Quick, Talk About MixMastahTee In The Five Minutes He's Not Online Each Day

[Ulysses Black]

MMT is a tiny piece of turd hanging from the asshole of a Catahoula Cur with mange and late stage parvovirus that has dysentery and now it's shitting and pissing all over the place, now it's fucking bleeding out of it's nose, mouth, anus and tear ducts much like the symptoms of ebola hemorrhagic fever....then this poor fucking dog infects 9 other dogs and then runs out into the middle of the street and gets ran over by a 64,000 lbs 2007 Peterbilt 357 dump truck with a Caterpillar C13 engine.

Now there is fucking parvovirus infused blood, guts, piss and shit everywhere....even in the fucking tire tread, then 18 more dogs come by and start eating and licking the blood, guts, piss and shit and now they get infected with the parvovirus and then they infect 27 more, and those 27 infect 36 and so on and so on and so on until between 900,000 and 1,800,000 dogs are infected.

Then the fucking virus starts to mutate and now not only becomes airborne but now it has the ability to cross-species and this causes the CDC to release a world-wide alert which causes the United States and other countries around world to shut their borders and enact martial law on it's terrified citizens which they quarantine indefinitely.....

And then, finally, a brave man whom we'll call Mr. Z realizes the source of this virus of society has not been a pathogen one billionth our size.....no. It has been MixMastahTee all along.

Mr. Z gets into his vehicle and drives around until finding MMT in a small apartment with a female companion....Mr. Z then proceeds to perform a crude make-shift hysterectomy on the girl with a Trucker's Friend/All Purpose Tool to ensure that in the event of any intercourse (doubt it) had taken place between her and MMT that no offspring would escape.

After charring her uterus in an ash-tray with an M2 flamethrower Mr. Z quickly wraps MMT in a Burlap sack with a dog, monkey and a snake.....ties the top tightly and tosses this bag into the nearest river.

Martial law was lifted, quarantine was called off, and the world was safe once again.

Mr. Z was considered a hero of the world and award the metal of honor, valor, and even the Navy Cross.

The End

[ThreeEyedGod]

Drunk MMT is better than the sober one, no talks about my grammar, thought coherency and the works....... I think that the heavy drunk version is much less boring, what do you think?

I think you might be due for a thread of your own

[Whisky And Speed]

I think you might be due for a thread of your own

Um, I don't think so, nothing special nor shocking, just an ordinary member.

[AssetReign]

^ Don't sell yourself short, Whisky. There is nothing "ordinary" about you.

[Christina]

MMT is a tiny piece of turd hanging from the asshole of a Catahoula Cur with mange and late stage parvovirus that has dysentery and now it's shitting and pissing all over the place, now it's fucking bleeding out of it's nose, mouth, anus and tear ducts much like the symptoms of ebola hemorrhagic fever....then this poor fucking dog infects 9 other dogs and then runs out into the middle of the street and gets ran over by a 64,000 lbs 2007 Peterbilt 357 dump truck with a Caterpillar C13 engine.

Now there is fucking parvovirus infused blood, guts, piss and shit everywhere....even in the fucking tire tread, then 18 more dogs come by and start eating and licking the blood, guts, piss and shit and now they get infected with the parvovirus and then they infect 27 more, and those 27 infect 36 and so on and so on and so on until between 900,000 and 1,800,000 dogs are infected.

Then the fucking virus starts to mutate and now not only becomes airborne but now it has the ability to cross-species and this causes the CDC to release a world-wide alert which causes the United States and other countries around world to shut their borders and enact martial law on it's terrified citizens which they quarantine indefinitely.....

And then, finally, a brave man whom we'll call Mr. Z realizes the source of this virus of society has not been a pathogen one billionth our size.....no. It has been MixMastahTee all along.

Mr. Z gets into his vehicle and drives around until finding MMT in a small apartment with a female companion....Mr. Z then proceeds to perform a crude make-shift hysterectomy on the girl with a Trucker's Friend/All Purpose Tool to ensure that in the event of any intercourse (doubt it) had taken place between her and MMT that no offspring would escape.

After charring her uterus in an ash-tray with an M2 flamethrower Mr. Z quickly wraps MMT in a Burlap sack with a dog, monkey and a snake.....ties the top tightly and tosses this bag into the nearest river.

Martial law was lifted, quarantine was called off, and the world was safe once again.

Mr. Z was considered a hero of the world and award the metal of honor, valor, and even the Navy Cross.

The End

I've never had that much thought about someone on the Internet.

EDIT: My 666th post! This post is so gawth!

[FeedYourHead]

This is how I imagine it would be to "hang out" with mmt in real life, during the two minutes he stepped away from his computer to get more vodka.

[iggy]

This fucking hat. This fucking god damn fucking hat.Whenever you see me raging at MMT, it's because of this fucking hat. I hate you so much.

[FeedYourHead]

RIP glasses.

[AssetReign]

lol Is that electrical tape? And why does anyone wear a hat inside their own house?

[MisanthroPope]

Why is he wearing a Mercury Cougar hat?

MMT is an entertaining guy. You don't have to agree with his posts to enjoy them.