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filthytothecore
06-07-2012, 11:34 PM
THe day started out farely usual, Mix was reclining in his chair, The door bell rang, It is Sans!, Mix prepares a bottle of vodka to share between the both of them, To our Love they both say at once, Sans:Those eyes you have Mix, Oh my HE feverishly graps Mix's head and, plants a slobbery kiss on him, Mix: You my love, Whatever would I do without you, THey both undress, Sans reaches for Mix's penis, San's works his way into Mix's anus. Mix bites his lip in a angsty move, You're quite the little bitch boy today aren't you, He states. Mix coos softly as Sans ravages his anus, Sans seeing Mix's nipples hard, Grasps them tightly, THese are mine you dirty whore!, Mix: Yes master!. As Sans pumps him from behind, Mix moans loudly know, feeling the full force of his fully erect penis, No escapeing me now. Sans Cums inside Mix's anal cavity, Sans being a gentleman grabs a towel and wipes it out, Then putting the towel within Mix's mouth.

Whisky And Speed
06-07-2012, 11:36 PM
I feel cheated and betrayed.

Sixteen Saltines
06-07-2012, 11:48 PM
Great visual.

MisanthroPope
06-07-2012, 11:55 PM
I...am engorged.

brian219
06-08-2012, 12:38 AM
Teena Byrd may as well pack it up. There's a new player in town.

Sans Agendum
06-08-2012, 07:52 AM
I am quite the well mannered gent. I'm glad you picked up on this.

Terrapin
06-08-2012, 08:21 AM
Out on the balcony when S.D. kissed Emma's lips, her knees went weak. Slowly he pulled her top down, exposing her soft unyielding breasts. Just the sight of those breasts made S.D.'s penis very hard. His penis was of considerable size and now beads of sweat ran slowly down his penis making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool. It was a fantastic penis that seemed as strong as a horse's leg but as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. It was a grand, grand penis.

Emma's nipples... (shoot, writer's block)


(If anyone doesn't catch where this is ripped from, shame on you.)

Whisky And Speed
06-08-2012, 02:40 PM
Agreed to meet at times square,iggy didn't believe himself that tater at last agreed to date him and make out with him as well.You look gorgeous today tats,said iggy,thanks shatner.After having a romantic dinner, they both went to tater's place.Tater was dressing in a Nazi outfit,began shaking her swastika covered boobs and strip dancing so iggy can get laid faster.When they closed the door, they started kissing till their teeth began to grind together.Then , after stripping down and taking of her Nazi out fit, she grabbed iggy's dick violently,and she began blowing him slowly then it gone faster and faster till he cummed in her mouth.Tater, drenched in cum and saliva asked iggy: what's in your semen, it's bitter and thick as fuck? iggy answered: I don't know, but it's been a long time since I had sex with anyone, I was waiting for you all this time and you were missing around with Manzin, till he got together with Lindsay, Manson's former girl friend leaving you in tears.Then after swallowing this bunch of cum,albeit it's bitter, she grabbed his dick gently putting a black latex condom on the top of it.However, iggy screamed, TATER, I hate condoms, it' s a pile of crap and it's for suckers and I prefer bare backing.Tater, with an amazed face shouted at iggy and said what's wrong with you man! do you want to impregnate me? and she insisted on him wearing this rubber.At last he agreed.iggy pushed tater violently on bed , then, you gave her a punch in her face and he opened her legs violently, grabbed his dick and shoved it in tater's tight pussy and he started to fuck as hard as he can.Tater was screaming from pleasure and excitement but her screaming annoyed iggy.Therefore he put his big hand on her mouth to hear only some female moaning, not screaming.Then he pulled her from her hair, and he made her lay on her face then he took some lubricant and put it in tater's tight ass.What about some anal? he asked her, OK, no problem, go on with it.iggy shoved his penis in tater's tight ass and he started fucking as hard as possible.Ouch, my butt hurts me, said tater,shut up tats and let me work, said iggy.However, everything turned bad when tater started bleeding from her back, what did you do dumb ass? asked tater,nothing babe, just some hard play.I want to call an ambulance my ass hurts and i'm bleeding, by then, iggy got off tater's ass with a worried and freaked out expression on his face searching for the phone.Hello, this is 911? yes sir, HELP ME I HURT MY GIRLFRIEND'S ASS, shouted iggy.Then, an ambulance came and tater was admitted to the hospital where she had an operation and stayed for a week as well.When iggy went to get tater out of the hospital he asked for the bill at the reception and then came the surprise...30,000$ sir,WHAT? shouted iggy, then not knowing what to do, iggy called Manzin and asked him to pay tater's bill.

iggy
06-08-2012, 03:07 PM
O_o


Teena aint got shit on Whisky ^___^

brian219
06-08-2012, 03:40 PM
O_o


Teena aint got shit on Whisky ^___^

Whisky totally needs to do some "drunk mix" threads.

