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10-24-2011, 06:55 AM
Old news but still noteworthy to say of this aging, attention starved, delusional moron.
Time and time again he proves himself to be an ass, a hurtful shit talker and an oblivious idiot to others feelings. But he's Christian so it's ok to say these things. So it's ok that God allowed the Haiti earthquake to happen due to past religious beliefs of Haitian people, God stopped us from leaving houses last year due to the blizzard so we couldn't go out and do gay things, etc. Nonsense. I hate this idiot and his television show. I watch it often to scoff and laugh at the idiocy involved with their airings. I don't normally get fueled up by religious or homosexual related stuff in news but this just angers me for some reason.
ZANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) – As dozens of escaped exotic animals terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised eyebrows today by saying that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.”
Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700 Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit reference to “escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay people” as a prelude to the Rapture.
The televangelist also contradicted local officials who had warned Zanesville residents to remain indoors until the all the animals had been accounted for: “Really, those animals won’t bite you unless you’re gay.”
The escaped wild animals immediately became a hot-button issue in the race for the Republican presidential nomination.
At a campaign stop in South Carolina, Texas Gov. Rick Perry said, “If the authorities are putting innocent creatures to death, I’m for it.”
And in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) told reporters, “We should ship those animals back either to the Congo or to Africa.”
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/10/19/pat-robertson-god-let-zoo-animals-escape-to-bite-gay-people/
Time and time again he proves himself to be an ass, a hurtful shit talker and an oblivious idiot to others feelings. But he's Christian so it's ok to say these things. So it's ok that God allowed the Haiti earthquake to happen due to past religious beliefs of Haitian people, God stopped us from leaving houses last year due to the blizzard so we couldn't go out and do gay things, etc. Nonsense. I hate this idiot and his television show. I watch it often to scoff and laugh at the idiocy involved with their airings. I don't normally get fueled up by religious or homosexual related stuff in news but this just angers me for some reason.
ZANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) – As dozens of escaped exotic animals terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised eyebrows today by saying that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.”
Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700 Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit reference to “escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay people” as a prelude to the Rapture.
The televangelist also contradicted local officials who had warned Zanesville residents to remain indoors until the all the animals had been accounted for: “Really, those animals won’t bite you unless you’re gay.”
The escaped wild animals immediately became a hot-button issue in the race for the Republican presidential nomination.
At a campaign stop in South Carolina, Texas Gov. Rick Perry said, “If the authorities are putting innocent creatures to death, I’m for it.”
And in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) told reporters, “We should ship those animals back either to the Congo or to Africa.”
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/10/19/pat-robertson-god-let-zoo-animals-escape-to-bite-gay-people/