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Thread: My wet dream...

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    Default My wet dream...

    is non existent. I've never had one and yes, I'm aware of what this fascinating experience is all about.

    I just never woke up with a wet/crusty spot around my junk, ever. Perhaps I'm not even a human male after all?

    Pseudo docs and med school drop outs, fill me in on my inadequacy. I'm a man in crisis.

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    I'M ANGRY spaceSuicide's Avatar
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    I'm a male and often sexually charged quite a bit and...

    I have had no wet dream in my life.

    I'm A Class Act

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    We may have to start questioning our manhood. This is simply unacceptable.

    I imagine it to be similar to never having your period. Ladies,your thoughts?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 大切なみんな、許して View Post
    Pseudo docs and med school drop outs, fill me in on my inadequacy. I'm a man in crisis.
    There's your problem, you're a full-grown chap. Only underling fellows get the sex-mess at bedtime.

    I was always more pissed off than embarassed or curious if I splattered a load during sleep, mainly because if I am going to make a deposit, I'd prefer to consciously enjoy it. What's the fun of wetting your leg if you can't remember anything?
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    You make a great point S.D.

    I'm afraid I'm too late in the game for this one. What went wrong???

    perhaps dreaming about bunnies! rather than Kimberly from the power rangers was my error.



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    Last edited by 大切なみんな、許して; 07-01-2010 at 06:13 PM.

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    I always wanted one. I would pray to God asking for one, but he always hung up on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.D. View Post
    I was always more pissed off than embarassed or curious if I splattered a load during sleep, mainly because if I am going to make a deposit, I'd prefer to consciously enjoy it. What's the fun of wetting your leg if you can't remember anything?
    When I was a wee lad, I once had a wet dream where I woke up about half a second before I blew my load. Shit was so cash, man.

    But yeah, if you're grown up I don't think it's meant to happen, even if you're not getting any or jerking off. Your hormones are too settled for it. To be honest, you're not missing much.
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