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Thread: "Wanna Fight? Wanna Fuck?"

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    http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-cl...u-fk-or-fight/

    Locked in a room with oneself, dichotomies, multiple personalities...Manson surely is singing about fucking his clone, as inspired by this article, in the song "Lay Down Your God Damn Arms." :p

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    I know beyond the shadow of any doubt that my clone would totally be up for fucking itself...myself...what??

    Oh wait, let me find an appropriate animated gif! one sec..

    Here we go:

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    Quote Originally Posted by petticoat View Post
    I know beyond the shadow of any doubt that my clone would totally be up for fucking itself...myself...what??

    Oh wait, let me find an appropriate animated gif! one sec..

    Here we go:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...marilynxzx.gif
    In all seriousness, no one could fuck you like YOU could fuck you. You wouldn't have to talk even, you'd already know everything you'd want. Besides, it couldn't be called cheating if you're in a relationship; it's just glorified masturbation!
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    Next time someone tells me to go fuck myself, I'll think of this and be all like:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kleiner352 View Post
    In all seriousness, no one could fuck you like YOU could fuck you. You wouldn't have to talk even, you'd already know everything you'd want. Besides, it couldn't be called cheating if you're in a relationship; it's just glorified masturbation!
    Everyone always says that but it's flawed because what I want when I fuck someone is a chick. If it were a female version of myself then sure, but a straight (haha) up clone... I'd just be looking at myself saying "sorry man, no pussy here."
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    Good ol' Dan oBrian from Cracked :)
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    You know, I'd absolutely love to see Manson write an article for Cracked. He's been getting in with the comedy crowd lately, and he's no stranger to journalism. They've had Mike from MST3K write a guest article, so I don't see how/why Manson would be so far-fetched. We must get on this!!

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    It's funny to wake up to this thread because last night I had a dream where I was in prison with nothing but clones of myself, there were cell orgies going on. When I woke up...my pants were soaked. :( - Not cool. Not cool.
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    Wow, what a mind bending article. I haven't read anything this interestingly deep since Manson's book, really (and I do read a lot).

    I think a lot of people would just be shy of themselves, then realize fairly quickly there is nothing to fear. What happens after that would depend on the persons mood and emotional state from the situation.

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