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Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 10:32 AM
Does anyone else watch the show? What an outstanding young woman an a well deserved ovation to her mother and manager. I personally think this show is wonderful. There's nothing more American than this. At a time where the government is waging a war on fat kids and illiteracy, America finally has a hero and it is neither presidential candidate. It's Honey Boo Boo. Her, along with her mother, stand up in the face of these Nazi scumbags by declaring we are rednecks! We are proud! We are beautiful and strong! We are Americans! They accurately depict the good folk of not only Georgia, but also the rest of the United States. This is what we are. This is what we will always be! We do not care if the rest of the world thinks we are nutcases who can't speak and have no impulse control over how much we consume. This show is AMERICA.

Why do you love Honey Boo Boo? Show the love. Show the love.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jjkr75F61qcmbhfo1_500.gif

Norsefire
10-13-2012, 10:41 AM
I saw this the other week when I was visiting family in America. It's so fucking crazy I had to watch it to believe it.

I saw the episode where one of them had a baby with an extra thumb and they were all treating it like it's some special gift. They're all pretty gross though, but I couldn't stop watching!

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 10:44 AM
They are everything that is wrong with this world and that's great! lol

After watching it, did you immediately become panic stricken and felt the urge to hurry up and get the fuck out of the US? lol :P *I have that urge all of the time.

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 10:49 AM
I fucking love Honey Boo Boo and Shangs does too. He's told me it's his favorite program. He has them all recorded and watches them frequently.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsaxsyF5y1r6htfgo1_500.jpg

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 10:51 AM
I fucking love Honey Boo Boo and Shangs does too. He's told me it's his favorite program. He has them all recorded and watches them frequently.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsaxsyF5y1r6htfgo1_500.jpg

That's not true! That's not fucking true!

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 10:52 AM
Shangs is jealous of Sugar Bear because he has a big crush on June :c

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjseyNqmq1rtyu5ro1_500.gif

But seriously I think the little girl is adorable.

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 10:55 AM
You shut up! You just shut up!

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 10:58 AM
MAKE ME!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjewxEKIK1qzk9fpo1_400.gif

"I wish I had an extra finger so I could grab more cheese balls"

MisanthroPope
10-13-2012, 11:05 AM
Fuck these "people" and the those who watch them.

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 11:06 AM
MAKE ME!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjewxEKIK1qzk9fpo1_400.gif

"I wish I had an extra finger so I could grab more cheese balls"

Oh hell no! That woman drinks pork flavored milkshakes and then washes it down with shots of bacon grease. As a matter of fact the pictures of June in this thread has exceeded the maximum weight capacity. Remove that picture now or it's going to crash.

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 11:07 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnxkfMUyN1rdutw3o1_r1_500.gif

ThreeEyedGod
10-13-2012, 01:02 PM
Society should really stop paying attention to this gutter shit.

It is not cute.

Atom
10-13-2012, 01:30 PM
This is another one of those things that I wouldn't even know existed if it weren't for people on the internet complaining about it.

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 01:31 PM
Society should really stop paying attention to this gutter shit.

It is not cute.

I agree. I personally would like to crash a vehicle into their home during a taping.

Joker
10-13-2012, 02:21 PM
I seriously thought this was something made up for South Park until earlier this week. My life was happier when I didn't know this existed.

Norsefire
10-13-2012, 02:39 PM
I seriously thought this was something made up for South Park until earlier this week. My life was happier when I didn't know this existed.

ha yeah, I saw South Park included something to do with them in one of the new episodes. I really need to get caught up on new South Park eps.

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 02:55 PM
The sad thing is that the family probably thinks that the show is such a hit because people LIKE the show. In reality, people are watching it and laughing at them because they are retarded freaks.

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 02:56 PM
Honey Boo Boo is cute and the mom is hilarious.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn8kz5Cyr1rq6psa.gif

Shangri-LIE
10-13-2012, 02:59 PM
No, they are retarded freaks. I'd like to shoot them with harpoons and then sell their blubber to the Japanese.

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 03:00 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma43lp8XpP1r39w4to1_500.gif

Dysmorphia
10-13-2012, 03:00 PM
How are these people allowed to breed?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24591940.jpg

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 03:07 PM
I have hope for Honey Boo Boo in the future :)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpbum0VDt1r02ja5o1_500.png

VelvetAIDS
10-13-2012, 03:52 PM
I wish that our bodies were sterile if you didn't reach a certain IQ minimum. I don't think a starving cannibal would devour these...people.

HeartShapedAsses
10-13-2012, 05:25 PM
It's when shows like this air, that I am embarrassed to be here. But then again, people like Manson make up for it, evening it out a bit. I supposed that's why... USA is called the melting pot.

AssetReign
10-13-2012, 05:28 PM
Society should really stop paying attention to this gutter shit.

