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S.D.
06-27-2011, 02:21 AM
First morning back in the city, represent fuckers!

Generally, I cannot survive any day with a nice big cup of tea, straight away. That's literally the most important, immediate thing that needs to happen, I have tea. None of your medium-sized cup shit either, it needs to be in my large Doctor Who mug, and I always have extra-strong teabags, no substitutes.

Occasionally the thrill of morning wood means I wake up and have a furious wank over the bedsheets, but usually that can wait until it has my full focus.

What about you?

Golden Eel
06-27-2011, 02:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/UjqIz.jpg

Dysmorphia
06-27-2011, 04:04 AM
The first thing I do of a morning is switch my alarm to snooze, this is followed by giving my Tare panda plushies a big squishy cuddle. When I finally convince myself to get out of bed, I like to start the day with a big bowl of gluten free muesli with yoghurt. I have a special spoon I like to use because it fits perfectly in my mouth. I also have a big drink of water with my baby-killing-candy.

ShelfLife
06-27-2011, 05:14 AM
This makes me feel very bad and dirty to say this, but I reach for my iPhone and check to see what shenanigans my friends have been up to whilst I've slept. Once I deduce that all is well with the world I leap into my bathroom for a nice hot shower, then it's a big cup of tea (the only thing my stomach can really take before 10 in the morning), and a lazy getting-ready for whatever the day holds.

Barbarella
06-27-2011, 05:31 AM
My husband leaves for work before I do so the first thing I do is say goodbye to him.


switch my alarm to snooze
I do exactly the same and I usually end up hitting the snooze button about three times.

I don't really eat breakfast save for a piece of fruit so I usually grab an apple/orange/banana and have a bottle of water with it.

Shower/make up and a ciggie and I'm good to go (if I can find my usually elusive car keys).

Ich_Bin_Du
06-27-2011, 07:21 AM
I pretty much crawl directly from my room to the kitchen to eat some toast there with my family.
After breakfast I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, then I pack my stuff for school, get dressed and then make up.

I couldn't survive any day without a relaxed breakfast. :)

Hjorten
06-27-2011, 07:28 AM
Turn off alarm.
Take snus.
Turn on computer.
Get dressed.
Go pee.
Sit in front of computer.

Norsefire
06-27-2011, 07:47 AM
I always sleep with my phone under my pillow and use the alarm. When it goes off I sometimes snooze for a little but eventually I grab my phone and check my Facebook, Twitter, Emails, Provider Module, BBC News.
So that is the first thing I do, then I shower and get dressed and don't eat or drink. I never had breakfast through school so it's just something I don't do, I'm used to not having it. Now I'm ready for my day.

Shangri-LIE
06-27-2011, 08:11 AM
Well, I typically get up pretty early. Priorities first, take a never ending piss, then make a pot of coffee, turn the computer on, and the AM news. Then I'll check my messages, and e-mails while I am waiting on the pot to brew. I usually cook my grandma breakfast, and then go out for a cigarette, (even though I've pretty much quit), and then come up and do a crossword or something. It takes me about 2 - 3 hours to wake up, and I pretty much mainline caffiene all day. I don't eat breakfast as soon as I get up. I usually don't eat til about 11 AM or Noon. If I do eat breakfast early, it is usually a buffet of leftovers such as steak, pizza, spaghetti, cookies, cereal, whatever...I eat a lot, just not typically early. So, yep, there you go. My early AM routine.

Cringeon
06-27-2011, 08:32 AM
Depending on if I was drinking the night before, I'll stumble to the kitchen for much needed hydration. Then typically check the cell phone for any calls/text and then flip on the computer to check the news, emails, PM and usually run site maintenance to keep everything nice and tidy. Normally around noon I'll look for food, start working on music and if available smoke pot.

Barbarella
06-27-2011, 08:35 AM
What I should have admitted to of course is, first I have a piss and take shit, then I get out of bed etc.

ImNotJesus
06-27-2011, 08:37 AM
it needs to be in my large Doctor Who mug, and I always have extra-strong teabags, no substitutes.


Do you have one of the ones that uses some new-fangled heat technology to make the TARDIS disappear and reappear on the other side?!

