This is for those of us who wish to share stories of sexcapade blunders, and fouls.
Explain a scenario of a time when you commited acts of "fornicative" malpractice, such as but not limited to..
- Accidently killing someone during a rough BDSM session.
- Passing out from drug use before letting the person you have caged in your "gonzo room" full of ferrets out.
- Waking up and finding out that you are the guy on "2 kids and a Sandbox" ect..
Well, I'll start it out. One time I had a girl assume the asswards position, and attempted to do a roller blading trick. I had a ramp built, and a rope attatched to the bumper of my friends car. The car took off at what seemed to be mach speed. I hit the ramp intending on plunging into her from behind. I was midair, hand smack high, and cock behold, gliding in slow motion when I realized something horrifying. My friend had hit her with his car. He was high. She spent weeks in recovery and eventually died. Don't get high before you get behind the wheel. This has been a PSA from the PresidentofWhatever.
Share your stories....