Analingus

[ShelfLife]

Oh Favenris's note of why, please, let's continue with that. Because for me, the question is not so much would you/wouldn't you, but why you would in the first place.

It seems to me that a lot of males seem really enjoy giving oral sex to girls, and will fantasise about doing so. Whilst I myself am not opposed to giving oral, it's not something I actively fantasise over. So boys, do explain - what's the appeal?

[Emma]

Imust be pretty weird as a woman - or rather had better sexual experiences because I love giving as well as receiving.

[ShelfLife]

^Nah, I think I just like being spoiled in the bedroom. :P

That, or being tied up and flogged to within an inch of my life.

[Dysmorphia]

Imust be pretty weird as a woman - or rather had better sexual experiences because I love giving as well as receiving.

I must be weird too.
:)

[Lucille]

I've actually orgasmed while giving head before, clothes fully on, and nothing touching me down there. The power of the mind, eh? :D

[Shangri-LIE]

To answer Shelflife: I've learned that the more you pre-fuck someone, then the fucking will be much hotter than just slipping a penis into a wet slot and driviling cold semen into an unhappy taco salad. There's nothing orgasmic about just sandwiching your duffle bag betwixt a womans deposit box and groaning like a retarded chimp for a few minutes as she stares blankley at a badly painted ceiling. Now, if you take the time, as an alpha god to prime the pinkery before sticking your super soaker into her slip n slide, then the climax will be nothing but dangerously similar to a stroke for both partners.

[The Empirical Guy]

I've actually orgasmed while giving head before

I have been on the reverse of this situation, though I should point out to everyone it wasn't with Lucille.

To answer Shelflife: I've learned that the more you pre-fuck someone, then the fucking will be much hotter than just slipping a penis into a wet slot and driviling cold semen into an unhappy taco salad. There's nothing orgasmic about just sandwiching your duffle bag betwixt a womans deposit box and groaning like a retarded chimp for a few minutes as she stares blankley at a badly painted ceiling. Now, if you take the time, as an alpha god to prime the pinkery before sticking your super soaker into her slip n slide, then the climax will be nothing but dangerously similar to a stroke for both partners.

Such eloquence, such truth.

[CellarOwl]

Fucking isn't as intimate.

[Lucille]

To answer Shelflife: I've learned that the more you pre-fuck someone, then the fucking will be much hotter than just slipping a penis into a wet slot and driviling cold semen into an unhappy taco salad. There's nothing orgasmic about just sandwiching your duffle bag betwixt a womans deposit box and groaning like a retarded chimp for a few minutes as she stares blankley at a badly painted ceiling. Now, if you take the time, as an alpha god to prime the pinkery before sticking your super soaker into her slip n slide, then the climax will be nothing but dangerously similar to a stroke for both partners.

This needs to be published somewhere in print. Hahaha

I have been on the reverse of this situation, though I should point out to everyone it wasn't with Lucille.

Don't listen to him everyone, it's just what he wants you to think.

[ShelfLife]

Fucking isn't as intimate.

Wanna bet? Being face-to-face with someone, whether they're pounding into me or I'm riding them, watching the myriad of expressions they pull, and kissing them obsessively...yeah, I would happily spend all my waking hours fucking if I didn't have to worry about muscle cramps.

Oh, or all the other things that life involves, like eating or talking to family members.