Whisky And Speed
06-08-2012, 03:52 PM
The scatter...
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When Whisky was shopping for her makeup at CVS she stumbled in someone she knew recently and had some conversations on cam at Manson's forum chat, he was Atom, a longtime friend of Whisky and a good friend too.She was busy trying different shades of lipstick when he put his hand on her shoulder.Whisky turned her head back, she shouted,ATOM, how are sweet heart? I miss you very much and she hugged him to the amaze of the people in the drugstore he starred at them.What are doing here sweetheart?she asked him,I was buying some laxatives for my bowling problems, by the way, you look gorgeous with you new hair color.Did you like it? asked Whisky, of course honey, answered Atom enthusiastically.Whisky, your new look seduced me and made me have a hard on, what about some dirty , kinky scat sex tonight?asked Atom, whisky didn't answer as she was a bit surprised and she went to the cashier to pay for what she bought.Then when she went out of the pharmacy she shouted at Atom, Come on, I hate scaaaaaaat and you know this.Atom answered her, but you are a Manson/GGallin fan baby, how come that you are a fan of them and you aren't still into scat, come on bitch, let's try it, I'm inviting you cordially into my place.Whisky was overwhelmed by the situation as she' been in love with Atom for a longtime now and she always had a secret crush on him but at the same time she hates poop and she knows it's gross and disgusting.However, she accepted his offer in the end.It's 8 PM and Whisky was dressed to kill and she met with Atom and they had a romantic dinner.Then they went to his place as they agreed to start making out and when they were in the road to his house, Atom ingested a big amount of laxatives to help him in his dirty plan.When they reached home, Atom closed the door behind and he started kissing Whisky hardly while seducing her by messing with her big boobs till she started to moan and she got laid.Then, under the influence of laxatives, Atom started to fart a lot.Ugh, that smells bad , Whisky said in disgust.Shut up bitch, Atom said, you were always a drama queen on the board babe but I won't let it happen here and you will do whatever I wish.Then he started to take Whisky's clothes off then he took his and he bowed down and started kissing upon her female part, then he licked her bum hole.Yummy , said Atom,now let's start our dirty play and I'll give and you'll receive.Atom pulled Whisky violently to bed then he sat upon her, right on her chest, then he had a poop on it.UGGGGH that's disgusting said Whisky, then she vomited.Shut up Whisky and grow up a bit, said Atom, then he started to rub Whisky's chest with his poop with one hand while giving her a hand job with his other hand.Whisky was utterly disgusted but she liked the hand job and she felt seduced.Then Atom got some lubricant and put it in Whisky's vagina then he grabbed this huge dick and shoved it in her place.Do you enjoy it twat? shouted Atom while fucking whisky as hard as he can, poop is disgusting answered whisky.Shut up drama queen, shouted Atom and he started to fuck harder and harder.Then after he finished, Atom cummed in Whisky mouth, UGH, your cum tastes bad Atom,however I enjoyed your huge dick.Then whisky got up from bed, in a miserable from drenched with poop and cum and she had mixed emotions, disgust and pleasure at the same time.Where is the bathroom? asked whisky, over there honey, answered Atom while lighting a cigarette.Whisky entered the bathroom and she started to wash from cum and dumb when Atom shouted while laying on bed, I'm waiting for you honey.I'm coming said whisky, after having a bath, Whisky noticed that the bathroom's window is big enough to escape and Whisky made her decision quickly to run away, apologizing to Atom latter.Then, Whisky jumped from the window after putting on her clothes and she ran as fast as she can.Atom shouted whiskyyyyyy where are you dear? he got no answer and when he searched for her and found the bathroom's window's open, he got angry and mad.

Mugwump
06-08-2012, 04:08 PM
Whisky is a better writer than Oscar Wilde.

Whisky And Speed
06-08-2012, 04:10 PM
Whisky is a better writer than Oscar Wilde.

Oh, come on, you always complain about my English, I mean everyone, not only you.My language is terrible.

brian219
06-08-2012, 04:17 PM
Oh, come on, you always complain about my English, I mean everyone, not only you.My language is terrible.

It does seem like the longer your posts are, the better your English is.

Whisky And Speed
06-08-2012, 04:57 PM
Because I suck when chatting,that's due to the fact that Punctuation slows me down while trying to catch up with the chat and because I chat sometimes when I'm sleepy and exhausted.Any one who judges your language from a chat box is a dumbass.Thanks Brian for your compliment.

brian219
06-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Because I suck when chatting,that's due to the fact that Punctuation slows me down while trying to catch up with the chat and because I chat sometimes when I'm sleepy and exhausted.Any one who judges your language from a chat box is a dumbass.Thanks Brian for your compliment.

You're welcome. For a second I thought your shorter posts featured poorer English because you intentionally messed them up to make people laugh. That would be crazy though, so I'm glad that's not the case. And, yes, people who judge language in the chatbox are dumbasses.

