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Penance Sentence
07-23-2015, 04:42 PM
Fantasy, let's make love.
You're my fantasy; my cock needs rubbed.
But seriously, are you apart of the conspiracy? MY HEAD IS TOO BIG FOR TIN FOIL!
Don't laugh at that. Do I need to sneak in your room and fuck you in the anus? Am I under the bed, or stealing your stainless?
I think we need a good fuck.
Jesus only had sandals.
I think we both need a good fuck.
Judas never washed his own feet.
Hazekiah, Cringeon, You're, Egg, Velvet, Shangs, etc, etc.
Is there icing on your cake of Sodom?
Let's go ice skating.
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This is my band's new single.
Buy it. Do it.

FuckmanQ
07-24-2015, 03:08 AM
What the fuck are you on about?

YoureAlreadyHere
07-24-2015, 07:30 AM
We're all part of the conspiracy.... our beautiful dope show

VelvetAIDS
07-24-2015, 08:15 AM
What the fuck are you on about?

MY nips

BreakingYourMomsOldMound
07-24-2015, 11:04 AM
This is my beautiful, disposable dope show and everything that's been said before is shot deader than etc.

FuckmanQ
07-24-2015, 11:37 AM
MY nips

YER mum

VelvetAIDS
07-24-2015, 11:41 AM
YER mum

HIS ween

FuckmanQ
07-24-2015, 11:44 AM
HIS ween

HER vajeen

VelvetAIDS
07-24-2015, 11:48 AM
HER vajeen

so PR1$T33N

FuckmanQ
07-24-2015, 12:04 PM
so PR1$T33N

T1ND3R & Cl3@N

VelvetAIDS
07-24-2015, 12:07 PM
T1ND3R & Cl3@N

ju$t L00K @T D@ $H33N

FuckmanQ
07-24-2015, 01:01 PM
ju$t L00K @T D@ $H33N

WH@T @ F13ND!

BlueEyeLens
07-24-2015, 02:04 PM
Fuckin DOPE FIENDS.

VelvetAIDS
07-24-2015, 02:07 PM
Fuckin DOPE FIENDS.

Leave your grandmother out of this.

Nemoris Inferioris
07-24-2015, 09:52 PM
Well...

VelvetAIDS
07-24-2015, 10:46 PM
Well...

Yes, my child?

*snorts frankincense and myrrh*

BlueEyeLens
07-25-2015, 12:37 PM
Leave your grandmother out of this.

My grans isn't around anymore, even if she was, she'd flip you off.

Soooo, I'll do it for her...


,,,!,,

gunz
07-25-2015, 05:40 PM
What in the dear mother of god ......did I just read....

VelvetAIDS
07-25-2015, 06:00 PM
What in the dear mother of god ......did I just read....

*blushes*

Shangri-LIE
07-26-2015, 06:29 AM
VelvetAIDS - Will you PLEASE stop calling people "Child and "Kid"?!?!? You're not a noble old man yet who knows how to whittle sea parting staffs and get people to respect you just for the sheer fact that you have a white beard and wrinkled forehead just yet. lol - What are you, like only 24 or something? lol

Also, my reply to Penance Sentence. In poetry form.

You are full of so much gayness. Night Troll Alien. Please stop trying to shove your d-ic-k up my anus. Conspiracy? Seriously? Please get your tounge out of the blender. Please go see a shrink who will end your bender. You claim to have no gender but you're always asking for a rear ender.

Everyone else here are just pew sitters. Full of shit, throwing fits and screaming JUBLIATION! over all of it. Very few are actually interesting. Vain. Sarcastic. Nothing other than self ordained. Mundane. No shame. Just flapping tits at their master.

Suck my b-alls. Suck my cl-it and balls. Oh, Republic of Va-gina's. Weed culture. Weak vultures. Sit on my lap and let me ra-pe your veins. I've tapped into all of your brains. Neurophobes, I'll give you my affliction. I am a loathed addiction. So get your tongues off me. Or else I am going to make all of you bleed like from where your mothers spat you out.

Oh, Penance Sentence. What the fuck, man? You sound like two cats making furious love in a trash can. Please, say that you're not a jack-offer-in-the-box-office? Because I'm easily startled, and just might be harmful, if you're too quick to uncork my bottle.