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Shangri-LIE
12-27-2014, 05:13 PM
It has been debated for long time by very smart people that vagina's are the best feeling things in the world and that they can be used for temporary pain relief. Anyone have any thoughts on this?

Cringeon
12-27-2014, 06:09 PM
Everyone enjoys a warm hug. On their dick. Now tribadism, that's probably where it's at.

maniac82
12-28-2014, 07:18 AM
like warm apple pie !!

Alex
12-28-2014, 11:16 AM
hotpocket (pun intended)

Nemoris Inferioris
12-28-2014, 02:53 PM
Probably the greatest thing in the world.

Whisky And Speed
12-28-2014, 03:47 PM
It feels like feeling like a pussy.

Manson15Marilyn
12-28-2014, 04:41 PM
Like a moist rectum

blue angel
12-30-2014, 10:50 AM
cotton candy wet and dry

Shangri-LIE
12-30-2014, 05:57 PM
Oh

The Empirical Guy
12-30-2014, 11:36 PM
https://thebrotherhoodofevilgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/sarlacc-pit.jpg

Terrapin
12-31-2014, 04:45 AM
https://thebrotherhoodofevilgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/sarlacc-pit.jpg
^That... That's the wrong hole.

But lucky you if she's into it.

iggy
12-31-2014, 12:39 PM
Sloppy, cumbersome, awkward masturbation.

FeedYourHead
12-31-2014, 01:12 PM
Like the worlds runniest nose. #mucus

Terrapin
12-31-2014, 02:05 PM
Like the worlds runniest nose. #mucus
I like when you talk dirty.

Golden Eel
12-31-2014, 02:10 PM
Filthy.

Shangri-LIE
12-31-2014, 02:28 PM
I heard that it felt like a hold drilled in a pudding filled watermelon. I tried it once and it hurt like you would not believe.

Dope Box
01-01-2015, 05:11 AM
It's a myth. Like bigfoot and an alive Tupac etc. Most people with boobs won't let you near their private parts in the fear of getting exposed. They make evasive statements like "I want to wait till I am 18" or "Help! Rape! Rape!" etc. but its all a big conspiracy by the corporates and visionary aliens. I won't get into much complex detail but just know that the people with the boobs are not to be trusted.

SangreV
01-03-2015, 04:33 AM
An old coin purse full of warm puke.

Coma Red
01-03-2015, 04:12 PM
I'm still a virgin, so I have yet to find out what it feels like.

Nemoris Inferioris
01-03-2015, 05:09 PM
Like a warm, drippy mouth.

Shangri-LIE
01-04-2015, 07:53 AM
Damn, loving the descriptions so far. I can't wait til the day I am lucky enough to be hugged by one.

Dronepool
01-04-2015, 01:14 PM
Like razor blades for Christmas.

Lucille
01-04-2015, 11:01 PM
You say you don't know what pussy feels like? I'll show you what it feels like without it!

YoureAlreadyHere
01-06-2015, 02:06 PM
Carnivorous

BlueEyeLens
01-06-2015, 02:13 PM
Cherry pie.

Cause goddamn it's squishy. mmmmm.

Iulian
01-06-2015, 03:09 PM
Dunno if this is alright as a response, but I enjoy ass more. Besides, more options, since we all have´em :D

FuckmanQ
01-06-2015, 10:39 PM
When I find out, I'll be sure to let you know.

Shangri-LIE
01-07-2015, 02:57 PM
I was curious last night so I snuck to one of my neighbors window to see if I could find out what it SOUNDS like. It sounded like. Oh. Ohhhhhh. Hooohhhhhhhhhhh. Hoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhh.Ahhhh.Ahhhh. Oh God. Fuck. Baby. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hoohhhhhhh. Gahhhhhhh. Then breathing.

Nemoris Inferioris
01-07-2015, 08:33 PM
"They called me MotherFucker Jones. -Why do.they call you that? - When I was ten........ I snuck into my mother's room...........While she was sleeping...... And I walked close to.her...............And................I stole 10 dollars out of her purse."

mr.svperstar13
01-07-2015, 09:45 PM
I dunno, I'm a virgin.

