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Shangri-LIE
07-09-2012, 07:36 PM
*This is actually based on me actually getting my first STD at 30 years old. NOTE: ( I DID NOT CATCH THIS STD FROM A USER OF THIS SITE OR FROM ANYONE THAT I HAVE MET ONLINE)...and not a hooker also.

It started out white and then it was soft yellow. Then it looked kind of green and then it looked kind of
brown on the floor below. I thought that maybe it was from the mixture of the dirt on the ground. Then I did
it again a couple days later, and it was on a different surface that wasn't the texture of a cheese grater and it
still looked the same, discolored and I said...

I got my first STD at 30. I got my first STD at 30. The girl I met at the Rite Aid store looked pretty
But she gave me my first STD at 30.

So I went to the doctors and I got some meds. They gave me some condoms for those girls in their beds.
And I left there smiling, really needing to pee. Even though it stings, I know just one thing and that's

I got my first STD at 30. I got my first STD at 30. That woman told me she wasn't dirty. That bitch lied because
I got my first STD at 30...

and I hope she isn't pregnant...either.

303
07-10-2012, 09:44 AM
Our little boy is growing up. *wipes away tear*

CellarOwl
07-10-2012, 02:22 PM
I also need a kleenex but for completely different reasons.

Shangri-LIE
07-10-2012, 04:36 PM
LOL

and all cleared up now. :)

Glad you enjoyed the poem.

Whisky And Speed
07-11-2012, 01:58 AM
I thought it was for real, and in the end it appeared to be just a poem or a joke,LOL.

Shangri-LIE
07-11-2012, 08:01 AM
I thought it was for real, and in the end it appeared to be just a poem or a joke,LOL.

No, it is for real. Just a little infection that's all. :)

Dirge Inferno
07-11-2012, 11:15 PM
When I first read the title, I thought it spelled: "My very first LSD".

TheTeletubbieFlasher
07-12-2012, 07:11 PM
http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv358/EdVaizard/comer.gif

Shangri-LIE
07-12-2012, 07:47 PM
Tasty AIDS. NOM

Two Faced Egg (23)
06-08-2015, 12:35 PM
"the Girllll I metttt attt the Rite AID - - store lookeddd Prettyyy , But She gave me myyy first STD attttt Thrity" - I love this , I have walked around singing it too , told Friends about it , they just looked at me ..WTf Lol'