The Sex Accidents Thread

[YDG]

I guess I haven't really had many sex accidents, nothing that memorable anyway. Bashed heads a few times, almost fallen while trying to do it standing, hit my head on the ceiling of the car. Oh, and one time he went to cum in my mouth but it got in my eye hahaha that kinda sucked. But that's about it. I've gotten really bad rug burn on my left knee, and one time the thing you insert the seatbelt into rubbed away many layers of my skin on my right knee and I had a few scabs. This all left multiple scars. :/

[Method Man]

^ You like to shag in cars don't you.

[YDG]

I don't really like it, I'd really prefer not to do so as much as I do, but it's usually just about the only option. The guy I'm with works all day, and when he gets back at like one in the morning and comes over I can't have him in my room. And my mom is up all night so I can't sneak him in. My driveway goes into my backyard so he pulls his car into there, and that's usually where it ends up happening. :/

[Method Man]

maybe you could fold the back seats down, more room and less scars. Sorry if i'm going a little of topic.

Back to topic, I haven't had any bad accidents. But I have done the fallen out of bed and cutting my head open on the bed side table. I banged it right on the corner. and then her mum walked in. Luckily when her mum was in my girlfriend at the time never took her top off. So it wasn't too obvious, I think.

[Celiny-O]

Bashed heads a few times, almost fallen while trying to do it standing

I guess you and I are alike. :P

Oh, and one time he went to cum in my mouth but it got in my eye hahaha that kinda sucked. :/

Whilst I was giving my boyfriend a handjob he came in his own eye. It was hilarious...for me at least.

[Barbarella]

I once killed a man during sex. But it wasn't an accident. I meant to do it.

[secretsquirrely]

well my wife fell off of the bed once. She came sauntering over with that look in her eyes. she was all sexied up and starting to peel clothing off...then she went to sit and...KERPLOP, she missed by half a centimeter. There was crying, laughing, and owwing. Needless to say the modd was gone after that.

and wow that's really sad Presidentofwhatever :(

[The Empirical Guy]

Luckily when her mum was in my girlfriend

I had to read over this a couple of times before I understood what you meant.

[Procrastinator]

I clearly can't compete with the stories others have shared, but here goes anyway:

Leaving the details to your imagination, I'll just say that there was blood on the wall.


Oh, and one night, my (then) boyfriend and I had sex in the park, next to a fountain, which was cool. Someone walked by us and drank water, then went away, which was also cool. But when we started picking up our clothes, his were all in dog shit and he had to throw them away. Actually, I didn't take any of my clothes off, just a trouser leg. He always carried extra clothes with himself, even when there was no need to...

[Miss Lisa]

One time I was kind of cuddled on top of my boyfriend on the sofa... I felt myself slipping off so I put my elbow out to balance myself... well I still fell off and he got my elbow in his crotch. LOL.