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kleiner352
05-26-2012, 09:16 AM
Hey, Cruel Penis...:

hey, cruel penis…
you don’t have what it takes
we don’t need your cunt.
we’ve got fucking dick.
hey, cruel penis
you don’t have what it takes
we don’t need your cunt
we’ve got fucking dick
Fellator
Deepthroater
Swallower
Ask which one I am.
There’s no drugged-out penis or
square-halo semen
jizzing among us.
I jizz upon no one
I jizz upon no one
I jizz upon no one
no one
hey, cruel penis…
you don’t have what it takes
we don’t need your cunt.
we’ve got fucking dick.
Dick
Dick
Dick
the center of the erection
cannot exist
when there are no,
no edges
the center of the erection
cannot exist
when there are no,
no edges
hey, cruel penis…
you don’t have what it takes
we don’t need your cunt
we’ve got fucking dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick

Born Penis (http://pastebin.com/Y98pShB9)

The High Dick of Low (http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php/4545-Marilyn-Penis-The-Tripdick-and-Post-Tripdick-Musings-of-Kleiner352?p=116393&viewfull=1#post116393)

Eat Dick, Drink Dick (http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php/4545-Marilyn-Penis-The-Tripdick-and-Post-Tripdick-Musings-of-Kleiner352?p=116459&viewfull=1#post116459)

Sans Agendum
05-26-2012, 09:55 AM
So it begins... AGAIN!

thatrussianman
05-26-2012, 02:29 PM
I JIZZ UPON NO ONE

AssetReign
05-26-2012, 03:02 PM
Idiocy

brian219
05-26-2012, 03:08 PM
The Beautiful Penis is still the all-time best.

AssetReign
05-26-2012, 03:18 PM
Here you go. Prove this fellow wrong.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120526083751AAL7rxB
"Why are Marilyn Manson fans so dumb?
I don't get it, I just don't get it! Every, I repeat EVERY Marilyn Manson fan I've met is so dumb to the point they can't properly project the English language (grammar, spelling, etc.). Every comment by a Marilyn Manson fan I've seen is slang filled, dumbed down and has wrongly projected words & grammar. They always go to a video or picture to comment in the band's looks, and say how they "oh so love" him and spam grammar-made love hearts. Why is this? Why are fanboys and fangirls so, so dumb? It's sad to see and really gets me angry, sometimes to the point of violent behavior."

Be sure not to "wrongly project words & grammar." And no "spam of grammar-made love hearts."

brian219
05-26-2012, 03:34 PM
You sound as though you disapprove of taking Manson's already superb lyrics and making them even better by inserting copious amounts of penis. Surely I'm misreading your tone.

MurderCuteRape
05-26-2012, 05:02 PM
Fellator
Deepthroater
Swallower

[...]

Dick
Dick
Dick

I like penis.

Sans Agendum
05-26-2012, 05:26 PM
Here you go. Prove this fellow wrong.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120526083751AAL7rxB
"Why are Marilyn Manson fans so dumb?
I don't get it, I just don't get it! Every, I repeat EVERY Marilyn Manson fan I've met is so dumb to the point they can't properly project the English language (grammar, spelling, etc.). Every comment by a Marilyn Manson fan I've seen is slang filled, dumbed down and has wrongly projected words & grammar. They always go to a video or picture to comment in the band's looks, and say how they "oh so love" him and spam grammar-made love hearts. Why is this? Why are fanboys and fangirls so, so dumb? It's sad to see and really gets me angry, sometimes to the point of violent behavior."

Be sure not to "wrongly project words & grammar." And no "spam of grammar-made love hearts."

Idiocy

Whisky And Speed
05-26-2012, 05:43 PM
IDK what is the importance of this thread at all but please, don't kill the fun and complete the next 13 songs.

Mugwump
05-26-2012, 07:30 PM
Will the mods plz remove AssetReign's posts from this thread?

So rude.

AssetReign
05-26-2012, 07:49 PM
Will the mods plz remove AssetReign's posts from this thread?

So rude.