Vertigo
01-08-2015, 04:29 AM
I enjoy ass more. Besides, more options, since we all have´em :D

http://31.media.tumblr.com/2a6fae3b9c76a5b14f389255992615b5/tumblr_nhil8mGGZO1spo3yuo1_500.gif

Is it weird or not that I as a woman have sex fantasies about being a gay man?

I really enjoy seeing gay men getting it on, whereas men have lesbian fantasies.

Ah, and why do so many females respond to this thread? Hell, I don't know how my pussy feels like.

Iulian
01-08-2015, 08:33 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/2a6fae3b9c76a5b14f389255992615b5/tumblr_nhil8mGGZO1spo3yuo1_500.gif

Is it weird or not that I as a woman have sex fantasies about being a gay man?

I really enjoy seeing gay men getting it on, whereas men have lesbian fantasies.

Ah, and why do so many females respond to this thread? Hell, I don't know how my pussy feels like.

Pretty half of a faggot, please. Which always made me ask myself, you know how heteros are not allowed to say ´fag´ but gay men can do so? What about bi peeps, how do we cut the word in half?

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2015, 09:12 AM
I think everyone should be allowed to say words like fag and nigger because we're all equal and it shouldn't be offensive. Also, women in this thread are posting because they want to help me understand and show me what love is and I want them to show me.

iggy
01-08-2015, 09:43 AM
...this thread is gay.

Iulian
01-08-2015, 09:43 AM
I think everyone should be allowed to say words like fag and nigger because we're all equal and it shouldn't be offensive.

Therefore, my question, directed to those who do think that a group of people should have different rules regarding such topics.

Vertigo
01-08-2015, 09:51 AM
show me what love is and I want them to show me.

Singing: I want to know what love is, I want you to show me...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2015, 09:52 AM
Therefore, my question, directed to those who do think that a group of people should have different rules regarding such topics.

I don't believe in language rules. If you're offended by something, it's because you identify with that slur. If you're not offended by it, then you're above it and it has no disparaging meaning to it.

Iulian
01-08-2015, 10:21 AM
I don't believe in language rules. If you're offended by something, it's because you identify with that slur. If you're not offended by it, then you're above it and it has no disparaging meaning to it.

Agree, freedom of speech while still being respectful. Basically, don´t be a cunt. The US turned every single damn thing into a racist/homophobe/sexist/etc thing. I don´t see that in Europe. They had fucking white people wearing black faces for the Three Kings holiday in Spain a few days ago. I didn´t see one black dude offended. Everytime I see this Jamaican down the street we greet ¨ma nigga¨ ¨ma cracka¨ and we´re cool about it.

Another thing that pisses me off is when they accuse you of something you said while angry. When you´re out of your mind, you don´t give a shit about being politically correct. I called straight people ´fags´ when mad and I knew they were straight, you know what I mean? It seems that calling someone a cunt is more offensive than them hitting you in the first place.

I like how this thread started and how it turned out now.

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2015, 10:27 AM
Agree, freedom of speech while still being respectful. Basically, don´t be a cunt. The US turned every single damn thing into a racist/homophobe/sexist/etc thing. I don´t see that in Europe. They had fucking white people wearing black faces for the Three Kings holiday in Spain a few days ago. I didn´t see one black dude offended. Everytime I see this Jamaican down the street we greet ¨ma nigga¨ ¨ma cracka¨ and we´re cool about it.

Another thing that pisses me off is when they accuse you of something you said while angry. When you´re out of your mind, you don´t give a shit about being politically correct. I called straight people ´fags´ when mad and I knew they were straight, you know what I mean? It seems that calling someone a cunt is more offensive than them hitting you in the first place.

I like how this thread started and how it turned out now.

Exactly. That's why I want to move out of the U.S. again, so I can be a real person.

