I don't think it's possible for me to ever be that drunk or high; my will to stress is just too great
I don't think it's possible for me to ever be that drunk or high; my will to stress is just too great
I can't afford to be too drunk or too high. I leave that up to my employer. One of us has to be sober.
Giving way too many fucks tonight. Got too much on my mind. Hoping my new bottle of this awesome drink will cure that by midnight.
Nah, it's more like Drambuie or something similar, I suppose.
Flavored brands of any liquor are way too sweet. Anything more than a sip, and it feels like you're drinking straight sugar. No thanks. Toss over a decent bottle of bourbon, forget the glass, and turn up the Tom Waits. We'll see just how far into not giving a fuck we can get.
If God Were Suddenly Condemned To Live The Life Which He HasInflicted Upon Men, He Would Kill Himself.Alexandre Dumas Père
12 dollar cask of 4 litre wine all the way!
"'cause I've got one hand in my pocket,
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign"
Close my eyes just to look at you.
I am crunk! Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!
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