just pick some people and write something fucked up about them for fun! This is the 1st "YOU SUCK AWARDS!"



My first nominee is Joker - You angry little oompa loompa of a man you. First I'd like to present an impression of our friend Joker. "I am starvulating, someone impregnate me with a b b baby back rib!"


You exemplify everything illiterate in journalism and could not even land a job as a news feed typist at a special needs school. With that said, YOU SUCK!


My second nominee is S.D. - There's not much I can say, you are just a terrible person. You have as much intrepid will to produce moments of win as you do waste your useless semen on art magazines. You have the narssisitic wit of a two year old monkey who works for a Hatian web design company. There's not much else I can say other than you're really a horrible horrible soul. YOU SUCK!


My third nominee is Peaches - You just really suck. I didn't even bother to write any jokes. The only reason I would even give you a split second of my time is to have you make me a sammich, and then go back to becoming a future failure of a wife and mother. I don't care. YOU SUCK!


My fourth nominee is Empirical Guy - The only thing good about you is that you're the only goth male who hasn't sucked another members cock. Though I offer you a blow for your inferior and brutally idiotic band. It's about as malign as a homocidal Koala Bear. Enjoy your quarter life crisis! YOU SUCK!


My fifth and final nominee, for now, is Adam Chabbi - You are going to die in a cold dark room. Your myopic threads, and sneering contempt for happiness is a damnation that will linger with you for eternity. Even in the afterlife, you will be forced to spend all of your time on a computer as everyone else parties with Angels and Gods. Even those in Hell will pity you. You're a good guy, but you truly, and unfortunately suck more than Hitler forced people to be sucked into the SS. YOU SUCK!


Now it is someone elses turn to present the nominees. Let the burns commence! Remember it's all in fun, and if you can't take it YOU SUCK!

Joker
05-01-2011, 03:04 PM
http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy223/liahabel/awesome_tear.gif

This thread... it's... it's beautiful, man.

adamchabbi6
05-01-2011, 03:25 PM
It is quite funny, but I have to admit it's quite mean at the same time because I am actually searching for happiness at the moment, since I'm going through very difficult times for now. Although, I won't take it seriously if it's only for a laugh!

spaceSuicide
05-01-2011, 03:28 PM
I rule! I wasn't a nominee.

For everyone else:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARITnC80VhE

Emma
05-01-2011, 03:35 PM
Shangs having his usual temper tantrum - feel better now?

Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 03:40 PM
Shangs having his usual temper tantrum - feel better now?

Emma, for fucks sakes it was for fun. Me and some friends from here planned it. It's a game. It's a pretend awards ceremony. It's a Roast if you will. Jesus Christ. <3

Joker
05-01-2011, 03:44 PM
Lighten up Emma, he already mentioned it's meant as a bit of tongue-in-cheek comedy.

VelvetAIDS
05-01-2011, 03:45 PM
This thread was just born and i'm already laughing. This thread is win.

Emma
05-01-2011, 03:45 PM
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't - but it doesn't come across that way. Maybe I'm out of touch but telling people to "die in a cold dark room" or that tneywill be a "future failure of a wife and mother" aren't funny to me - and given the fact that sometimes you do throw your toys out of the pram, on first glance, this is how this post comes across.

Emma
05-01-2011, 03:47 PM
Lighten up Emma, he already mentioned it's meant as a bit of tongue-in-cheek comedy.

Sorry but I'm happy to be a little stuck up about this - I personally don't see insulting people as funny and hey I'm just voicing my opinion on this.

Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 03:47 PM
^^ Exactly, Joker.

Emma, even though I love ya, you've just made yourself a marked woman. ;)

Now, let's start being ruthless cunts, shall we?

Emma
05-01-2011, 03:48 PM
Emma, even though I love ya, you've just made yourself a marked woman. ;)

Now, let's start being ruthless cunts, shall we?

I'm not playing your game. I'll stay out of this from now on. To me this just seems a little immature.

Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 03:56 PM
Well, Emma, you got my PM I am assuming and have fun outside of the fun. You are still listed, and so is everyone else. I am here to crucify people, and I hope those of you who have entered this thread are ready to do so as well.

Cringeon
05-01-2011, 04:12 PM
Posted from my BlackBerry

Cringeon
05-01-2011, 04:14 PM
Shangs - you're get the award for shitty attempt at humor. Everytime you've tried a "joke" on here, it just turns into some pathetic reflection of your shit life and all your narcissistic hangups. You want to position yourself in a way that if anyone doesn't agree with your "humor" than we are slagged for being too serious.

A roast, or whatever you had in mind is always done by friends who have earned the right to talk shit. I'll just say you are not in the right to insult people the way you do. You are for the most part friendless except in your internet dwellings. Every "artistic" attempt I've heard you have has resulted in you being dropped like the hack you are. You are unoriginal, uninspiring and your false bravado ponied around as sarcastic humor is just your shield to protect you from your pathetic existence.

Ya know what I'm sick of? The people here (especially the admin/mods) put time, money, effort and a hell a lot of heart into this site - and I've seen you try and take every chance to criticize, insult or even bend the rules to play mind games. I humored you in the past because I thought you had the brain to put it together - but like everything else you say; you just piss me off more and more.

I'm sure elsewhere on the internet it would be easier to just kick you out - but hey its a free world and this site has never been about banning users. I'll just say for me, your games fucking tire me and you have lost what if any respect I could have mustard up for you.

So who gets the biggest fag award? Right there buddy.

Posted from my BlackBerry

VelvetAIDS
05-01-2011, 04:17 PM
Anyone have any popcorn? :D

Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 04:20 PM
Cringeon - If you don't like it stay out of it. It's a joke. Participate or go back to modding unattended threads. Those of us who are down for it are going to do our thing.

Another thing - we used to flame each other all of the time. I still get flamed. I find it funny. I know other users who are making lists right now. Get a grip.

ThreeEyedGod
05-01-2011, 04:29 PM
hmm

Lucille
05-01-2011, 04:37 PM
I don't understand why the people who are so wildly outraged by this thread are even posting in it. If you don't like it, why are you posting here? Shangri-LIE explained specifically what this thread is exactly about. I don't know the personal issues you have with him and frankly I don't care, but separated from your opinions on him and what kind of person he is, this thread is a fun idea/game and it's well put together. Stop trying to shit on it.

VelvetAIDS
05-01-2011, 04:38 PM
S.D. - We all know you hide your true feeling deep within your needlessly massive "wall-o-texts" that make up about 30% of this entire forum if not more. You suck because we all fucking now you need to grow a pair and ask Shangrie-lie for his hand in marriage instead of simply hiding your feelings in 2/3s of your total PM life.

Cringeon - It's mustered not mustard.

Peaches - You are a force both feared and revered. You use your magickal demonic charm to cause horrible accidents and unmentionables within hellish corners of teh internetz (teh babbel lawn chatz for one) - therefore you suck!

Nick Sixx - You turned your back on Teh Lady o' Gaga. For that is unforgivable. Because you suck you decided to slowly turn your back on your Goddess and for that a giant discostick will impale you in the near future. ;)

Shangrie-lie - According to cheap hookers in the east Ohio valley....you suck.

The 'popular kids' of Provider Module - You suck for not being able to take a joke. A vast majority of you were on the fucking Heirophant for shit's sake. Take a step back and laugh at yourselves for once. Sometimes it takes a stab in the face to realize how silly some aspects of yourself are.

Joker
05-01-2011, 04:40 PM
Cringeon - It's mustered not mustard.

The 'popular kids' of Provider Module - You suck for not being able to take a joke. A vast majority of you were on the fucking Heirophant for shit's sake. Take a step back and laugh at yourselves for once. Sometimes it takes a stab in the face to realize how silly some aspects of yourself are.

Saying what I was thinking, hehe.

ThreeEyedGod
05-01-2011, 04:42 PM
I nominate this thread for the inevitable shit storm it will cause...

Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 04:45 PM
I nominate this thread for the inevitable shit storm it will cause...

I'm sure Manson would approve. Let's all just have fun. It comes off as offensive, but it is truly light hearted jabbing.

The Empirical Guy
05-01-2011, 05:08 PM
http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/19/scarjo_popcorn.gif

Golden Eel
05-01-2011, 05:24 PM
Do me, Do me!

Golden Eel
05-01-2011, 05:39 PM
It's even funnier because when Shangri-LIE says it's just all a joke, then you know he's dead serious about it!

Shangri-LIE
05-01-2011, 05:55 PM
It's even funnier because when Shangri-LIE says it's just all a joke, then you know he's dead serious about it!

That's not true. This time it was. Now make a fucking list.

S.D.
05-01-2011, 07:36 PM
I think this topic is the absolute business.

There's a yearning, burning part of me that wants to reveal to everyone how much I truly fucking suck, and it's not even in the vain hope I'd get a Suck Award. I mean really, sometimes I look in the mirror and I can't stand the piss-weak, culturally terrified, debauched, relic-of-the-past idiot I really am. It saddens and sickens me, but that's okay, in this limited, digital world I'm good behind my my walls-of-text-that-no-one-gives-a-piss-about, and apparently my Britishness amuses a couple of American Internet users no-end to the degree it's the only thing they can pinpoint about my limited, loserish existence.

Fuck S.D., he's a needless burden.

Hexon.Arq
05-01-2011, 07:42 PM
This thread amuses me. No matter how hard it is decided that the suckiest person here sucks, I have them beat by MILES, YEARS, and BOARDS WITH NAILS.

Shangri-LIE
05-02-2011, 06:34 AM
Well, I have to say. Cringeon richeously pwned me. He gets a pass. Good one. I also agree with S.D., he's a good sport. Don't be so hard on yourself. More lists coming soon. Don't rest. This isn't over. Muahahaha. I'm going to get drunk and paint my face like a clown in t-minus 10 hours. Then the second installment will commence. I promise you that it will be more grande than a presidential inauguration. Other contributers will debut as well. That is all, sucky sucks.

Joker
05-02-2011, 06:48 AM
I'd like to nominate;

MixMastahTee, you suck for being a borderline-insane militant fucktard with chips on both shoulders, who probably won't read this thread because you're too busy adjusting your tinfoil hat. God bless you, and repent, because Jesus will save you in the end - that is, if you don't go shoot up a school and get taken down by the SWAT. You like the drugs but the drugs don't like you.

Not Mechanical, you suck for being a massive cocksoothing faggot, and for consistently fapping over photos of Lady Gaga's thick veiny penis whilst listening to Brandon Flowers, and drinking girly cocktails laced with the semen of hairy black men.

Shangs, you're a frightening hollow shell of a person, whose life consists of stalking little children and taking them back to your lair for rape and readings of your poetry - and I'm not sure which is worse. Your hateful, pathetic attitude is what's holding back the love that this forum needs. I hate you, and your existence makes me sick - this is why you suck.

AdamChabbi, you suck due to your drooling, ape-like stupidity and overwhelmingly needy attitude to the few people willing to reply to your messages. You grasp futilely at the strings of friendship through your internet connection, unknowingly the butt of a million jokes.

And lastly, I, Joker, suck for being a horrible, hateful little gnome of a man, who resembles nothing more than a tiny, squashed Viking, or perhaps a Lord of the Rings dwarf who has let himself go. I should probably just stick a plastic bag over my head and do my friends and family a favour, I can't hold up a conversation, I can't write worth shit, and nobody would miss me if I were dead.

Provider Module, I love you all <3

Golden Eel
05-02-2011, 06:55 AM
MixMastahTee, you suck for being a borderline-insane militant fucktard with chips on both shoulders, who probably won't read this thread because you're too busy adjusting your tinfoil hat.

How'd you know that, are you watching me?

LOL.