Oh, grow the fuck up. It's not something I wrote. It's something I saw online. If it will make you happy, I'll replace every other word with "cock" and "cunt."

AssetReign
05-26-2012, 08:25 PM
Idiocy


So it begins... AGAIN!

Mugwump
05-26-2012, 10:01 PM
Oh, grow the fuck up. It's not something I wrote. It's something I saw online. If it will make you happy, I'll replace every other word with "cock" and "cunt."

No need to be rude. I wasn't even talking to you.

Jeez.

The Empirical Guy
05-26-2012, 10:41 PM
Filling a thread with childish penis jokes in a parody of a Manson song?

Excellent!

The rest of the album must be completed, although for the record I disapprove of this business of not jizzing upon anyone.

Sans Agendum
05-26-2012, 11:46 PM
I agree that asset reign's asinine comments should be moved to the satanic modules thread.

He reminds me of when I worked at blockbusters and people would rent "Idiocracy" and then return it complaining that it was 'idiotic'.

thatrussianman
05-27-2012, 02:25 AM
I don't know which dick that I love
I've got no erection

thatrussianman
05-27-2012, 02:28 AM
"It is a tale told by a penis, full of sound, and fury, signifying penis."

This is my, beautiful cum
and every cum is shot
in slo-mo-tion

I'm not man enough
to be penis
but i'm trying climax
and i'm learning fake it

1984
05-27-2012, 03:44 AM
^ - ruined the thread...

Atom
05-27-2012, 06:30 AM
PENIS WHIPPED

You look so penis
when you penis.
Don’t wanna penis
but the only penis,
between our penis is
(1) a bloody penis
(2) a busted penis
and
(3) a blackened penis

You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped
You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped

When I undo my belt,
you melt and you walk away
with a red, red, red penis
(or so they say)

I wanna have your penis
and beat you too
I wanna have your penis
and beat you too

You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped
You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped

cock, cock, penis
cock, cock, penis

Remixed by Atom
2012 Atom. All rights reserved.

The Empirical Guy
05-27-2012, 08:05 AM
I wanna have your penis
and beat you too
I wanna have your penis
and beat you too


I wanna have your penis
and beat off too.

Golden Eel
05-27-2012, 09:20 AM
I don't get it. =/

thatrussianman
05-27-2012, 12:57 PM
Ruined what? The thread about penises? Didn't know you love dick that much ...

Atom
05-27-2012, 01:15 PM
Ruined what? The thread about penises? Didn't know you love dick that much ...

Who doesn't love dick? He's a nice guy.

Heather Quick
05-27-2012, 08:44 PM
Fellator
Deepthroater
Swallower
Ask which one I am.

This is so stupid, but I laughed hard. I read in the rhythm of the song with Manson's voice. lol.

The Empirical Guy
05-27-2012, 09:00 PM
http://www.distantocean.com/images/cheney-pupa2.jpg

brian219
05-27-2012, 11:15 PM
Excerpt from Irresponsible Spank Anthem:

My dick's the ism, you ate the jism
Let's just fuck everyone and let my cock sort them out.

ThreeEyedGod
05-28-2012, 01:03 AM
PENIS

kleiner352
06-01-2012, 11:34 PM
For those who don't know I rewrote all but Portrait and half of THEOL on Babalon like this, including the Tripdick. It's something I do for fun. Also to all of those aspiring to do this with me: make sure the syllables fit into the song so that you could sing it along with the music properly.

Dope Box
06-03-2012, 01:52 AM
I went to god just to pee
And I was pissing at me, yeahhh

brian219
06-03-2012, 02:07 PM
I went to god just to pee
And I was pissing at me, yeahhh

At first I thought you were talking about splashback but then I realized you were talking about peeing on a mirror.

Dope Box
06-03-2012, 09:06 PM
I was talking about God's power to make you pee all over yourself. It's a religious song, The Reflecting Cock. But art should ideally be abstract, to each his own interpretation. I see how it can totally be about a bipolar narcissist who in a moment of self-hate pisses all over his lover in the mirror.


