History sucks

[Dirge Inferno]

What is your fucking problem? I came here discussing The History Channel, not for people like you to troll me.

[Dv5]

Here's what I think. Ok? I think that they should have a show on History where dinosaurs are draped with parkas bearing Swastikas, mythological gods riding astride them with heavy artillery, and aliens who try to annihilate them. Here's the catch. The dinosaurs are too big and the gods are way too powerful. Not to mention that they have machine guns and the aliens just have laser beams. That's when the plot takes a twist. It turns out that the aliens are from the future, meaning they can just leave the past and wind up back in present day out of harms way. But that's not all my friends. The nazi dinosaur riding gods also have time machines, so humanity just gets stuck between this colossal battle between Nazi dinosaur riding gods and aliens. What happens next? Only time will tell. Only time will tell.

[Whisky And Speed]

Nat Geo is much more interesting, TBH.

[Celebrity Killing Spree]

What about Pawn Stars? That's quality television!

Seriously, History Channel used to, at least, somewhat have something to do with actual history. Now it's all fucking aliens!!! "Aliens travelled light years across the galaxy to teach ancient man how to pile rocks together but not anything useful like the haber process, the germ theory of disease or any practical information about our own solar system or that there are better place to live than the fucking desert. We're History Channel, ladies and gentlemen!"

[The Empirical Guy]

Here's what I think. Ok? I think that they should have a show on History where dinosaurs are draped with parkas bearing Swastikas, mythological gods riding astride them with heavy artillery, and aliens who try to annihilate them. Here's the catch. The dinosaurs are too big and the gods are way too powerful. Not to mention that they have machine guns and the aliens just have laser beams. That's when the plot takes a twist. It turns out that the aliens are from the future, meaning they can just leave the past and wind up back in present day out of harms way. But that's not all my friends. The nazi dinosaur riding gods also have time machines, so humanity just gets stuck between this colossal battle between Nazi dinosaur riding gods and aliens. What happens next? Only time will tell. Only time will tell.

Do you perchance remember Dino Riders? I was so into this as a kid.

[Mi-CroMartie]

yeah well, I fucking love ANYTHING WW II or Nazi stuff. Even this documentary repeats itself over and over again: My fave Luftwaffe planes!!

[Dirge Inferno]

Lol, they just had a show on called "Going Medieval" but then switched on to UFO Hunters. After that all they're having on is shit about WWII and a repeat of the Going Medieval episode. Did they ever actually have stuff on about history and not just conspiracy theories with WWII crap?

[Dv5]

I think The History Channel is telling us that there is going to be a massive ufo invasion on August 26th. Hollywood predicts the future. I have no idea why I think that, but I am pretty sure that the network is using temporal illusions on people.

Edit - And yes, I remember dino riders. lol. I actually used to collect dinosaur toys and put makeshift armor and weaponry on them. :)