Cringeon
05-02-2011, 07:42 AM
And you guys think I had my super serious face on when I replied? Hell no, I'm not against a thread like this. Let the pain flow bitches.

I was on the road when I replied, and yeah my phone fucked up mustered haha. You got me there maaannnn.

I'd also like to nominate Shangs for the biggest pussy award. You want a thread to start flinging shit, then don't send me PMs wanting to clear the air, and talk like men about it. Have the balls to dish it out and take it like the bitch you are. I'm all for laying it on the line, but I'll tell it how it is. Not in some funny ironic, we are all pals keeping it fun-joy-time ;) You wanna rumble, then don't come to the sidelines to patch it up. Let's shed some blood, cause if we are going to do this - I'm not fucking going half-mast with it. This is the cock that will fuck you in the ass. <3

And I nominate the "You suck" award to anyone who keeps bringing up the 'phant. Shit man, get on with the times - that site was a cesspool by the end because of their attitude. I'm not about to go down that route. I'm all for having fun, but being cunts for the sake is not what I'm down for.

Shangri-LIE
05-02-2011, 07:44 AM
And you guys think I had my super serious face on when I replied? Hell no, I'm not against a thread like this. Let the pain flow bitches.

Shangs - I was on the road when I replied, and yeah my phone fucked up mustered haha. You got me there maaannnn.
I'd also like to nominate you for the biggest pussy award. You want a thread to start flinging shit, then don't fucking send me PMs wanting to clear the air, and talk like men about it. Have the balls to dish it out and take it like the bitch you are. I'm all for laying it on the line, but I'll tell it how it is. Not in some funny ironic, we are all pals keeping it fun-joy-time ;) You wanna rumble, then don't come to the sidelines to patch it up. Let's shed some blood, cause if we are going to do this - fucking going half-mast with it. This is the cock that will fuck you in the ass. <3

And I nominate the "You suck" award to anyone who keeps bringing up the 'phant. Shit man, get on with the times - the site was a cesspool by the end because of their attitude. I'm not about to go down that route. I'm all for having fun, but being cunts for the sake is not what I'm down for.

DUDE. It went over my head. You Reeeeeeally fucking got me. I thought after a while "son of a bitch!". Man that was gold. You made my night, fucker! :)

Edit - and if you are truly down. Then I am re-listing you. I'm just waiting for others to take the helm and do some damage before I begin later this evening.

Joker
05-02-2011, 07:46 AM
I'd like to buy Cringeon a beer right now, haha.

Shangri-LIE
05-02-2011, 07:48 AM
I'd like to buy Cringeon a beer right now, haha.

Me too. I'd buy him an entire bar. But enough of this nice shit. :)

Updated list seeing as how no one at the moment has the balls to list others.

This one is for the ladies.

Dysmorphia - Your smile and glasses make me want to puke on babies in a hospital nursery. YOU SUCK!

Christina - You are an integral part here. However all you do is hobble around like an inbred harlot trying to find someones shoulder to lean on. It's never going to happen. You have the mental luster of a doornob that a 9 year old fat kid has gotten donut glaze and pizza grease on. YOU SUCK!

Celiny-O - You are as noticable as a piss stain on a homeless mans clothing. YOU SUCK!

Mary - You smell like the ejaculate of 1000 transvestites. You disgust me. Not even a sex trafficker would kidnap you because you are that disgusting. YOU SUCK!

Pebbles - All of your friends hate you, and your boyfriend is gay. I can smell your STD's like a scab that has festered and turned into a gas cloud that has travelled across the ocean. YOU SUCK!

Sputnik
05-02-2011, 09:26 AM
My list:

Shangs: You have to stop stalking old people and little kids, and go out and get some friends. No, internet buddies don’t count. Stop dreaming about getting married to Malkin/Ovechkin and face the fact that they are way out of your league, you get to stick with S.D – Don’t you see how much he loves you? YOU SUCK! And you’re a virgin.

