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    I know.
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    Reminders of profound stupidity on a magnitude that would even make the the USGS go "Uh, okay. Well, enjoy your day. Grab some scotch, smoke a joint and/or a cigarette and either hold someone you love or kiss your own asses goodbye.".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    Reminders of profound stupidity on a magnitude that would even make the the USGS go "Uh, okay. Well, enjoy your day. Grab some scotch, smoke a joint and/or a cigarette and either hold someone you love or kiss your own asses goodbye.".
    Actually, if it was that big a magnitude, it would probably make the USGS explode into nerd-citement first of all. BECAUSE OMG AMAZING GEOLOGICAL MOVEMENT, possibly followed by confusion given the lack of connectivity between human action and that sort of plate motion.
    Quid ignorantia sit multi ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    Actually, if it was that big a magnitude, it would probably make the USGS explode into nerd-citement first of all. BECAUSE OMG AMAZING GEOLOGICAL MOVEMENT, possibly followed by confusion given the lack of connectivity between human action and that sort of plate motion.
    I always wanted to be a seismologist. Then I became the victim of my own unforeseen consequences and misfortunes that, boy, did I not see coming. I exploded into social-media-makes me-squint-too-hard-citement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    I always wanted to be a seismologist. Then I became the victim of my own unforeseen consequences and misfortunes that, boy, did I not see coming. I exploded into social-media-makes me-squint-too-hard-citement.
    Don't be the victim then. And unhand the social media. Chill.

    And to keep on topic: I hate that it is still 111F and it is 10pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    Don't be the victim then. And unhand the social media. Chill.

    And to keep on topic: I hate that it is still 111F and it is 10pm.
    THAT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS! OH MY GOD! No, seriously. Frogs brains and streets are melting. Move.

    Yeah, social media literally is a gutter think tank for the most part. Especially whenever it comes to politics, science and senseless crimes. All of which, for the most part, many don't have a full grasp on. So, I just have been sitting back and laughing at cognitive dissonance and the opinions of people who have a DPhil in what they think and only what they think. They also earned those degrees without even needing to attend any classes in higher education! lol
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    I. Fucking. Hate. Living. Here.

    I wake up and it's cold. I go outside and it's freezing. My car in Covered in ice. Scraping it off makes me late. I'm late. My car decided to once again give me another thing to fucking worry about, as it's once again overheating. In 18 degree weather. January has been the WORST month so far. Great way to start the year. 2nd day in February and it already sucks.

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    That polls show GEORGE W.FUCKING BUSH at a 51% approval rating among amnesic DEMOCRATS now that Trump is in office "coz Trump = Bad.". Don't get me wrong, he's completely incompetent. But Dubya is apparently now a voice of reason? The man is a monster. He's a total buffoon that, for one, expanded domestic surveillance programs. He started two wars under false pretenses (one of which was illegal) that expanded into 9 other occupations that led to the rise and spread of ISIS due to the power vacuum in the countries we've destroyed. *Cough - I mean liberated. He's a war criminal who crashed the economy. He literally voided the 4th amendment allowing warrantless searches and seizures and asset forfeiture. How is he seen now as a "good guy" now "coz Trump"?
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    Ironing Shirts. The more you try to get rid of wrinkles, the more creases you make. Amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    confusion given the lack of connectivity between human action and that sort of plate motion.
    I want to formulate some sort of fat joke about Shangs' mom at a Chinese buffet and the never before seen intensity of 'plate motion' she had going on, but uhhh... I frankly can't figure out a structure for it that's not super clunky and bad but I found my premise funny enough that I didn't want to bypass the joke and waste it.

    This is a big problem of mine tbh. I'm very self critical when it comes to jokes I make. I try to avoid making the super obvious that everybody else would make in a situation. A not insignificant number of jokes I make result in a deep shame and self judgment if I feel they're not up to snuff. This sort of complex results in seeing funny premises throughout life and trying to think of a good way to frame it while avoiding the obvious angles of attack. But we're all human so sometimes I just go for the straight-forward crowd-pleaser joke and it seems like the number of people laughing at the joke is directly proportional to how dirty I feel about it afterwards. The opposite side of a coin is analyzing something and not being able to figure out a way to go about the joke that you feel good with until eventually the timing is gone or you just stop finding it funny because the spontaneity is gone and it's just turning into a pre-prepared joke - which is the worst.

    Generally my favorite jokes are the ones at which the only person laughing is myself. So like with every other element of life, I'd got this weird Jekyll and Hyde directly contradictory paradox shit going on where I find myself goddamn hilarious to a massive fault while also thinking my jokes are fucking garbage. I know egomania and self-loathing often find themselves strange bedfellows in many people and it's not some unique trait of mine, but that doesn't make it any less confusing in terms of introspection. Particularly introspection with the hopeful but always fruitless goal of repairing some of these knocking rods and low oil.

    Like, how do you even go about really changing a fundamental aspect of your personality and being? Noticing it and acknowledging it is the easy part, everybody does that. And changing your outward behavior is relatively straight-forward, but how do you get to the root of the issue and actually fix the fundamental broken cogs and gears inside your head? Did I accidentally skip this class in high school or something? Or is the best we can hope for a shoddy cosmetic cover-up where we pretend to be a person who isn't shit for long enough that we just start to actually absorb those behaviors and just happen to consequentially and subconsciously mold ourselves into this weird automaton we created based on what we think is the desirable way to act? Humans are social animals so of course we are all the sum of our experiences and interactions, but at what level do we really steer our own ship?

    Is there anything so deeply hardwired in the human psyche that no amount of mental effort can affect meaningful change? Can you make yourself love a genre of music that you know you can't stand? Can you force yourself to be attracted to a different gender? Can you just will yourself into liking a food you know tastes disgusting to you? Meandering aside, that last example is frankly the prudent one here - because if I get stuck behind Shangs' mom in line at the buffet while she picks out every last piece of beef and leaves only broccoli in the tray one more time I'm going to lose my fucking shit.


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