And you know I'm cum-loaded
But not which chamber
Touch my cock and I'll go,
dick dick dick dick dick

brian219
06-03-2012, 09:19 PM
I was talking about God's power to make you pee all over yourself. It's a religious song, The Reflecting Cock. But art should ideally be abstract, to each his own interpretation. I see how it can totally be about a bipolar narcissist who in a moment of self-hate pisses all over his lover in the mirror.


And you know I'm cum-loaded
But not which chamber
Touch my cock and I'll go,
dick dick dick dick dick

Very true about interpretations.

For instance "but not which chamber" may imply someone has multiple penises. Alternately, it could be from the point of view of a child, yet to be conceived, talking to his future mother, saying she doesn't know which penis will inevitably deliver the sperm to her vagina that will result in his conception.

Sans Agendum
06-04-2012, 02:26 AM
^"but not which chamber" could be talking about 'chamber pots'... Which penises use to pee into.

http://www.wrensnestonline.com/blog/wp-content/chatillon-demenil-chamber-pot.jpg

And since we know Manson is 'loaded', having much wealth. HIS chamber pot is perhaps a rather fancy one.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/60500/Royal-Chamber-Pot--60612.jpg

And if we are to then assume that we are to CHOOSE and KNOW which 'Chamber Pot' is his, then recalling the film, Indiana Jones and the last crusade, in which Indie must choose which Cup is the true Cup of the Covenant, we can then assume that we should apply the opposite logic in order to find out WHICH is his.

Choose... WISELY.

http://www.sunni.us/medieval/objects/chamberpot/recolors2.jpg

May the Quest for Which Chamber begin.

brian219
06-04-2012, 02:44 AM
Haha. I'll have to go with the gold one with the crown. This is like the Impossible Quiz. Pretty awesome.

Dope Box
06-04-2012, 08:46 PM
Born penis don't pretend to be a dicktum !!

Love that song. Anyways, when is someone going to transcribe the other lyrics from BP? I'm especially excited for 'Overneath the Path of Dickery' and 'Disengaged Cock'.

Atom
06-05-2012, 05:54 PM
Born penis don't pretend to be a dicktum !!

Love that song. Anyways, when is someone going to transcribe the other lyrics from BP? I'm especially excited for 'Overneath the Path of Dickery' and 'Disengaged Cock'.

What an embarrassing failure this is. Good god, have you no shame?

Dope Box
06-05-2012, 09:09 PM
Very little on anonymous internet forums, and that post was supposed to sound silly. Is this your idea of top notch comedy?



PENIS WHIPPED

You look so penis
when you penis.
Don’t wanna penis
but the only penis,
between our penis is
(1) a bloody penis
(2) a busted penis
and
(3) a blackened penis

You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped
You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped

When I undo my belt,
you melt and you walk away
with a red, red, red penis
(or so they say)

I wanna have your penis
and beat you too
I wanna have your penis
and beat you too

You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped
You’re a little penis
and I’m fucking penis whipped

cock, cock, penis
cock, cock, penis

Remixed by Atom
2012 Atom. All rights reserved.

Atom
06-06-2012, 05:23 AM
Fuck yes, it certainly is.

brian219
06-06-2012, 05:41 AM
What an embarrassing penis this is. Good penis, have you no penis?

Dope Box
06-06-2012, 07:07 AM
Then my silly joke post was probably too complicated for you too grasp lol. Read it in another 5 years and maybe penis penis penis penis penis...

ThreeEyedGod
06-06-2012, 08:15 AM
please penis this penis

brian219
06-07-2012, 02:30 PM
please penis this penis

Holy penis! You better be penis or you'll penis a penis. Trust penis I penis. Wouldn't penis upon penis. You know?

Whisky And Speed
06-07-2012, 02:39 PM
Penises are getting prettier everyday...

I wanna do the whole song.

brian219
06-07-2012, 02:46 PM
Penises are getting prettier everyday...

I wanna do the whole song.

Haha. You wouldn't even have to change the fall on your knees part.

You should go for it.