S.D: YOU SUCK! for multiple reasons, primarily for being such a whore. We know you love Shangs, but really? Tone it down a little. Secondly, it’s those novels of text who most of us just scroll past. (<3)

CreepyKlutz: You suck! for the excessive amount of CDs you own, and the Japan tentacle porn fetish. Stop eating popcorn, fatty.

NickSixx: You suck! because you weren’t nominated on the first page of this thread.


Provider Module, I love you all <3

Mary
05-02-2011, 12:02 PM
Love you too Shangs. ;)

Ich_Bin_Du
05-02-2011, 12:07 PM
Some days ago I told my mom that Twilight sucks. She replied: "Your mom sucks!"
So: My mom sucks.

Shangri-LIE
05-02-2011, 12:10 PM
Love you too Shangs. ;)

Yew make me siiiiiiiiiiiiick.

Necrophilip
05-02-2011, 03:37 PM
You all really suck so much, that I can't even consider trying to read 2% of these worthless posts of yours, let alone getting to actually know anyone of you well enough to make one or two of these community blow jobs disguised as lame, pseudo-insulting remarks.

Shangri-LIE
05-02-2011, 05:39 PM
You all really suck so much, that I can't even consider trying to read 2% of these worthless posts of yours, let alone getting to actually know anyone of you well enough to make one or two of these community blow jobs disguised as lame, pseudo-insulting remarks.

Well played.

Cringeon - Oh, Cringeon. As we know he is on vacation...at his satanic lodge in the woods cooking meth on his Blackberry meth lab app. And of course I'd love to meet him someday and look at his family photos...if it were 300 years ago in the Malleus Malificarum being burned at the stake. Has anyone else noticed the theme amongst the mods that allude to mythology? As in things that aren't real. I digress. Only he could own a site as grande as this one, yet live in such a mole infested home. That's right, he lives underground, below a field of gords that will never be eaten yet used by school children to paint pictures of him as their collective childhood fear. Because he is comically horrific. YOU SUCK!

I'd like to dedicate this next nomination to both those who did not participate, and those who took it seriously.

Threads like this are brilliant. They are gems. Yet you are shit. Even though I do not care about anyone who may read this and feel somewhat butthurt, I encourage all of you to follow suit. Consider it a creative writing class in the special needs class that you are enrolled in. YOU SUCK!

Christina
05-02-2011, 10:38 PM
Christina - You are an integral part here. However all you do is hobble around like an inbred harlot trying to find someones shoulder to lean on. It's never going to happen. You have the mental luster of a doornob that a 9 year old fat kid has gotten donut glaze and pizza grease on. YOU SUCK!

You dooo like me! <3

Shangri-LIE
05-03-2011, 04:04 PM
You dooo like me! <3


I know! You thought that I hated you for the longest. lol

But seriously, I can't sustain interesting and insane shit by myself anymore. There are plenty of people who are pretty god damn capable of making a pretty mess. I don't want replies pertaining to the thread. I want pointless slander. We all want it. So bring it.

Barbarella
05-03-2011, 04:44 PM
Shangri-LIE

YOU SUCK because you are a virgin. You desperately want to have sex, preferably with a dwarf, but because of your impotence it will never happen.

YOU also SUCK due to the fact that you have yet to stop bedwetting.

Furthermore, YOU SUCK because you follow old ladies around the mall hoping that they will stumble and you can therefore grope them inappropriately while pretending to offer them assistance.

YOU SUCK because you are from Deliverance country but have yet to master the banjo.

YOU SUCK because you want me but will never have me. This is due to the fact that I'm out of your league.

YOU SUCK because you have systematically insulted and tried to demean other members of this forum while under the guise of light heartedness. The bizarre thing is you're the only one laughing. YOU SUCK because I can see through you.
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BARBARELLA

I SUCK because even I'm out of my league.

I SUCK because I think Rick Astley is an awfully nice chap.

I SUCK because I have an unhealthy interest in young, fit Asian men.

I SUCK therefore I am.

Shangri-LIE
05-03-2011, 04:47 PM
Babs - Noiiice. :) - but there are some parts that are not true that make me want to weep.

