MMT is a tiny piece of turd hanging from the asshole of a Catahoula Cur with mange and late stage parvovirus that has dysentery and now it's shitting and pissing all over the place, now it's fucking bleeding out of it's nose, mouth, anus and tear ducts much like the symptoms of ebola hemorrhagic fever....then this poor fucking dog infects 9 other dogs and then runs out into the middle of the street and gets ran over by a 64,000 lbs 2007 Peterbilt 357 dump truck with a Caterpillar C13 engine.
Now there is fucking parvovirus infused blood, guts, piss and shit everywhere....even in the fucking tire tread, then 18 more dogs come by and start eating and licking the blood, guts, piss and shit and now they get infected with the parvovirus and then they infect 27 more, and those 27 infect 36 and so on and so on and so on until between 900,000 and 1,800,000 dogs are infected.
Then the fucking virus starts to mutate and now not only becomes airborne but now it has the ability to cross-species and this causes the CDC to release a world-wide alert which causes the United States and other countries around world to shut their borders and enact martial law on it's terrified citizens which they quarantine indefinitely.....
And then, finally, a brave man whom we'll call Mr. Z realizes the source of this virus of society has not been a pathogen one billionth our size.....no. It has been MixMastahTee all along.
Mr. Z gets into his vehicle and drives around until finding MMT in a small apartment with a female companion....Mr. Z then proceeds to perform a crude make-shift hysterectomy on the girl with a Trucker's Friend/All Purpose Tool to ensure that in the event of any intercourse (doubt it) had taken place between her and MMT that no offspring would escape.
After charring her uterus in an ash-tray with an M2 flamethrower Mr. Z quickly wraps MMT in a Burlap sack with a dog, monkey and a snake.....ties the top tightly and tosses this bag into the nearest river.
Martial law was lifted, quarantine was called off, and the world was safe once again.
Mr. Z was considered a hero of the world and award the metal of honor, valor, and even the Navy Cross.