Give someone a cuddle thread.

[The Empirical Guy]

Damn it S.D, I was thinking I should clarify that when I posted. I overjudged the maturity level here, it seems... =P

[S.D.]

Damn it S.D, I was thinking I should clarify that when I posted. I overjudged the maturity level here, it seems... =P

You overjudged the maturity level whilst in conversation with a small Internet dog?

I'm just saying is all...

[The Empirical Guy]

Well, I was thinking in dog years, so he should be 7 times the age of all of us, right? Of course my maturity has nothing to do with this.

[rararoxsox]

Try sporking, both at once.

Me, too...but only after a nice, hard fork, lol.

So, uh, hey...you wanna like...??

Was my spork not good enough? :(

[The Empirical Guy]

Was my spork not good enough? :(

Oh, I'm sorry. I completely failed to realize that was a spork, and took it for a regular fork. My bad. I'm sure your spork would be more than adequate.

[S.D.]

You queers are debating a plastic fork.

[rararoxsox]

You queers are debating a plastic fork.

Correction...it's a spork, not a fork.

And I'll have you know that my sporking is a great pleasure, to be enjoyed only by the best of company.

So you'll be dining alone, I'm afraid.

<3 you though!

[Funndeath]

Tantric hugs and cuddles for everyone *opens arms, come on, come on in guys.

Tantrik hugs? Those would be more like open legs. Which I don't mind.

rararoxsox, don't worry, I'll spork you. ;)

Uh, cuddles right? Ok, I'll try. *attempts to cuddle without groping anyone....breaks down and pats everyone on the bum, instead*

[S.D.]

You queers are debating a plastic fork.

Correction...it's a spork, not a fork.

And I'll have you know that my sporking is a great pleasure, to be enjoyed only by the best of company.

You're comparing yourself to a plastic fork.

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Fucking haha, I am cool, you're not so cool!

*Runs out of thread*
*Runs back in, cuddles crippled_plaything*
*Laughs at people vomiting*
*Runs out again*

And look at this handsome son of a bitch!

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[rararoxsox]

You're comparing yourself to a plastic fork.

[center:2enmlcwd]L.O.S.E.R.[/center:2enmlcwd]

Fucking haha, I am cool, you're not so cool!

LOL

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