Christina
05-03-2011, 06:27 PM
I want pointless slander.

Ok, fine. I think Shang should be Administrator.

Shangri-LIE
05-03-2011, 06:29 PM
Ok, fine. I think Shang should be Administrator.

God Damnit just make a list already bitch ;)

Emma
05-04-2011, 01:24 AM
YOU SUCK because you have systematically insulted and tried to demean other members of this forum while under the guise of light heartedness. The bizarre thing is you're the only one laughing. YOU SUCK because I can see through you.



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lzRf9b1vduk/SqStXX-4V2I/AAAAAAAAACc/0CphKSkYiQY/s320/nailed+it.jpg

The Empirical Guy
05-04-2011, 04:49 AM
OK, I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I have already edited several posts and, if I see just ONE more instance of people suggesting physical violence against another user, or that another user should harm themselves, I will close this thread immediately.

Joker
05-04-2011, 05:29 AM
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/992/992212/ocd-family-guys-buzz-killington-20090605014340917-000.jpg

Shangri-LIE
05-04-2011, 06:29 AM
OK, I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I have already edited several posts and, if I see just ONE more instance of people suggesting physical violence against another user, or that another user should harm themselves, I will close this thread immediately.

*Sigh. Ok, close it. Either it hasn't caught on as it was intended, or has been misinterpreted. Just cast this beast to where it belongs.

Joker
05-04-2011, 06:43 AM
*Sigh. Ok, close it. Either it hasn't caught on as it was intended, or has been misinterpreted. Just cast this beast to where it belongs.

This is a real shame, this was one of the best threads around in a while. Everyone who was joining in was having fun - it's a shame that the conservative views of a humourless minority have spoiled the fun that everyone who isn't butthurt over a few 'nasty words' was having in here.

If someone doesn't like what's in a thread, they don't have to post. Don't kill the fun for others just because you don't like them enjoying it. It's like me going into a room full of sports fans and turning the game off because I personally find it vapid.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/9/9e/Arguecat.PNG

Emma
05-04-2011, 06:50 AM
Ah diddums Joker, so anyone who doesn't like something should just shut up or be called conservative and humourless because we don't share the idea that telling people to die etc are actually fun things to do.

I have a pretty wry sense of humor, but I draw the line out of humor that sees others having to take it when others want to make a game of being nasty for fun.

Yes I could have stayed out of the thread but at the same time I think anyone who didn't like it had as much right to post as those who didn't especially given the nature of it.

So yeah think of me as conservative or humorless - I think the fact that the thread has been pretty deflated speaks volumes.

I have no problem with you Joker just threads that single people out to take the piss out of them in a below the belt fashion.

BTW if this is one of the best threads around in a while - maybe you should have been posting more before and contributing - goes both ways you know.

Norsefire
05-04-2011, 06:57 AM
I don't mind users having a laugh and joke, but talk of people's death and shit like that, I think there is a limit of how far you should go with this "joke".

Sure if a user doesn't like this sort of thread then they don't have to join in, but a user may still come in and read it and get offended by it. Some of it isn't that offensive and some of it is funny but some of it I think crosses a line as The Empirical Guy pointed out. He didn't close the thread he just laid down a rule, if you can't continue without the violence towards other members then YOU SUCK!

Golden Eel
05-04-2011, 07:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rQLT5.jpg

Exhibit A: Shangri-LIE

This drama is exactly the intention of this thread.

Shangri-LIE
05-04-2011, 07:21 AM
Ok. Well, perhaps there are certain rules that need laid down. I apologise if I crossed any lines, and I did. So did others. Moving forward, if anyone else wants to do this, then I guess making up death scenarios need to be avoided. I SUCK!

ThreeEyedGod
05-04-2011, 11:48 AM
I nominate vacuum cleaners

Get it, y'all!!!!????

VelvetAIDS
05-04-2011, 12:42 PM
I nominate vacuum cleaners

Get it, y'all!!!!????

You sir. Have won this thread.