First thing I do in the morning is generally drive up to my local McDonalds and buy a (strong, double coffee shot) mocha or hazelnut latte and have it with a couple of smokes out by my car. I then head home and hit up the internet. Facebook, porn, ProviderModule...the whole shabang!

Cringeon
06-27-2011, 08:40 AM
Oh yes, porn. I knew I was forgetting something!

spaceSuicide
06-27-2011, 09:01 AM
Get up.
Wander to front room.
Check e-mails and messages.
Turn on Xbox 360 of Playstation 3. Play a few matches, etc.
Run to town.
Eat lunch.
Dick around.
Dinner.
Nothing.
Sleep

Repeat.

Been looking for a job terribly last few weeks.

303
06-27-2011, 09:05 AM
Ive been working mostly nights, and going to sleep about 4.am. I never really have to worry about getting up in the morning, so usually I just lay in bed for about half hour when I wake up at whatever time, then go grab some cereal

S.D.
06-27-2011, 09:08 AM
I also have a big drink of water with my baby-killing-candy.
Is this an awesome alternative title for the contraceptive pill?


Do you have one of the ones that uses some new-fangled heat technology to make the TARDIS disappear and reappear on the other side?!
Unfortunately not, though to my knowledge those aren't a recent invention either. My dad has one with the TARDIS on it that shows up under the hot tea, but I am sure the mug's at least 15-years old or so, and is branded with the '90s logo that the BBC used for a while.

Like most other people have written I generally check mails (whether postal or digital), browse the news on a TV or computer, have a look and see what's happening on the Module or any other sites I frequent, and then get about my day. As I've mentioned a few places, I just moved, so the structure's a little up in the air, but whenever I have a job I enjoy I generally wake up a good two or so hours before the shift starts (unless it's night work), as I like to have the time to get awake and settled. There's fuck all worse than rushing to work bleary-eyed and agitated after waking up twenty minutes before, so I prefer to wake up earlier and get used to being awake.

Joker
06-27-2011, 09:25 AM
I wake up, turn on my snakes' heat lamp (if it's the morning), drink either coffee or alcohol, depending on my mood. Kinda mundane stuff really, but then again, I don't sleep much either. I usually end up picking up the book or xbox controller or whatever I passed out next to two or three hours ago, haha. I very rarely eat breakfast, cos I just don't wake up hungry.

Alexandra
06-27-2011, 01:12 PM
There's fuck all worse than rushing to work bleary-eyed and agitated after waking up twenty minutes before, so I prefer to wake up earlier and get used to being awake.

I agree that it's nicer that way and I sure like to go in the morning to school all relaxed and not in a rush, but the only times I manage to do so is whenever I awfully mess up my sleep patterns and sleep during the day, right after coming back home and then wake up around midnight. I generally have awful sleep problems and tend to be a night owl, so getting myself to wake up in the morning is like having an armageddon served daily.

I always sleep with my cell phone next to me, either under my pillow or on the bedside table because I use it as my alarm. And since I have trouble waking myself up, I always give myself at least half an hour of lying in bed but trying not to sleep anymore. I torture myself by setting my alarm to ring every 5 minutes. So, my typical morning usually follows this pattern:

Alarm starts ringing. Fuck, already? Okay, just put it to snooze. Back to sleep. 5 minutes pass. Alarm. Fuck! Snooze. Sleep. 5 minutes. Alarm. Fuck! Snooze. Okay, wake up, wake up! I fall asleep. 5 minutes pass. Alarm. FFFFFUUUU--

And it goes on until I finally get up. I then crawl to the bathroom, do whatever needs to be done and finally splash my face with cold water to wake myself up. Then I eat breakfast, put my make up on and then get dressed. Lastly, I take a glimpse on my phone to see what time it is and as soon as I realize that I'm once again terribly late, I storm out and run with lightning speed.

Shangri-LIE
06-27-2011, 01:30 PM
I'm suprised so many people here sleep with their cell phones. Why not sleeping with a gun? It'll keep you warmer and more safe. ;)

Alexandra - I know exactly what you are talking about with sleep patterns. I tend to get up really early about 6 - 7 AM or so, and unless I have anything to do during the day I'll fall back asleep around noon, sometimes waking up at six PM or so. To me that is like starting a new day. So a lot of times my perception of what a week is, is often divided up more than a normal persons. lol.

