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Thread: I've been named best designer in my company's enterprise as of today.

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    Default I've been named best designer in my company's enterprise as of today.

    No idea why I thought to post this here. Maybe because it's the only place I post where I feel safe writing what I feel.
    To anyone here still searching for a proper route through life. It sounds strange but I often find myself listening to Manson lyrics and riffs in my head everyday. Sometimes to relieve stress. But sometimes in search of some sort of verse that would help make my immoral actions feel somehow justified.
    "Hate every mother fucker that's in your way" rings through my mind's ear in some situations I find myself in. When I have to be heartless.
    I once challenged myself to design an arrangement that looked like the guitar solos in Sweet Dreams feel. I know it makes no sense. But worked.
    But yeah Mansons discography(excluding theol and bv) served me as a kind of weird fucked self help guide. I've done awful things to create beautiful things.
    Idk... I'm rambling. I called my dad to tell him and just asked me if I'd buy him a hooker and some coke and a corvette. Fucking asshole
    I think I'll buy a fender custom shop telecaster with a vintage blonde body and HS pickup config.

    Fuck sports .

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    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cringeon View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    I'll post a picture of the tele when it comes in but besides that I don't need any of you fuckers fucking with me IRL so I'm good.

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    Congratulations. I was fired from my last job for screwing up the register one time too many and not being friendly enough to the meth addicts who came in to buy cheap candy and shoplift lighters and cough medicine.
    Beware the smell of bitter almonds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitteralmonds View Post
    Congratulations. I was fired from my last job for screwing up the register one time too many and not being friendly enough to the meth addicts who came in to buy cheap candy and shoplift lighters and cough medicine.
    At least you're not blaming anyone else for your incompetence.

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    Congratulations. Question. Is the award a chocolate bunny and have you jizzed all over it yet?
    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    Congratulations. Question. Is the award a chocolate bunny and have you jizzed all over it yet?
    You have to wait till easter to see that. *wink *wink
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    Fraggle Batches.
    A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders.

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    Congratulations, bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitteralmonds View Post
    Congratulations. I was fired from my last job for screwing up the register one time too many and not being friendly enough to the meth addicts who came in to buy cheap candy and shoplift lighters and cough medicine.
    This sounds similar to running Provider Module.
    "the Serpent was more crafty than any beast of the field which
    the LORD god had made
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    m e m e n t o m o r i . p o s t m o r t e m


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