Nemoris Inferioris
01-08-2015, 11:33 AM
Off Topic. But, anyway, there is no REAL topic to discuss.

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2015, 11:50 AM
Off Topic. But, anyway, there is no REAL topic to discuss.

There is. Pussy. I want peoples definitions.

Vertigo
01-08-2015, 11:55 AM
The best thing that happened to this thread is the song I posted. Made me feel like I'm in the 80's again...

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2015, 11:58 AM
The best thing that happened to this thread is the song I posted. Make me feel like I'm in the 80's again...

It made me cry because I am in constant pain and always alone. Thanks. But that is awesome for people who have a shot at love and a normal life though.

Vertigo
01-08-2015, 12:03 PM
I thought you were married...lol. What happened to your wife and child? Remember?!

iggy
01-08-2015, 01:02 PM
There is. Pussy. I want peoples definitions.

Definitions? I thought you wanted to know what it felt like.

Pussy: \ PUSS-see \ , noun;

1. IT'S A TRAP!

blue angel
01-08-2015, 01:23 PM
puss eye
the window to ones soul
God

Nemoris Inferioris
01-08-2015, 02:13 PM
Women can fantasize about.being a gay man. Its the same for them either way. Both like it up da ass.. lol.

Shangri-LIE
01-08-2015, 03:05 PM
I thought you were married...lol. What happened to your wife and child? Remember?!

Nope. Never had a wife or child. lol. Where'd you get that from?

Vertigo
01-09-2015, 02:25 AM
http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php/7076-Considering-running-for-office-in-2024?p=178311&viewfull=1#post178311 (http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php/7076-Considering-running-for-office-in-2024?p=178311&viewfull=1#post178311)

Hey, it's the internet, be who you wanna be.

SangreV
01-09-2015, 02:58 AM
For all you virgins with high expectations, take a dead trout and fuck it in the mouth as it lays there motionless. Although I cannot vouch for this, hypothetically I would imagine that this awful experience could at least prepare you for a worst case scenario. That, and watch out for blue waffles.

Shangri-LIE
01-09-2015, 04:07 AM
http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php/7076-Considering-running-for-office-in-2024?p=178311&viewfull=1#post178311 (http://www.providermodule.com/forum/showthread.php/7076-Considering-running-for-office-in-2024?p=178311&viewfull=1#post178311)

Hey, it's the internet, be who you wanna be.

I was pretending I was running for president. You need a somewhat cute wife and handsome children to get into office.

Iulian
01-09-2015, 05:28 AM
http://www.thatsembarrassing.com/embarrassing-1336-pussy.htm

Vertigo
01-09-2015, 08:36 AM
You need a somewhat cute wife

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/7/9/1247141910530/Ronald-and-Nancy-Reagan-o-014.jpg

mr.svperstar13
01-10-2015, 03:17 AM
Agree, freedom of speech while still being respectful. Basically, don´t be a cunt. The US turned every single damn thing into a racist/homophobe/sexist/etc thing. I don´t see that in Europe. They had fucking white people wearing black faces for the Three Kings holiday in Spain a few days ago. I didn´t see one black dude offended. Everytime I see this Jamaican down the street we greet ¨ma nigga¨ ¨ma cracka¨ and we´re cool about it.

Another thing that pisses me off is when they accuse you of something you said while angry. When you´re out of your mind, you don´t give a shit about being politically correct. I called straight people ´fags´ when mad and I knew they were straight, you know what I mean? It seems that calling someone a cunt is more offensive than them hitting you in the first place.

I like how this thread started and how it turned out now.

I'm bi and I approve this message.

Someone calls me a fag? So what? Lol

Iulian
01-10-2015, 06:25 AM
Exactly. That's why I want to move out of the U.S. again, so I can be a real person.

YES! I KNEW America isn´t real! It´s just an illusion created by the Euroeans to fuck with the Japanese.

filthytothecore
01-17-2015, 08:52 PM
It's like a constant leaking hole when you push in pudding comes out and sometimes you get stuff that looks like cherry jello not fully formed, Come to think of it just make a bowl of jello partially formed and you're half way there.

spaceSuicide
01-21-2015, 07:39 PM
The threads on this forum still astound me.