I also find it peculiar that most of us share the same anti-breakfast attitude.

Alexandra
06-27-2011, 01:46 PM
So a lot of times my perception of what a week is, is often divided up more than a normal persons. lol.

Oh man, that must be... interesting. :P


I also find it peculiar that most of us share the same anti-breakfast attitude.

Funny thing is that for the past few years I gagged at the mere thought of putting anything into my stomach right after getting up, so I never even tried eating anything early in the morning. But you know, breakfast is the most important meal and not having it for years has already taken its toll on my body. So I started forcing myself to have it every day two or three months ago and you know what? It wasn't even that hard to do and now I can't imagine starting the day without breakfast! :D

[/pro-healthy lifestyle nerdy rant]

adamchabbi6
06-27-2011, 05:28 PM
I tend to turn on my computer first and go to the bathroom to rinse my face with cold water. After that, I briefly check my e-mails and have something to eat for breakfast. Later, I go to use the toilet and then brush my teeth.

Dysmorphia
06-28-2011, 01:31 AM
Is this an awesome alternative title for the contraceptive pill?

Yes. Yes, it is. :)



Alarm starts ringing. Fuck, already? Okay, just put it to snooze. Back to sleep. 5 minutes pass. Alarm. Fuck! Snooze. Sleep. 5 minutes. Alarm. Fuck! Snooze. Okay, wake up, wake up! I fall asleep. 5 minutes pass. Alarm. FFFFFUUUU--



I'm glad I am not the only one. The only difference is mine is set to three minute intervals, I found five minutes gave me enough time to fall into a deep asleep again.

The Empirical Guy
06-28-2011, 03:19 AM
I usually wake up under 1 of 3 different circumstances, which dictates what I do first thing in the morning.

1. It is a work day and I will be rudely disturbed by my alarm. I spend as long as possible trying to convince myself to get up, using all manner of arguments about how I need the money, it's really not as bad as it seems etc, to counteract the evidence that it's 5.30 in the morning, still dark and freezing cold outside. Finally at the last moment I force myself out, get dressed, brush my teeth and head straight off to work because there's no time left for anything else.

2. It is a non-work day and, unless I have something planned that requires an early rise, I will likely remain in bed until near noon, having not gone to bed until around 2 in the morning. I pretty much lay there until I genuinely feel like it's natural time to get up, and any sort of social idea on 'awake' times be damned. Then I eat breakfast, shower, and try to enjoy being a poor musician.

3. The third circumstance is waking up to a usually half-naked girl. In these instances I do the only proper thing to do, and fondle her breasts until she makes some kind of sexual reciprocation.

thedarkhorse
06-28-2011, 08:30 AM
I have three alarm clocks and I usually sleep through all of them although my farmyard alarm is quite good as it makes different animal noises and you have to pick out the correct one to make it stop.
My cats will wake me if all else fails so the first thing I do is feed them and then I feed myself. I usually end up starting work at stupid o clock in the morning and wake up early on my day off out of habit.

Method Man
06-28-2011, 12:09 PM
^ When my cat sleeps in my bed apparently according to my girlfriend it starts patting me on to wake me up but fails, eventually it just sticks one claw in to my back, and that does do the trick.

When my girlfriend is over she always moans about me putting the alarm on snooze. She says I should just set my alarm for when I actually want to wake up. She just doesn't understand.

My morning is pretty basic. the usual wake up and press snooze several times, make toast and a cup of tea or coffee depending how I feel. Get ready to leave and then actually leave. Job done!

Dronepool
06-28-2011, 04:02 PM
Preferably- my thyroid medicine, klonopin, maybe a soma and a few hits of weed.

Christina
06-28-2011, 08:01 PM
Occasionally the thrill of morning wood means I wake up and have a furious wank over the bedsheets, but usually that can wait until it has my full focus.

Umm, masturbation? What the hell did you mean there?

If it was, how the hell do people wake up thinking about sex or even self-gratification? I do well enough to get out of bed, let alone take the time and energy to have an orgasm!

Golden Eel
06-28-2011, 08:31 PM
^ Ah, I forgot to mention that one too. The jerk-off usually comes before the cigarette.

Also, if you were a man you'd wake up most days with a raging boner. You're a woman, so jerking-off takes way more time and energy.