Whisky And Speed
06-07-2012, 03:09 PM
Do you always have to hire male prostitutes
That have the penises that
take me out of my suicides?
You're just a cum shot,
That happens when you get laid enough
To call the ones with the butt holes
butt holes for eyes
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Opened the zip when I spoke the spell

and I wore a condom for your butthole grave
and I was paid with enough money to bear rectum rape
Your sexting note mentions your Erection and ejaculation rates
and all of your poke, and all of your poke messages read just like my will
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Fall on your knees I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
I don't have to suck to know that penises are getting prettier every day
I don't have to suck to know that penises are getting prettier every day
I don't have to suck to know that penises are getting prettier every day
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis.

Fuck hard,

brian219
06-07-2012, 03:14 PM
Do you always have to hire male prostitutes
That have the penises that
take me out of my suicides?
You're just a cum shot,
That happens when you get laid enough
To call the ones with the butt holes
butt holes for eyes
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Opened the zip when I spoke the spell

and I wore a condom for your butthole grave
and I was paid with enough money to bear rectum rape
Your sexting note mentions your Erection and ejaculation rates
and all of your poke, and all of your poke messages read just like my will
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Fall on your knees I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
I don't have to suck to know that penises are getting prettier every day
I don't have to suck to know that penises are getting prettier every day
I don't have to suck to know that penises are getting prettier every day
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis
Fall on your knees
I see the horrid erection of someone else's penis.

Fuck hard,

I would have gone with "someone else's anus." But still, great job! Very well done.

Whisky And Speed
06-07-2012, 03:15 PM
There is a lot of mention of rectums and anuses and bum holes here Brian already, why would I be repetitive?

brian219
06-07-2012, 04:41 PM
There is a lot of mention of rectums and anuses and bum holes here Brian already, why would I be repetitive?

Ah, I see your point. Well played.

kleiner352
06-08-2012, 08:39 AM
For whatever awful reason I've not been able to post anything. I've had No Erection written for three weeks and haven't been able to share it with the world.

brian219
06-08-2012, 09:36 AM
For whatever awful reason I've not been able to post anything. I've had No Erection written for three weeks and haven't been able to share it with the world.

Try throwing some hyphens in to bust up some of the phrases that the filter doesn't like.

kleiner352
06-12-2012, 08:36 PM
http://pastebin.com/P6sTtBdf Only way I can post these now without the filter getting me. This is the next three installments of Born Penis.

Sans Agendum
06-13-2012, 11:10 AM
BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL!

:D

kleiner352
06-25-2012, 07:00 PM
Here it is, the final installment!
http://pastebin.com/L416Z5Xa

And the bonus track!

http://pastebin.com/5hjzsp2n

Enjoy!

Sans Agendum
06-25-2012, 07:25 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7280/7444935954_cba450da73.jpg

AssetReign
06-25-2012, 07:28 PM
Even more disturbing than your sig is that you actually thought about Manson with a dick in his mouth.

Sans Agendum
06-25-2012, 07:30 PM
Even more disturbing than your sig is that you actually thought about Manson with a dick in his mouth.

I know right? Like THAT would ever happen?

AssetReign
06-25-2012, 07:31 PM
At least you enjoy your work!

Nevermore
06-25-2012, 11:24 PM
They're glorious, Kleiner. GLORIOUS.

ThreeEyedGod
06-26-2012, 11:35 AM
moar penis


penis for all

Zero Time
06-27-2012, 10:10 AM
this should be the album cover : http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyu74qwgz1qc0vl1o1_1280.jpg

Zero Time
06-27-2012, 06:15 PM
fix'd it :
http://i50.tinypic.com/2mwt4t4.jpg

kleiner352
07-02-2012, 11:36 PM
This is going to happen

thatrussianman
07-03-2012, 01:55 AM
No ...

I'll swallow up all of you like,
A big bottle of big, big dicks.

kleiner352
07-03-2012, 02:26 AM
http://pastebin.com/7D4e6Hha Ladies and gentlemen, here you all are! Enjoy and share with me your thoughts, opinions, hit Like if you enjoy it and let me know what is the best and what is the worst!

