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    I am a mongeloid. (Among no one)

    Seriously. First time listening that's what I heard.
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    Don't tell me what to do.

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    Haters call me bitch, call me faggot, call me whitey

    I always thought and still think it would be better as
    Haters call me bitch, call me faggot, call me whiny

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    I also thought that it was whitey because it was some sort of tongue-of-check reference to the Irresponsible Hate Anthem's chorus. Oh, and I almost thought that I misheard it for a moment. I checked just to be sure. That was my mistake right there.

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    Fuck me 'til we know what to say in our pain
    (Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
    And we'll paint)

    It's not rain, you rapist werewolves
    It's gotta be some down on you
    (It's not rain, you rapist werewolves
    It's God pissing down on you)

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    From "Putting Holes in Happiness", the line, 'She had dirty word witchcraft...'

    At first listen, it sounded to me like, 'Jack Tunney word witchcraft...' When I was little, I was a big wrestling fan and Jack Tunney was the on-screen president of the WWF, now the WWE. But I can still hear Jack Tunney when I listen to it. Next example isn't a 'misheard' lyric, just a goofy one. The first line of the chorus for "Spade", I always like to jokingly sing, "You drained my heart, David Spade..."

    So much so, that a friend of mine can't hear that song now without thinking of David Spade :p

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    From The Nobodies: You should have seen the raiders that day!

    When that lyric from The Nobodies was actually: You should have seen the ratings that day!

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    From The Dope Show: They love you, when you're under the covers. When you're not, and they love, another.

    Actual lyric: Just replace the word "under" with the words "all on".
    Last edited by Halo Infinity; 03-24-2014 at 07:17 AM.

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    From the Beautiful People (The very first time I heard it): You're living apes so methodically!

    When, in all actuality, it was: If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean!
    "When We're Dead They'll Know Just Who We Are"

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    From Deformography: It leaves me jacking off!

    Actual lyric: It leaves me jagged holes!

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    This is actually a misheard sample. I've kept mishearing it until I looked it up on Google, and found this URL.

    http://www.nachtkabarett.com/Marilyn...ckwardsMasking

    From My Monkey: Sanity is a word of God.

    Actual words: Sanity is a little box.

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