Nocturnal penile tumescence (also known as "morning wood" or "morning glory") is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep. All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night. It typically happens during REM sleep. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence)

The Empirical Guy
06-29-2011, 02:58 AM
^ What he said. As a woman, you would be unfamiliar with the Morning Raging Boner, except perhaps as being on the receiving end of it. They tend to be particular emphatic, hence S.D.'s morning routine.

ImNotJesus
06-29-2011, 04:31 AM
Oh...did I mention I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?

The Empirical Guy
06-29-2011, 04:42 AM
Well done, sir.

Not Mechanical
06-29-2011, 04:42 PM
I think my 'routine' is pretty standard - Lie there thinking of a reason to get up, then whenever I eventually do, I have a coffee and shower before seeing anyone. Always have some music in the background while I do this, helps get the motor running. Either when I'm having my coffee, or after I get out the shower, I check my email and here.

If I wake up and I'm very hungover, I lie in bed and listen to some of my 'hangover' music, which is usually a listen through Radiohead's In Rainbows or Bon Iver's For Emma, Forever Ago, or maybe both.

Christina
06-30-2011, 02:17 AM
You're a woman, so jerking-off takes way more time and energy.

Ugh, tell me 'bout it! Especially when you only have one hand. It goes numb and instead of switching, I have to stop what I'm doing and wait for the feeling to come back. Gets rather annoying!

rrodmila
07-01-2011, 02:53 AM
S.D.. , that's exactly how I would've thought you conduct your morning ritual :P

I'm basically like Norse, I never had breakfast in high school, I never have breakfast now - if it's early and I'm supposed to go somewhere. I basically wake up 20 minutes before having to leave because it takes me 10 minutes to get out of bed (I very often snooze more than I should). So I basically go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, comb my hair, eventually clean the litter-box if need be, check to see if the cat has food, dress and gogo. I wake up on the tram leading to the subway, more or less. When it's the weekend and I don't have to be anywhere, jonfen and I wake up at about 11, we spend an hour doing whatever on the computer, then he makes breakfast (because he's awesome) and we spend about an hour and a half having breakfast and watching something like Futurama, The Office or whatever.

I'm never grumpy in the morning, I never put make up on and I basically never actually eat until it's noon. I just realized I generally drink too little water. I will dieeee.

Oh, Ich_Bin_Du, I loooove your avatar and signature. I adore that woman :)

EDIT: I just realized I wanted to say more stuff but forgot. Alexandra, your 5 Minute alarm thing sounds veeeery familiar :) I do that when I know I have to be somewhere or the world will end or something like that, but still manage to leave half an hour late because I can't wake up.

As a girl, I don't think I've ever masturbated in the morning. I remember people on Discovery saying that it's healthy and that it makes your day go smoother, blabla. I'm just not into it. If I were a guy, however, it's highly probable that I would. It doesn't take as much as it does with girls, the movement is a lot easier to do AND I'd be already in the mood. Oh, being a guy is awesome.

The Empirical Guy
07-01-2011, 04:31 AM
As a girl, I don't think I've ever masturbated in the morning. I remember people on Discovery saying that it's healthy and that it makes your day go smoother, blabla. I'm just not into it. If I were a guy, however, it's highly probable that I would. It doesn't take as much as it does with girls, the movement is a lot easier to do AND I'd be already in the mood. Oh, being a guy is awesome.

Then again, you can pretty much schlick one out anywhere you can keep your hand concealed, get yourself happy and be done with it. Guys have the whole clean-up annoyance to deal with.

twiggysrabies
07-01-2011, 09:56 PM
I generally hit snooze about 10 times, convince myself that I -really- need the money and that I will be fired if I call out again. I roll out of bed, get dressed, look for food, pack my lunch, and run to work.

Ich_Bin_Du
07-02-2011, 07:00 AM
I think I've never masturbated in the morning...But having sex before even getting out of the bed is a very good way to start your day. :)

Rrodmila: Thanks! I love this woman, she's so beautiful! :)

The Empirical Guy
07-02-2011, 07:25 AM
having sex before even getting out of the bed is a very good way to start your day. :)


This is an extremely true statement.

