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Dv5
05-20-2011, 06:52 AM
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/148918/20110520/2012-doomsday-harold-camping-rapture-may-21-family-radio-judgement-day-noah-biblical-flood.htm


Well this is going to be interesting...
ImNotJesus
05-20-2011, 07:51 AM
When I meet jesus I'm gunna give him a good square kick in the nuts.
Dv5
05-20-2011, 08:17 AM
When I meet jesus I'm gunna give him a good square kick in the nuts.

He has angelic saviour armor. You'll shatter your foot!
Lucille
05-20-2011, 08:49 AM
I hope someone talks the Evangelical community into a mass suicide on the 21st. That's the only way to make it to heaven on the 21st!! Spread the word!
Dv5
05-20-2011, 10:42 AM
I hope someone talks the Evangelical community into a mass suicide on the 21st. That's the only way to make it to heaven on the 21st!! Spread the word!

And if that doesn't work there is always the option of a murder spree.

What Would Jesus Do...indeed.
Hexon.Arq
05-21-2011, 05:50 AM
I like that so many people are mocking the situation by pointing out the silliness of the math equation involved and reciting that "no man knoweth the day and hour" while, in doing so, tiptoeing around or flat out avoiding the larger absurdity that so many--including a good portion of the mockers themselves--still leave stock in the general idea of the Rapture like it's some inevitable cosmic event. Yeah, world--this guy's a kook. His followers are a bunch of real space cadets.
ThreeEyedGod
05-21-2011, 08:34 AM
I hate being a kook :/
MixMastahTee
05-21-2011, 01:39 PM
I like that so many people are mocking the situation by pointing out the silliness of the math equation involved and reciting that "no man knoweth the day and hour" while, in doing so, tiptoeing around or flat out avoiding the larger absurdity that so many--including a good portion of the mockers themselves--still leave stock in the general idea of the Rapture like it's some inevitable cosmic event. Yeah, world--this guy's a kook. His followers are a bunch of real space cadets.

YES YES YES.

Yet I get called an asshole for mocking believers. People who believe crazy shit should be treated as such.
spaceSuicide
05-21-2011, 09:48 PM
YES YES YES.

Yet I get called an asshole for mocking believers. People who believe crazy shit should be treated as such.

Agreed.

Any dipshit that believed that crackpot about today is a fucking moron.
ImNotJesus
05-22-2011, 02:57 AM
^ I agree.

I mean it's like "HAHAHA Man, WHAT. A. TOOL. for believing in a minute variation of the exact same perposterous thing I believe in."
Dv5
05-22-2011, 03:54 AM
The guy is a cult leader. Just because he doesn't have a compound that we are aware of doesn't make him any less dangerous. He'll pull it again. He'll ruin more lives again at some point. The only way to prevent it is to have him incarcerated. Criminal charges? Criminal charges? ...
Mi-CroMartie
05-22-2011, 04:09 AM
When I meet jesus I'm gunna give him a good square kick in the nuts.

NOOOO. NOT THIS JESUS PLEASE!!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6scz6Mkj1qftkw2o1_500.jpg

:P
MixMastahTee
05-22-2011, 12:15 PM
The guy is a cult leader. Just because he doesn't have a compound that we are aware of doesn't make him any less dangerous. He'll pull it again. He'll ruin more lives again at some point. The only way to prevent it is to have him incarcerated. Criminal charges? Criminal charges? ...

As long as those charges apply to every preacher, minister, imam, and rabbi in the U.S.