Shangri-LIE
01-22-2015, 07:22 AM
The threads on this forum still astound me.

At least they're astounding. What dumbfounds me is peoples deteriorating senses of humor. Cheer motherufucker, cheer! In my opinion if you aren't creating weird or offensive threads, you aren't really doing what online Manson fans should do. Marilyn Manson was the first troll in the online fan base. He set the precedent, so to say it's annoying is actually offending Marilyn Manson.

Dorothy
01-22-2015, 08:08 AM
Maybe the indescribable appeal that comes from the feeling of a pussy is that it is the closest we can ever get to the feeling of eternal security again that we all had when we were hatched within the womb, we can never return to it we can only get so close to it, so damn close.

Mercurius
01-22-2015, 02:52 PM
This sounds quite plausible-very poetic. When looking at the female sex organ from a more anatomic point of view, it is basically a bacterial, intriguing, obscure and always delicate cavity. Or maybe I just feel so indifferent towards vaginas because I am a female. :)
I always thought that the main attraction of sex is the illusion of completion- becoming one, coalesce.

The Empirical Guy
01-23-2015, 07:16 AM
At least they're astounding. What dumbfounds me is peoples deteriorating senses of humor. Cheer motherufucker, cheer! In my opinion if you aren't creating weird or offensive threads, you aren't really doing what online Manson fans should do. Marilyn Manson was the first troll in the online fan base. He set the precedent, so to say it's annoying is actually offending Marilyn Manson.

Maybe trying to attribute rules of what an online Manson fan should do is not what they should do. Carve your own path, make your own rules, be yourself and stand out from the crowd. That's the message. Maybe you're disappointing him by suggesting there is a prescribed behaviour we should adhere to. Maybe not. Maybe the entire online community is nothing but a tongue-in-cheek social experiment on his part. Maybe not.

I want you to think about that Shangs.

Really think.


Maybe the indescribable appeal that comes from the feeling of a pussy is that it is the closest we can ever get to the feeling of eternal security again that we all had when we were hatched within the womb, we can never return to it we can only get so close to it, so damn close.

Thanks for just ruining sex for everyone.

S.D.
01-23-2015, 01:19 PM
Maybe trying to attribute rules of what an online Manson fan should do is not what they should do. Carve your own path, make your own rules, be yourself and stand out from the crowd. That's the message. Maybe you're disappointing him by suggesting there is a prescribed behaviour we should adhere to. Maybe not. Maybe the entire online community is nothing but a tongue-in-cheek social experiment on his part. Maybe not.

I want you to think about that Shangs.

Really think.
Yeah, maybe stop being such a CLUMPY-WHUMP-FAG as well.

Shangri-LIE
01-23-2015, 06:02 PM
Maybe trying to attribute rules of what an online Manson fan should do is not what they should do. Carve your own path, make your own rules, be yourself and stand out from the crowd. That's the message. Maybe you're disappointing him by suggesting there is a prescribed behaviour we should adhere to. Maybe not. Maybe the entire online community is nothing but a tongue-in-cheek social experiment on his part. Maybe not. I want you to think about that Shangs. Really think..

Apparently you didn't read my thread in gen chat. I've been around longer than you. I'm more important and know more. Also you're a prolapsed cunt.

The Empirical Guy
01-24-2015, 06:12 AM
Apparently you didn't read my thread in gen chat.

TL;DR

Shangri-LIE
01-24-2015, 08:20 AM
TL;DR

Goes to show the elasticity of your attention span. Like the vagina of a 40 year old morbidly obese virgin woman who has the IQ of a 5 year old snack pack food junkie. lol

mr.svperstar13
01-25-2015, 12:23 AM
harsh.