Peaches
07-04-2011, 09:40 AM
I have 2 alarms set, both on my cell phone, one for 4:10 AM and the other for 4:20 AM. I have to get up stupidly early for work. SO, usually, my alarms goes off and I turn it off, laying there trying to decide if it really is worth it to get up, or if I should just kill myself already t save myself the agony of ever waking up to a fucking alarm again. But then the second one goes off, and I drag myself out of bed. After all that drama, my morning goes as follows:

-Shower
-Get dressed/do makeup/check Facebook (multitasking ftw)
-Brush teeth
-Feed cat
-Go to work

I work as a barista, so usually the first thing I do when I get there is make myself an Iced Turtle Mocha with extra hazelnut and soy milk. OM NOM NOM. I can't eat in the morning, or else I get sick, so I consider my coffee breakfast....

And as for the morning self-love session, I do it quite often. I usually either wake up depressed or horny out of my mind. *shrug*

The Empirical Guy
07-05-2011, 03:12 AM
I can't eat in the morning, or else I get sick, so I consider my coffee breakfast....


Me too. If I have any food before about 10am, it just makes me feel sick, so I go in to work on an empty stomach.

Terrapin
07-10-2011, 06:59 AM
Weekdays, my alarm is set at 4:00 am, though I'm so used to get up by this time I can almost always wake up around 3 minutes before the alarm. If I don't I switch it off and get up. I have never seen the point in using the snooze settings (if someone here would be willing to explain it) since you know you're going to have to get up soon anyway. If it's the weekend, I usually wake up around 6 am with no alarm.

So I get up, take a piss, pour a cup of coffee (since it's already been preset to brew), smoke a cig, make breakfast, eat while check the forums/FB, check my phone, take a shower/brush teeth, etc. Choosing something to wear on weekdays is easy cause it's just scrubs, weekends make this point it a little tougher.

Masturbating in the morning is usually given, and it happens in that timeframe where I'm on the computer just after I eat breakfast. If I don't do this, the day feels different because it then takes very little to get me excited, which eventually makes it difficult to keep focused on what I need to.

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2017, 03:33 AM
1.) Wake up (Which is how everyone starts their day if they haven't expired overnight),and turn off alarm that I've woken up at least an hour before it's set to go off. 2.) Drink coffee, chain smoke, listen to music while using something called "The Internet" 3.) Protein shake, yogurt, water, pills, cereal, pancakes, bacon and eggs and even sometimes left over pizza/spaghetti which I almost always have. 4.) Immediately have to take a shit. 5.) Cardio, walk around with either ankle weights or kinetic bands on, some yoga, more resistance exercises (Which actually makes your muscles stronger as opposed to machine/weight lifting exercises), "self chiropractory", deferring pain with safety pins to my arms and legs/hands/feet as a form of "acupuncture", immediately needing to take a shit again. 5.) Hanging upside down off of my bed while using hand grips with my arms in a "Christ Like" pose. Go back to bed until mid afternoon.

Terrapin
01-08-2017, 07:13 AM
My alarm is set for 4 am on weekdays and I don't leave for work until 7 am. So this is coming from that perspective.

1. Hop out of bed immediately after alarm to piss.
2. Brew coffee while eating a banana and making a protein shake.
3. Take creatine and drink a couple cups of coffee and browse internet while waking up entirely.
4. Warm body up for whatever work out I'm about to do.
5. Lift weights for an hour.
6. Cool down and make another protein shake.
7. Cook/eat breakfast.
8. Shower/shave/get dressed.
9. Head to work since it's hitting about 7am by this time.

I've kept strict to this regimen for years. My mornings are easily my favorite time of the day.

Norsefire
01-08-2017, 01:41 PM
I set my alarm to go off an hour and 20 mins before I need to be at work.

- Stop Alarm
- Check Messages, Emails, Networks and the News
- Take a piss / Shower / shave etc
- Dress
- Leave for work

I've never been a breakfast person and I don't like to drink when I wake up. Most days I skip food until dinner, so around 10 hours after I wake up. But i'm used to that so it's not an issue for me. Probably not healthy, but it's how i've always been.

Justsomeguy
01-08-2017, 03:19 PM
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of justsomeguy, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.






I mean someone had to.

Zimscum
01-08-2017, 03:23 PM
Mine is basically the same everyone else's. I probably put more effort into my hair and dress than the rest of you guys. I wear light makeup.
I also have a removable shower head that I use to spray searing hot water up my ass until I shoot my load all over the shampoo rack.
I never eat breakfast.

