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I wanna hear the worst, funniest, most pathetic or just downright weird pick up lines you have ever heard or, in fact, used. I'm gonna get the ball rolling with something that could be hard to top. Now, I know a guy who once got propositioned by a woman who asked if he would like to "smash" her, but my award for the most hilarious line goes to this story.
I was working doing sound in a local pub, and was packing up after a show. The band was hanging around chatting to people, and there was this young girl there, I don't even know if she was legal, but she was in full groupie mode and had it bad for the guys in the band. They asked her if she wanted to come back to their motel room. Her response?
"I'm on the rag right now, but you can cut sick in my shitter any time."
Brings a smile to my face.
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