EDIT: Now that I read this damn thread again....there wasn't exactly as much drama as people make it seem.

Joker
05-04-2011, 02:30 PM
Now that I read this damn thread again....there wasn't exactly as much drama as people make it seem.

That's because all the 'offending' posts have been edited.

Shangri-LIE
05-04-2011, 03:37 PM
I have made it clear what the intentions were. lol. That's the funny part. Until I started "targeting" their loved ones. But, I will conceed that was taking it a bit too far. I however nominate the YOU SUCK! award for the pussies who didn't retalliate.

Method Man
05-07-2011, 03:01 PM
You all suck for taking the interwebz srsly

The Empirical Guy
05-07-2011, 05:47 PM
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/internet-serious-business.jpg

Rxcore
05-08-2011, 10:57 AM
I suck you off in my sleep.

Dope Box
05-08-2011, 12:31 PM
Shangri-FAIL sucks for making pussy threads like this one. I think it should have been "You Suck and So DIE! Awards", as the winners of these awards clearly deserve to die, since they fucking suck so much. Shangs, I will be really impressed if you kill some of these other members sometime. You will earn the respect of me and my friends here in India. :)

Yes, I talked about physically harming fellow members, write me a paragraph explaining everything please..

S.D. sucks for not telling what S.D. means. YOU SUCK BIG TIME!!!!111

Marilyn Manson sucks for not coming to my home. YOU SUCK!

The Ambanis and the Gates suck for not giving me 1% of their money. 1% wouldn't hurt them and I would be fucking rich! YOU SUCK$$$ !!

Shangri-LIE
05-08-2011, 04:47 PM
Nice one Dope Box. Perhaps I will kill some people. It could be you but you'll just have to sit tight in your tent and wait for it. ;)

Also, more people care about this thread than they do the "Bin Laden is Dead" thread. That speaks volumes. The evidence is there to support it.

The Empirical Guy
05-08-2011, 07:26 PM
Bin Laden sucks because no-one cares about his thread.


I suck you off in my sleep.

Do not joke, I have seen someone making blowjob movements with their mouth in their sleep before.

Celiny-O
05-09-2011, 12:43 AM
Celiny-O - You are as noticable as a piss stain on a homeless mans clothing. YOU SUCK!
Do I smell just as bad? :D

I can take a joke. But perhaps you could think of a funnier insult, because this one (though it's just a bit of shit-stirring) hits a nerve, because that is exactly how I would describe myself.

Eat a dick, etc. ^_^

Shangri-LIE
05-09-2011, 07:02 AM
Do I smell just as bad? :D

I can take a joke. But perhaps you could think of a funnier insult, because this one (though it's just a bit of shit-stirring) hits a nerve, because that is exactly how I would describe myself.

Eat a dick, etc. ^_^

I suck for not being funny. lol. In all honest even before the internet I've been kind of a twit who thinks the most fucked up things are funny, even with good intent, which is why all of my friends hate me. heh. But if that is true. I had no idea. I am so sorry for your stankness sweetheart. <3. Next time I'll comment on something less close to home. Though it may sound muffled as I am going around town eating dicks per your request. :)

Dope Box
05-10-2011, 08:10 AM
Nice one Dope Box. Perhaps I will kill some people. It could be you but you'll just have to sit tight in your tent and wait for it. ;)

Tent? What tent? I live under a rag tied to a stick. C'mon man!

Christina
05-26-2011, 08:56 PM
Okay, I've decided I wanna play!

You wanna know why you suck, Shang?? Do you?? I'll fucking tell you why you win the suck!

You smelly, mild humoured, pencil dick motherfucker! I don't think you're an asshole cause you drink alot, I think you're an asshole because you're a bipolar twat! You're not even worthy enough to be considered for rehab, you cock sucker!
Don't like me? GOOD, I don't like YOU! You know why I don't like you?? Because you not only SUCK, but you fucking SUCK!

Love ya! <3

Shangri-LIE
05-27-2011, 06:24 AM
^Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. ;)