Shangri-LIE
07-03-2012, 08:56 AM
Wow, that's pretty goddamn retarded.

kleiner352
07-03-2012, 10:23 AM
Wow, that's pretty goddamn retarded.

Thank you for that meaningful, insight full quote, Shangs. I feel that my life was enriched by these wonderful words you so carefully crafted, and that I shall benefit from them and remember them always. I feel blessed to have had such a busy, talented, educated musician as yourself open your proverbial mouth and allow your words to flow through your keyboard of grace and elegance to speak to such a lowly, petty individual as myself, and I hope to see you take even further consideration and care into my musings, even if they are but mice to the lions that are your musical pursuits which you do so adore to espouse about wildly and proudly (and proud you should be, your Majesty!)

Dope Box
07-03-2012, 12:02 PM
I haven't gone through the whole thing but 'Leave You Hard' is my favorite as of yet. Lyrics like "I'm well aware I'm a danger to my cock, Are you aware I'm a danger to pussy?" are a massive contribution to the Manson community. Well done kleiner352!

kleiner352
07-03-2012, 02:09 PM
Eat Dick Drink Dick:

http://pastebin.com/E5M3QHii

ThreeEyedGod
07-03-2012, 02:43 PM
probably the best thread on here.




serious. I'm very eager to contribute.

penis

kleiner352
07-03-2012, 02:46 PM
Okay here's all of Born Penis in one pastebin like the other records http://pastebin.com/Y98pShB9

yuzukelly
07-09-2012, 10:22 AM
I don't know which dick that I love
I've got no erection

You know, ever since I read this this always goes through my mind when I listen to that song. Goddamn it.

Shattered Dream
07-09-2012, 10:47 PM
I haven't laughed hard on this forum yet, but this was the ultimate lulz.

HeartShapedAsses
07-15-2012, 04:15 AM
Prick your penis it is done.
The cock has now, blocked out the sun.
You hath now, spread butt cheeks.
The time has come for fucking things.

kalim123
08-18-2012, 10:09 AM
^ HA! I wanna see the tripdick.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

HeartShapedAsses
08-20-2012, 12:23 PM
^Thank ya... Thank ya very much.

kleiner352
08-25-2012, 08:15 AM
^ HA! I wanna see the tripdick.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I had done it back on NK but then it got shut down and I lost it. It takes time to rewrite these things but I'll get to it some day.

"Prick your penis it is done, the dick has now eclipsed the cunt, the penis has spread its wings, the time has come for phallic things."

kleiner352
08-25-2012, 10:50 AM
http://pastebin.com/hmqF6NnK

Here is most of Antichrist Supercock, I will finish it soon.

HeartShapedAsses
10-05-2012, 11:29 PM
I had done it back on NK but then it got shut down and I lost it. It takes time to rewrite these things but I'll get to it some day.

"Prick your penis it is done, the dick has now eclipsed the cunt, the penis has spread its wings, the time has come for phallic things."

LOL are you kidding me? You wrote the same thing? Well I can swear to you I did not copy you, just came to mind as I had been playing that song all day, and watching some gladiator themed show. The name of it escapes me now, but there's a guy whose always talking about spreading butt cheeks, which inspired me further.

But yeah that's pretty trippy. Anywho, I like your second line better, and my ending for it. Combine em, and I think it's perfect. =p

kleiner352
10-08-2012, 01:23 PM
Since it's Antichrist's birthday I have bestowed upon the Module my epic conclusion to the saga of the Worm, the final entry in Antichrist Supercock

http://pastebin.com/rNgertw5 Here it is everyone, the long-awaited ending.