The Empirical Guy
01-25-2015, 01:27 AM
Goes to show the elasticity of your attention span. Like the vagina of a 40 year old morbidly obese virgin woman who has the IQ of a 5 year old snack pack food junkie. lol

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1513607/random-dancing-man-o.gif

spaceSuicide
01-25-2015, 06:40 PM
No, I just fail to see what's slap knee hilarious about a thread asking what a twat feels like.

Mugwump
01-25-2015, 10:26 PM
Boy pussy feels like you're mashing turds. You can really FEEL the poop pushing back, like "Hey, fuck you! I was here first!". Then when its all mashed you get to cover it in your own white gravy.

Shock Hazard
01-25-2015, 10:51 PM
I suggest getting a job at the pocket pussy factory...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688&v=z4DQCLhFIg4

Cat
01-26-2015, 03:52 AM
harsh.

I think the SATANIC MODULES GONE WILD topic should be removed because this forum is full of shit already so there's no need for a topic like that! - Lets all throw our shit at each other and make it legal :-)

On a serious note, lets all dance instead.

http://www.ironydesign.com/gallery/whenontinicemightaswelldancepenguinLOGO.jpg

The Empirical Guy
01-26-2015, 04:32 AM
I suggest getting a job at the pocket pussy factory...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688&v=z4DQCLhFIg4

I'm really disappointed that she's attractive. It would have been great if men all over the world were jacking off with a mould of an ugly, obese woman's vagina.

Or, as she says it, "wageena".

Cat
01-26-2015, 04:43 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Come+at+me+bro+just+a+big+dick_b7dd6e_3472039.jpg


Apparently

If you want to really get under The Empirical Guy's skin then don't call him a cunt or a fat woman.... call him what he is instead!

Or maybe your balls ain't big enough? ;-)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu9N8qMKjA

Shangri-LIE
01-26-2015, 06:18 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Come+at+me+bro+just+a+big+dick_b7dd6e_3472039.jpg



If you want to really get under The Empirical Guy's skin then don't call him a cunt or a fat woman.... call him what he is instead!

Or maybe your balls ain't big enough? ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu9N8qMKjA

Guess I gotta step my game up. *deep breath* *rolls head* *Okay here we go* He's an AustRalllliUn. Boom. Meta Slam. You know what THAT means rght? And I love those vaginas, Shock Hazard. Even if they are fake, if it is a really vagina or a fake one, it just gives me more to slay.

Cat
01-26-2015, 06:30 AM
He's an AustRalllliUn.

I didn't know he was cute lol

http://www.realaustraliatravel.com/images/australiankoalabear.jpg

BlueEyeLens
01-26-2015, 09:28 AM
It's simple, get pie or a pudding cup, and insert. Boom. Put that on a fucking t shirt.

Vertigo
01-27-2015, 05:01 AM
Goes to show the elasticity of your attention span. Like the vagina of a 40 year old morbidly obese virgin woman who has the IQ of a 5 year old snack pack food junkie. lol

Did somebody say virgin?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s87zEz4Ybho

Hey wait the music sounds familiar : P

Cat
01-27-2015, 05:40 AM
Vertigo, you quote Shangs, but it says originally posted by Cringeon?!

Are you trying to make a point here? *Smile*

https://stoptalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/shhh2.jpg

Vertigo
01-27-2015, 08:44 AM
^

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qd3fpEFk1rscuwo.gif

That's familiar to you, ain't it?

Shangri-LIE
01-27-2015, 10:03 AM
You have my attention now. Wait, you've always had it, now just I'm looking deeper into the insides of the no names again.

Cringeon
01-27-2015, 10:47 AM
Then who's child is this?! Case of the unholy insemination lmfao

Shangri-LIE
01-27-2015, 11:00 AM
And this era will continue to get weirder. Hopefully with some more strange though, to stay on topic. It's going to feel like Revelations when you get to look inside. - The UnconTROLLABLEone.

Cat
01-27-2015, 10:17 PM
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/f/2012/309/7/a/we__re_all_mad_here_by_bumbumbam-d5k2d0a.jpg

FuckmanQ
01-29-2015, 02:31 AM
Stop doleing around!