Lady Gaga V2.0

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[ThreeEyedGod]

Dear fucking god in hell

[Mi-CroMartie]

Gaga's ass look a bit wrinkly from scratching itches or what?

[Homeostasis]

Awww... I'd actually feel bad if I weren't so disgusted. My god. It looks like a 50-year old's ass. And I have no idea how I know that. I just do, somehow, I think.

[21Faces]

What we seem to be observing here, for the benefit of those present who have evidently not yet encountered intimate female anatomy firsthand, is a skin change called "cellulite" which is exceedingly common in most women after puberty. The degree of the skin condition is influenced by both genetic and lifestyle factors- for example stress (like maybe the stress that comes with a sold-out world tour) or excessive dieting (like the sort of dieting necessary to stay in the peak physical condition required to literally sing and dance for hours on end while running around the world night after night). The hormonal changes that accompany menstruation (more on that later) can also affect the degree of cellulite development.

To reiterate, cellulite is very common- even among otherwise athletic or in-shape women with excellent figures- actresses, models, etc. The photo-editing technique known as "airbrushing" is responsible for concealing this trait in most photographs of models, actresses, and other female performers. However, it is still easily visible in many candid photographs as evidenced by the very classy guys in this thread whom I have every confidence are attractive enough in their own rights to bed all the beautiful women they wish to when they aren't slinging derision at the superficial blemishes of famous women on the internet.

[ThreeEyedGod]

^ or maybe she just has a nasty ass?

Some asses have cellulite and are still fine: others are not.

Is anyone here being "classy" when discussing Lady Gaga's ASS?

" I want to eat her/fuck her ass"

" eww, look at that nasty ass?"

The woman bares and constantly flaunts her ass: thy will be talked about and discussed in public opinion.

[Sans Agendum]

What we seem to be observing here, for the benefit of those present who have evidently not yet encountered intimate female anatomy firsthand, is a skin change called "cellulite" which is exceedingly common in most women after puberty. The degree of the skin condition is influenced by both genetic and lifestyle factors- for example stress (like maybe the stress that comes with a sold-out world tour) or excessive dieting (like the sort of dieting necessary to stay in the peak physical condition required to literally sing and dance for hours on end while running around the world night after night). The hormonal changes that accompany menstruation (more on that later) can also affect the degree of cellulite development.

To reiterate, cellulite is very common- even among otherwise athletic or in-shape women with excellent figures- actresses, models, etc. The photo-editing technique known as "airbrushing" is responsible for concealing this trait in most photographs of models, actresses, and other female performers. However, it is still easily visible in many candid photographs as evidenced by the very classy guys in this thread whom I have every confidence are attractive enough in their own rights to bed all the beautiful women they wish to when they aren't slinging derision at the superficial blemishes of famous women on the internet.

Thankyou for the biology lesson, but Lady Gaga has an amazing ass and I was just adding visual examples of it's magnificence. End of discussion. Stop being so defensive and paranoid.

[Lucille]

I don't know, I saw her ass up close (granted it was like 4 years ago) and it was perfection.

[PostHuman98]

I had the chance to see Lady Gaga twice during her Fame Monster tour. Each time was great. I truly enjoyed her live show. It was like a mix of Madonna, David Bowie, and Marilyn Manson all combined into a single spectacle. I will definitely be going to her next tour when she comes around again. Just sucks US won't be getting any dates till early 2013.

As for her albums...The Fame is enjoyable for the most part although the tracks are either really fun or kind of annoying. The Fame Monster's my favorite album. Every song is great and the EP flows incredibly well from beginning to end. Born This Way got very old very quickly. I listened to the album for a grand total of one week before I grew tired and completely stopped listening to it. I really liked Government Hooker, Electric Chapel, and Heavy Metal Lover...and that's about it. I was a little disappointed with most of the tracks because I was kind of hoping judging from her awesome preview of You and I back in 2010 that she'd go for a more classic rock approach. Oh well, hopefully her next album will be better.

As for those ass pictures up above: Say what you will, nasty bottom or not, I'd still hit that. Be honest, most of you would.

[21Faces]

^I'm actually glad there won't be any dates 'till 2013, it will give me time to plan and save! I do agree Fame Monster > Fame, but I also really like Born This Way. I had Judas on constant replay as soon as the single dropped, so by the time I had the album I needed a break from that. At first Government Hooker was my favorite hands down, but now I love Marry the Night, Sheisse, Judas, Heavy Metal Lover, and Edge of Glory. Everything else is good, Hair is my only skip.