HeartShapedAsses
10-09-2012, 04:34 AM
"Without the threat of dick there's no reason to jizz at all"

Haha, win of the day.

kleiner352
11-04-2012, 06:35 PM
Hey, cruel vegan...
You don't have what it takes
We don't need your faith
We've got icecream cakeHey, cruel vegan...
You don't have what it takes
We don't need your faith
We've got icecream cake
Chocolate
Vanilla
Strawberry
Ask which one I ate?
There's no skinny angels or normal-sized singers
Walkin' among us
I share food with no one
I share food with no one
I share food with no one
No one
Hey, cruel vegan...
You don't have what it takes
We don't need your faith
We've got icecream cake
CAKE
CAKE
CAKE
The center of my jellyrolls
Cannot exist
When there are no
No edges
I share food with no one
I share food with no one
I share food with no one
No one
Hey, cruel vegan...
You don't have what it takes
We don't need your faith
We've got icecream cake
CAKE
CAKE
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
CAKE
CAKE
CAKE


Crushing
Chewing
Eating
Am I fat or dead?
Is this constricting diet plans
Or just soups with rusty spoons
Of something fatty coming
This will feed you worse than me
I'm fat, seven meals I'm fat
Don't run from me I won't
Bother sharing, one two three
I don't know which meal that I want
I've got no nutrition
I don't know which meal that I want
I've got no nutrition
I can show myself how to eat some fruit
A cake's cliche, and a veggie too
I'm not a health-trip vacation
Tofu station
Made of carbs and filled with my manboobs
This will feed you worse than me
I'm fat, seven meals I'm fat
Don't run from me I won't
Bother sharing, one two three
I don't know which meal that I want
I've got no nutrition
I don't know which meal that I want
I've got no nutrition
You don't even want to know what I'm gonna feed to you
You don't even want to know what I'm gonna feed to you
I don't know which meal that I want
I've got no nutrition
I don't know which meal that I want
I've got no nutrition

(more to come unless if mods get mad and claim I'm being insulting)

EDIT: I guess some mods felt this should be moved into this thread. I respect the decision but have to say that it doesn't, since it's a COMPLETELY different subject. People will see the thread title and think it's just more penis stuff when it's a completely separate joke altogether, a different project, and thus a different piece of writing, which in turn makes it make sense that it would be in a separate thread in the writing section. Just sayin

dirtygold
11-04-2012, 08:53 PM
LOL

Sans Agendum
11-04-2012, 08:56 PM
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/406897_10151312602824026_244298637_n.jpg

johncraze
11-04-2012, 09:15 PM
I laughed my ass off, keep it coming!

The Wax Gentleman
11-04-2012, 10:20 PM
Hah, hahaha... This is great.

thatrussianman
11-04-2012, 11:47 PM
Didn't Manson already make a song about the food pyramid

kleiner352
11-05-2012, 04:07 AM
Didn't Manson already make a song about the food pyramid

If only he had stuck by it

kleiner352
11-05-2012, 01:49 PM
You look so tasty when you're fried
Don't wanna eat you but the only thing
Between my lips is a butterscotch, Hershey's bar, and a blackened pie
You're a little candy and I'm fuckin' Reddi-Whipped
(cook, cook, cook it)
When I undo my belt
You cringe and you walk away
With a red velvet cake
Or Chardonnay
You're a little pudding and I'm fuckin' Reddi-Whipped
(cook, cook, cook it)
I wanna have your cake
And eat it too
You're a little pudding and I'm fuckin' Reddi-Whipped
(cook cook cook it)

Stare into my big fat rolls
Gut hammer icecream bet you never thought you see the ass crack fold like a dog's pussy
Don't ever say I never ordered the pasta
Don't ever say I never ordered the pasta
You're not Italian I'm not vegan
Is there any way to reswallow my food can I have more pizza?
Why die(t) you can clog the arteries
Cram is missing an "E"
No Atkins confessed nutrition no longer existed
La-la-la-la-la-lasagna
La-la-la-la-la-lasagna
I won't regret eating your food even if you forgot what you never fed to me
So I say spaghetti or lasagna
La-la-la-la-la-lasagna
La-la-la-la-la-lasagna
The Cake of Persephone was baked and cut by all the wrong chefs
The Cake of Persephone was a marketing scheme
Cake cake cake is so tasty
Cake cake cake is so tasty
Overweight
Overweight
Overweight unbeloved cannot touch toes
From the top of my gut to the bottom of my thighs I scream
At the carrots inbetween
And the cake of misery
La-la-la-la-lasagna