It is not cute.

Exactly, and yet the public can't seem to get enough of this crap, and even here we have a thread dedicated to them.

The Empirical Guy
10-13-2012, 05:36 PM
I wish that our bodies were sterile if you didn't reach a certain IQ minimum. I don't think a starving cannibal would devour these...people.

That is fucking genius. You, sir, are permitted to have children.

Really all of them make me fucking disgusted to be a part of the same species as them, but the mother is just plain physically repulsive, aside from being a good bit dumber than the gators she uses to make burgers. I feel kind of sorry for the kids being born in to that though. Check in on Honey Boo Boo in 20 years time - she will NOT be an example of an intelligent, well-adjusted human being.

Mi-CroMartie
10-13-2012, 05:37 PM
It's even an insult to Yogi Bear's sidekick. :(((

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101130232060/yogibear/images/1/15/BooBoo.png

yuzukelly
10-13-2012, 06:48 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbu4mz4B1I1qkftiqo1_500.gif

Atom
10-13-2012, 08:58 PM
god... that lady is a boner killer.

HeartShapedAsses
10-14-2012, 01:24 AM
Reasons why I hate everything about this show, having seen it twice:

The parents of the kids in that show, dress their 5 year olds "provocatively", those two words should never be in the same sentence... It's discussing. Furthermore, they literally dress their little girls like whores! One woman dressed her kid to look like the whore in the Pretty Woman movie.
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Its poisoning the minds of the youth to think that being "pretty", or "hot" or worst is all that matters. And if they aren't that, they aren't anything, which is such a lie, its brains that will give you the ability to make it in this world. Unless they plain on going the Anna Nicole, route when they grow up.
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From looking at the way a lot of those kids on that show act, they have already been "messed with". Which is furthers the disgustingness.
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The parents are forcing most of those kids into it, or brainwashing them into thinking its good (which it isn't for so many reasons).
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They parents say they make a "special mix" drink for the kids to give them energy, and it's a "secret" what it is. (What do you think it is?) Well... It's not orange juice, that's for sure.
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It's a sick way for the parents to live through their kids, via using and distorting their bodies and minds.
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And lastly... What profession can you see any of these "little girls" having in 14-15 years, when they come of age? I can't really see much good coming of any of them, sadly. And the only shows they will more than likely get furthering their "careers" would more than likely be a shot on Teen Mom.
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Because all of these points are so very obvious, and sick in a child exploitation kind of way... Why is this show so popular, and why is it on TV? Why would anyone want to support it? I understand people like to be entertained with weird/crazy/disgusting ways, but I think kids should be left out of that kind of entertainment. Kids should grow up sweet and innocent as they can, not corrupted at such young ages. It's not cute, and it's not funny.
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Rant, over.

yuzukelly
10-14-2012, 09:58 AM
I feel I am the only member on this forum who actually really likes Honey Boo Boo lol

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcc6vFykv1rioil6o1_400.gif

sayyosin
10-14-2012, 10:05 AM
This show is a cancer.

Shangri-LIE
10-14-2012, 10:12 AM
No, she is plus sized stupid.

MisanthroPope
10-14-2012, 12:53 PM
I feel I am the only member on this forum who actually really likes Honey Boo Boo lol



I fucking hope so. Still, even one is too many.

Why worship horrid shit people?

ThreeEyedGod
10-14-2012, 03:16 PM
^ because it makes you oh ever so "quirky" in the eyes of others.

" Oh, you enjoy honey poo poo? Girl, u so cray cray! Lulz ^-^".

yuzukelly
10-14-2012, 04:02 PM
I don't worship them O o I just think the girl is really cute(She's funny, not too bratty like a lot of the toddlers and tiaras girls :)) and the family can be pretty funny : D

Mi-CroMartie
10-14-2012, 04:52 PM
Yes, you're all alone, yuzukelly. :p

HeartShapedAsses
10-15-2012, 12:38 AM
Hey guys, I may hate this show with a passion as everyone else does too. But don't hate on Yuzukelly, she didn't make the show. Though bringing it up is as unspeakable as Whiskey, without Speed however... I will defend her, because I like her.


I don't worship them O o I just think the girl is really cute(She's funny, not too bratty like a lot of the toddlers and tiaras girls :)) and the family can be pretty funny : D

.... *Grabs with my giant bat wings, and shields you from oncoming bullets* e_o I'll have a talk with you after this is over, for now go to your room listen at Manson, and think about what you did!

MaryYana
10-15-2012, 07:31 AM
.... *Grabs with my giant bat wings, and shields you from oncoming bullets* e_o I'll have a talk with you after this is over, for now go to your room listen at Manson, and think about what you did!