Tater
06-09-2012, 08:27 PM
Agreed to meet at times square,iggy didn't believe himself that tater at last agreed to date him and make out with him as well.You look gorgeous today tats,said iggy,thanks shatner.After having a romantic dinner, they both went to tater's place.Tater was dressing in a Nazi outfit,began shaking her swastika covered boobs and strip dancing so iggy can get laid faster.When they closed the door, they started kissing till their teeth began to grind together.Then , after stripping down and taking of her Nazi out fit, she grabbed iggy's dick violently,and she began blowing him slowly then it gone faster and faster till he cummed in her mouth.Tater, drenched in cum and saliva asked iggy: what's in your semen, it's bitter and thick as fuck? iggy answered: I don't know, but it's been a long time since I had sex with anyone, I was waiting for you all this time and you were missing around with Manzin, till he got together with Lindsay, Manson's former girl friend leaving you in tears.Then after swallowing this bunch of cum,albeit it's bitter, she grabbed his dick gently putting a black latex condom on the top of it.However, iggy screamed, TATER, I hate condoms, it' s a pile of crap and it's for suckers and I prefer bare backing.Tater, with an amazed face shouted at iggy and said what's wrong with you man! do you want to impregnate me? and she insisted on him wearing this rubber.At last he agreed.iggy pushed tater violently on bed , then, you gave her a punch in her face and he opened her legs violently, grabbed his dick and shoved it in tater's tight pussy and he started to fuck as hard as he can.Tater was screaming from pleasure and excitement but her screaming annoyed iggy.Therefore he put his big hand on her mouth to hear only some female moaning, not screaming.Then he pulled her from her hair, and he made her lay on her face then he took some lubricant and put it in tater's tight ass.What about some anal? he asked her, OK, no problem, go on with it.iggy shoved his penis in tater's tight ass and he started fucking as hard as possible.Ouch, my butt hurts me, said tater,shut up tats and let me work, said iggy.However, everything turned bad when tater started bleeding from her back, what did you do dumb ass? asked tater,nothing babe, just some hard play.I want to call an ambulance my ass hurts and i'm bleeding, by then, iggy got off tater's ass with a worried and freaked out expression on his face searching for the phone.Hello, this is 911? yes sir, HELP ME I HURT MY GIRLFRIEND'S ASS, shouted iggy.Then, an ambulance came and tater was admitted to the hospital where she had an operation and stayed for a week as well.When iggy went to get tater out of the hospital he asked for the bill at the reception and then came the surprise...30,000$ sir,WHAT? shouted iggy, then not knowing what to do, iggy called Manzin and asked him to pay tater's bill.

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Whisky is a better writer than Oscar Wilde.
I laughed so loudly at this irl. <3

iggy
06-09-2012, 08:44 PM
i BROKE YOUR ASS =(

brian219
06-09-2012, 09:01 PM
I love that it's possible to see someone's reaction at finding themselves the subject of pornographic prose.

Mugwump
07-05-2012, 10:14 PM
"Oh yeah! That's it! Snog me, baby! Snog the shit out of me," Adam Chabbi hollered as SD ferociously sucked on his neckmeat like a ravenous beast.

"You like that, you filthy man-slag? Yeah, you like the fuck out of it, don't you baby. You like it when Papa sucks on your neck meats!" SD seethed.

They had met by chance on the train after a night of drinking and cavorting at the London Manson show. Adam Chabbi had gone alone, hoping to run into a cute goth girl and maybe take her to a park, finger her a little if he got lucky. Maybe even slip a pinky in back. Who knows! But neither had expected what the night had to bring them.

"Your cock... Mmm, lemme see your cock. Whip it out, Papa! I want to see your dangly parts! I have fantsized about them so often, lemme take a gander at what you are packing, Papa! Please, please let me see. I beg you!" Adam Chabbi pleaded passionately to his lover who was expertly licking Adam's Adam's apple, the bone of his jawline, the lobes of his ears - yes, SD was leaving a trail of saliva and kisses nearly all over Adam Chabbi's big, gigantic, some would even say "freakishly huge" head. How he was able to produce such an enormous amount of spit surely went against the laws of nature.

"You want to see my willy, eh? Do ya, love? I want to hear you beg for it, you silly little tart! Go on, get these clothes off. Take your clothes off and beg for my turgid man-dick!"

"Uhm... I don't know..."

"Do it, you filthy, disgusting, fat, ugly, gay, simpering, faggy little virgin! Take your clothes off right now! Or I'm going to ban you permanently from the Provider Module forums!"

"YES SIR! YES DADDY! I WILL DO THESE THINGS THAT YOU SAY! I WILL TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES"

Adam Chabbi nonchalantly slid off his jacket like a little slut. Then he slowly began to unbutton his blouse, not losing eye contact with his Papa, SD - not for one second. SD licked his lips.

"Fuck yeah. You're my little slut, aren't you?"

Adam Chabbi choked back tears of joy and tossed his blouse to the floor. "Yes, Papa. I am your little slut, and I need to be punished."

crazybitch
08-08-2012, 02:29 PM
Good job, llama llama. Oh snap I thought it said glass jew. Haha.

FeedYourHead
11-02-2013, 09:33 PM
Um. Was nobody planning on telling me that Filthy is in Manhattan now?


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YoureAlreadyHere
07-07-2014, 06:51 PM
This thread made me cry.