The Sex Accidents Thread

[Holocaust_King]

One time my girlfriend asked me why I smelled like cotton candy.

I told her I went to the carnival.

Let's leave it at that.

[S.D.]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

This is the best response to any thread ever, so don't even try to do any better.

[Dv5]

I once killed a man during sex. But it wasn't an accident. I meant to do it.

Does your husband know about this? If not, I am worried about his safety. :s

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All entertaining responses. Miss Lisa, I've never had a cuddling accident, but yours is just so damn cute.

Other than that, I have one other sex accident that I've rarley talked about. One time I
was surrounded by a group of African men. They were painted with really dark body paint and clown suits made by FUBU. The smell of clown makeup, and cheeta fur made me sick, and as I was vomiting, I was forced to make love to a titless 4 foot tall aboriginie. I was caged until it gave birth. It turns out, the kid wasn't mine. It was some other fucks from a pride of Zebras.

[Emma]

One of my exes and are were having one of those made sex sessions, hard, rough, animal like. I was on, and when he came and withdrew he noticed the blood (I know) and said "Didn't realise you were that heavy". Then he noticed that the blood wasn't from me, but him. We'd been going at it so rough that he had split the skin that attaches his foreskin to his bell end. I honestly don't think I have seen that much blood before.

He survived, though we couldn't have sex for a few weeks.

Poor guy!

[AlcoholicArtist]

One of my exes and are were having one of those made sex sessions, hard, rough, animal like. I was on, and when he came and withdrew he noticed the blood (I know) and said "Didn't realise you were that heavy". Then he noticed that the blood wasn't from me, but him. We'd been going at it so rough that he had split the skin that attaches his foreskin to his bell end. I honestly don't think I have seen that much blood before.

He survived, though we couldn't have sex for a few weeks.

Poor guy!

I've herd that happen to other guys as well :| is it meant to happen??

[Emma]

Nope, not meant to, but it happens sometimes.

[Dv5]

Nope, not meant to, but it happens sometimes.

I've always been afraid of that happening. So, I usually just let/make a girl go down on me for around 20 minutes. Then I make her take off her pants, and finish up real quick doggy style at a pace that makes me cum but not enough to turn her on. It only takes 8 seconds or so. So, it isn't cruel.

[Celiny-O]

This isn't about sex, but Ben and I were making out on his bed and he was fingering me. I was naked.
He doesn't have curtains, he has blinds instead, so you can sort of see through the gaps.
His mum was outside the window starting up the chainsaw and she happened to see us, including the back of my naked body through the blinds.
It was pretty embarrassing since I'm quite self concious about my body, even if it was just my back and my ass.

[Emma]

Nope, not meant to, but it happens sometimes.

I've always been afraid of that happening. So, I usually just let/make a girl go down on me for around 20 minutes.

Like I say, it was angry, animal sex, the kind that starts as ripping off pants and fucking.

Then I make her take off her pants, and finish up real quick doggy style at a pace that makes me cum but not enough to turn her on. It only takes 8 seconds or so. So, it isn't cruel.

You're a bastard! ;-)

[Method Man]

Poor guy!

Yeah that happened to one of my mates at school. He came in to school a few days after it happened and said 'guys I have broken my banjo string'

I'm supprised your ex didn't notice. Apparently when he did it, he just jumped straight out of bed and went and cried in the toilet. Then phonned his mum who was a nurse and she took him home. Luckily another one of my friends had done it before so they could talk about it. But my other friend did it while he was wanking. lol!