Enname
01-08-2017, 04:34 PM
Work days:

fall out of bed at 6
fall over cat and throw food at him to cease the yowling
Tea
zombie through something that hopefully resembles food
apply clothing
apply makeup
sprint for train
sleep on train/check internet to make sure world hasn't exploded


Non work days:

Fuck mornings. I'll see them on the flip side.

VelvetAIDS
01-08-2017, 05:06 PM
Work Days
-Wake up (hopefully on time-typically 20 minutes before I have to leave)
-Piss/Brush Teeth/Shave
-Lay back down for another few minutes
-Go To Work

Days off
-Mornings do not typically exist on these days

Mok
01-08-2017, 11:35 PM
Work Days
-Wake up with enough time to brush my teeth, use deodorant, change, and what not.
-Skip breakfast.
-Go to work.

School Days
-Wake up
-Brush teeth, use deodorant, avoid looking myself in the mirror cause I can't stand the sight of myself
-Grab packpack and leave at least an hour early cause my school is far.

Off days
-Mornings don't exist on these days.
-Brush teeth (I'm kind of obsessive about having fresh breath/clean teeth. I brush several times a day)
-Play videogames
-Reflect on how every day is exactly the goddamn same
-Wallow in unearned self pity

If you're wondering, I always shower the night before. Usually late right after workouts.

S.D.
01-08-2017, 11:47 PM
Generally I'll wake up and check Provider Module to see if anyone already made my thread idea first.

Golden Eel
01-09-2017, 05:18 AM
I usually just scream. I'm well into morphine withdrawal by the time I wake up so that is unenjoyable. Waking up has always been painful on its own so that doesn't help.

My posts in this thread from 6 years ago are pretty outdated, since I don't smoke or masturbate any more because what am I, an addict?

Nemoris Inferioris
01-09-2017, 07:54 AM
I usually am not awake to experience morning, as I sleep till noon. But on a work day or Week day:

Silence alarm, lay in bed on my phone for 10 mins, get up, brush teeth, deodorant, get dressed/ do hair (30 mins adverage). I spend the majority of my time getting ready on my hair. I never eat breakfast, unless it's made for me. I hardly eat lunch, I usually skip lunch, to Dinner. I forget to eat a lot. Not a morning person, I don't like morning food, and I hate being woken up by an alarm, or anything that interupts my sleep. I sleep until I am ready to wake up naturally. Beauty sleep is key.

Nemoris Inferioris
01-09-2017, 07:59 AM
Work Days
-Wake up with enough time to brush my teeth, use deodorant, change, and what not.
-Skip breakfast.
-Go to work.

School Days
-Grab packpack and leave at least an hour early cause my school is far.

Off days
-Mornings don't exist on these days.
-Brush teeth (I'm kind of obsessive about having fresh breath/clean teeth. I brush several times a day)

If you're wondering, I always shower the night before. Usually late right after workouts.

1. It's called a Backpack.

2. I Morning don't exist on weekends either to me. I can't stand the bad taste and unfresh feeling of my mouth in the morning, it usually goes away, but i brush. It usually happens if i brush the night before, and i sleep with my mouth open (Deviated Septum), so it doesn't help.
I too shower the night before, but then put some leave-in conditioner products in my hair then put a nightcap/ beanie on to bed to keep it from becoming messy in the morning.

Norsefire
01-11-2017, 10:31 AM
Reading my post in this older thread, nothing has changed.

YoureAlreadyHere
01-11-2017, 02:58 PM
-wake to a foot in my side, or a screaming toddler somewhere in the house, or a meowing heat-crazed cat, or if I am lucky to my alarm clock at 7:15am
-get the toddler out of her pull up and clean her
-get her dressed
-make her food
-keep her happy and entertained while I manage to brush my teeth, wash my face, get dressed
-attempt, and routinely fail, to get us out the door by 8:15am.
this greeted me this morning when I thought we were ahead of the game
http://i.imgur.com/u1ULQAr.png
I'll apply blush and chapstick in the car.
-Drop Luna off at daycare
-Go to Dunkin Donuts/Star Bucks/or gas station for coffee
-Arrive late to work.