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    Default Come up with or share clever insults without profanity

    "Somewhere out there, there's a tree whose single purpose on Earth is to replace the oxygen that you waste. Go find it and apologize."

    "I envy everyone you have never met."

    "I can only explain it to you.. I can't understand it for you."

    "Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit."

    "If yourr brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off."
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    Your mother is so stupid, she gets hit by parked cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.D. View Post
    Your mother is so stupid, she gets hit by parked cars.
    I am no mother, but I've uh, got hit by parked cars. I remember the days as a child, while riding my bike, no hands on the handle bars, looking around or up at the sky, and then BAM! More than once. As a matter of fact, it was somewhat frequent.

    *Note - I always wanted to, but never did learn how to ride a unicycle or juggle. I've tried both. I'm good at throwing around and catching balls as well as having great balance, but those two things I've never been able to do. I wanted to be able to do both at the same time. I love "magic", but I fail. Like I do at almost everything.
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    "Your mother was great last night. When she left, she looked like a mummy cocooned encased in 30 loads of crotch spumoni."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    "Somewhere out there, there's a tree whose single purpose on Earth is to replace the oxygen that you waste. Go find it and apologize."

    "I envy everyone you have never met."

    "I can only explain it to you.. I can't understand it for you."

    "Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit."

    "If yourr brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off."
    These are all awesome XD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReversedHate View Post
    These are all awesome XD.
    They are. Thank you.

    :)
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    "You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense. " :D

    "I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery" :D

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