I know a lot of people on here have some dark thoughts. What are some of the evil, bizarre, and morbid thoughts that go on through your head that you don't talk about that much? Just let it out. I suffer from an array of mental and sexual dysfunctions that most people wouldn't wish on their worst enemy, so I'll start.
- I sometimes want to lift the shirt up of a random woman on a bus, give her raspberries, and then run off.
- Sometimes I daydream about memorizing a persons daily walking patterns, and then chasing people down the street to tickle them throught the day in random parts of the neighborhood.
- I fantasize about my hot girlfriend being taken from me by an alpha male who beats me up on a regular basis as she laughs at me.
- I sometimes want to rob poor people because something good will happen to them if they are taken advantage of. It's karma.
-I've always wanted to become a train conductor so that I could pull the train horn going through small mountain towns to awaken the mutants that inhabit the backwoods.
- I sometimes daydream staring into milk swirls in my coffee or tea. Sometimes I see the other side. It's beautiful. It's like drinking Heaven.