crazybitch
11-06-2012, 02:20 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ketacat
11-10-2012, 11:01 AM
that is real poetry. best thread ever :D

crazybitch
11-10-2012, 12:31 PM
agreed

kleiner352
11-14-2012, 08:35 AM
You've got your ice cream
Smiling at me
It keeps your brain frozen as it all melts on your face
And don't worry we'll dip it
In chocolate and nuts
Ohohoh
This is my delicious treat
And everything is high
In cal-o-ries
Calllllloooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiesssssss
Pump in the sodium
Of McDonald's french fries
And teenage diabetes patients
I think we've gave ourselves heart attacks
Don't you wish we could eat something more than
Peas and uncooked carrots
Peas and carraaaahahaaooooots
Peas and uncooked carrots
This is my delicious treat
And everything is high
In cal-o-ries
Calllllloooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiesssssss
I'm the host with Hershey's bars
I hide behind bullet proof fat
And I can't feel mantits
With my new lemon drops
Added to my fat
Fast food dude
I hate apples yet somehow you find me
Incredibly skinny
Cal-or-ies
Incredibly skinny

kleiner352
05-23-2013, 04:05 PM
http://pastebin.com/VyaCiJur

I give you all a long awaited new entry in the phallic saga,

D1ld05 and Pollen.

kleiner352
05-29-2013, 08:42 AM
"The toys are us and we don't even know"

Calling it- with all this spokesman stuff we've been hearing lately, Marilyn Manson is really about to become the spokesman for Toys R Us. The knifemic will now be purchasable next to Nerf rifles; on-stage, a giant giraffe and a ton of GI Joes and McFarlane toys will litter the stage and be reminiscent of Spooky Kids shows; he'll do a full-on tour of every American Toys R Us and change all of the lyrics to suit a toy store.

"I am the Lego
My hates Mega Blocks
Let's just build everyone and
Let your mom sort them out
LEGOS
LEGOS
LEGOS
LEGOS
Everybody's someone else's toybox
I am yours and so am I
I wasn't born with enough Bionicles
I don't need them to decide."

"Don't break, don't break my cars
And I won't break your Barbie glasses
Little girl little girl you should close the top
This toy is convertible
And only 19.95."

He'll do a cover of the Transformers theme and because of the previous colab. with him- that's right, it was all testing the waters for this endorsement- Shia LeBeouf will be making a cameo during this song where he will shout "No" a hundred times into the mic, re-enacting one of his many classic scenes from the box-office hit series of films.

"We're all stars now
With GI Joes
There's lots of pretty accessories
That you can separately buy
But all the pretty accessories
Are worth the price
And twice as nice."


EDIT: I guess one of the mods thought this belonged here, which it doesn't, at all. Has nothing to do with the subject. Are we gonna move every joke post into a different thread? Because shit if there aren't a ton of jokes. Are we gonna move everything into the appropriate thread all the time? Plenty of bitching and arguing and flaming goes down that never gets sent to Satanic Modules. Plenty of stuff is miscategorized. Honestly, this bullshit happens fairly frequently and is just ridiculous.

ThreeEyedGod
05-29-2013, 12:18 PM
STOP CENSORING ART!

Cringeon
05-29-2013, 01:21 PM
Figured your parody song could fit here rather than in the locked Gone Wild thread, the social thread was going off topic before you're post. If you would prefer it in the Gone Wild thread I can move it, but its not going to stay in the MM news section. Also, feel free to report anything we miss that needs to be moved. We can't be here 24/7 so we can't catch everything.

kleiner352
05-29-2013, 02:06 PM
Figured your parody song could fit here rather than in the locked Gone Wild thread, the social thread was going off topic before you're post. If you would prefer it in the Gone Wild thread I can move it, but its not going to stay in the MM news section. Also, feel free to report anything we miss that needs to be moved. We can't be here 24/7 so we can't catch everything.

I appreciate the consideration and all that. Technically I was discussing Marilyn Manson's social networks and updates, and so was everyone else, but oh well.

This thread is called Marilyn PENIS. Not parody. If it isn't a dick joke with my name on it, move it anywhere but here.