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Thread: Socialising & Finding Romance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreeEyedGod View Post
    I agree with the common sentiment here: look for a girlfriend and find only trouble. Just go out and plant your seeds until something blossoms naturally.
    What I think TEG is saying here, is that you need to go out and fuck an endless supply of hookers bareback until you knock a few up like the rest of us have. Keep the lineage going and all that business.

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    All up in yer picture box KnaveMurdok's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by slappyDUMMY View Post
    It also helps if you have a chocolate dick that ejaculates money when you watch romantic comedies.
    muthafukin' SCORE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarOwl View Post
    What I think TEG is saying here, is that you need to go out and fuck an endless supply of hookers bareback until you knock a few up like the rest of us have. Keep the lineage going and all that business.

    I agree with both you and TEG.

    Look kid. If you're looking for a girlfriend, you'll probably fuck it up. It'll just happen out of the blue. I know that is cliche. Plus being in a relationship isn't all it is cracked up to be. In most cases, it feels great for a while, and you fuck eachother silly for several months, and then it is just like having a siamese twin that you can't stand after a while.
    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM


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    Order a Roxxxy. She can talk about whatever you program her to talk about.

    Last edited by Method Man; 11-28-2010 at 05:33 AM.

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    ^ Might be your best bet...

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    Now I want a foxy Roxxxy.

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    *insert witty, semi-serious response here*
    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slappyDUMMY View Post
    It also helps if you have a chocolate dick that ejaculates money when you watch romantic comedies.
    Having had my heart completely fucking trampled over the last few years, I'd say that sounds about right.

    Pretty much any time I follow up on an old flame these days and check 'em out on FB or something they almost ALWAYS seem to have settled for some absolutely repulsive douchebag pussy of a guy who -- surprise! -- happens to have a bit of money, too.

    I'm sure they're friendly enough and I know the economy's bad right now and everything but it's still pretty fucking gross and disheartening.

    Not that ALL women are whores.

    And I'm certainly not bitter, of course.

    >.>

    <.<

    Ha.

    Anyway, um...good luck with that, lol.

    :P


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazekiah View Post
    Pretty much any time I follow up on an old flame these days and check 'em out on FB or something they almost ALWAYS seem to have settled for some absolutely repulsive douchebag pussy of a guy who -- surprise! -- happens to have a bit of money, too.

    I'm sure they're friendly enough and I know the economy's bad right now and everything but it's still pretty fucking gross and disheartening.

    Not that ALL women are whores.

    Ha. Once or twice, I've had my ex inform me that he's terrified but half-expecting me to marry some asshole in the future. I felt like responding, "I spent a few years with you, didn't I? I'm not going to repeat that mistake twice." and in hindsight, I wish I had. It's funny what us womenz put up with, eh?

    Though by god, I'll die a spinster surrounded by cats and dolls and I will have intense conversations with every single one of them before I ever consider marrying a guy just because he's a rich fuck.

    And certainly not ALL women are whores. Certainly not Australian women. ;)
    Last edited by ShelfLife; 11-29-2010 at 04:20 PM.

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    Go to a club, get drunk, and start thrusting at girls.

    I'm kidding, that's a terrible way to introduce yourself to anyone. Do go to clubs, though, just go out as much as possible with a group of friends and see what happens. If you see a girl you like, why not go over and talk to her, maybe offer to buy her a drink if it's going well. Think of how you're presenting yourself, you obviously want to look presentable, take care of yourself, but you also want to come across confident and charismatic. Watch Hugh Grant films for inspiration in this area.
    I wouldn't say to come up with a routine, but it might be a good idea to have some topics you might want to talk about when you're meeting someone for the first time so you're not scrambling to think of something on the spot. Try and ask her questions so you're not just talking about yourself the whole time, because that's just boring.
    Then, to contradict myself entirely, try not to think about it too much. Just relax, if you talk to a girl and it's not working, leave it, think of it as experience and confidence building and move onto the next one. It's unlikely you'll find someone perfect right away, it's a cliche and it's no comfort, but it does take time, just don't tie yourself down in the meantime with someone you're not that interested just for the sake of having a girlfriend.

    Sorry for the patronising speech, hope this helps and good luck.

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