She'll have to sit there for 2 hours and do facepaint to make up for it! >:0

yuzukelly
10-15-2012, 08:04 AM
sowwy guys :c yuzukelly did a bad, huh T-T

VelvetAIDS
10-15-2012, 01:46 PM
sowwy guys :c yuzukelly did a bad, huh T-T

BAD.

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yuzukelly
10-15-2012, 01:54 PM
:'((((

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MisanthroPope
10-16-2012, 11:10 AM
Apparently, HogBitch finds South Park to be "trashy".

Emma
10-16-2012, 01:07 PM
I just watched a couple of episodes on you tube to see what the fuss is about. I'll get back to you when my brain cells have recovered........

Willice
10-16-2012, 09:13 PM
My mom watches TLC for house renovation shows and we both saw the trailers for this and said "yup, that's gonna fail hard after one season."

nope

dammit

rusty shackleford
10-16-2012, 10:54 PM
My state was already near the bottom....and now this...I must move some day.

DecayingSinner
10-29-2012, 01:51 PM
This shit makes me embarrassed to be American.

iggy
10-29-2012, 08:04 PM
wtf is a Honey Boo Boo?

MisanthroPope
10-29-2012, 08:40 PM
wtf is a Honey Boo Boo?

It's a tubby, little shit bucket with blonde hair.

kalim123
10-30-2012, 06:31 AM
Whenever I hear about this I'm just like "Thank fuck I'm wasn't born and raised in the USA." I think that it's kind of torturous that this girl had to be brought up like this. But because I'm not from the USA, I can just laugh at this. Meanwhile, if I was, I would be thinking about evacuating that place.

AssetReign
10-30-2012, 10:32 AM
^ Right, because there are no obnoxious fat families outside the U.S. It's just one of our many crosses to bear.

kalim123
10-30-2012, 10:37 AM
^ Right, because there are no obnoxious fat families outside the U.S. It's just one of our many crosses to bear. You don't tend to get beauty pageants outside of the USA though.

twiggysrabies
11-06-2012, 05:03 PM
You don't tend to get beauty pageants outside of the USA though.

http://www.missworld.com/

AssetReign
11-06-2012, 05:51 PM
^ There's also Miss Universe and pretty much every country in the world has beauty pageants. but maybe he meant for children?

MisanthroPope
11-06-2012, 09:41 PM
I hear Casey Anthony is coming out of hiding to be Boo Boo's new Babysitter.

yuzukelly
11-06-2012, 09:45 PM
I wish I had an extra finger so I could grab more cheeseballs.

kalim123
11-07-2012, 10:53 AM
^ There's also Miss Universe and pretty much every country in the world has beauty pageants. but maybe he meant for children?
Yeah I meant for kids. That shit disgusts me. I mean, if it was little girls in pretty dresses than it wouldn't be so bad, but the stuff they wear? God don't even get me started on that awful shit.

Mugwump
11-07-2012, 12:04 PM
I think it's pretty sexy. I'd wear it.

DrClitoris
11-10-2012, 02:08 AM
K, I just heard about this and googled it... WHAT THE FUCKING ANAL RAPE FUCK IS THIS COCKSUCKING BLOODY BULLSHIT OF A TURD!?!??!??! SERIOUSLY!??!??! ....

Not that those people should fucking slaughter themselves but... fuck it, I'm done trying, the world's gone to hell...

yuzukelly
11-10-2012, 11:51 AM
^but you get to see June's foot

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9tzieWRWa1qdx16l.gif

DrClitoris
11-10-2012, 01:26 PM
^ Right, because there are no obnoxious fat families outside the U.S. It's just one of our many crosses to bear.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but living in a primitive country by European standards and having traveled it far and wide I can tell you that noone here's that stupid and shameful.
And the point's not the existence of such people (or the amazing fact noone's killed them out of irritation) but the fact that's on the fucking TV, beig watched by kids, some of which are gonna be stupid enough to like it...

DrClitoris
11-10-2012, 01:26 PM
^but you get to see June's foot

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9tzieWRWa1qdx16l.gif

Rawr, that's a good one, oh yeah

Mugwump
11-10-2012, 11:37 PM
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but living in a primitive country by European standards and having traveled it far and wide I can tell you that noone here's that stupid and shameful.
And the point's not the existence of such people (or the amazing fact noone's killed them out of irritation) but the fact that's on the fucking TV, beig watched by kids, some of which are gonna be stupid enough to like it...
Statistics show that 100% of all children are stupid.

The Empirical Guy
11-11-2012, 03:29 AM
^but you get to see June's foot


June, however, can't.

yuzukelly
11-11-2012, 10:44 AM
June, however, can't.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsaxsyF5y1r6htfgo1_500.jpg

kalim123
11-11-2012, 11:14 AM
June, however, can't.
I think I just pissed myself! LOL