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Thread: How to trick potential kidnappers into giving you pleasantries

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    Default How to trick potential kidnappers into giving you pleasantries

    I learned this form of psychology while enlisting in the military. You are given three options as to where you want to go for basic training. They always send you to the last place listed. So put the actual place where you want to go as your final option.

    Let's say that you find yourself in Somalia or even just having your home broken into by kidnapping people from a demented torture squad. Game on. Fearing starvation, sexual assault, dying surrounded by basement walls with bad piping etc....

    You're basically fucked at this point...So..
    Last edited by Shangri-LIE; 02-26-2017 at 06:06 AM. Reason: I'm still thinking of a method that works
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    I learned this...while enlisting in the military. You are given three options...they always send you to the last place listed...so put the actual place where you want to go as your final option.

    Let's say that you find yourself...broken into by...demented torture squad. Game on, sexual assault, bad piping etc....
    You're basically fucked at this point...So...



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    LOL - I've seen that somewhere! ..Or remember it or something. I may have suppressed it. I don't know. But yeah. - HaHa - That's a great first response to this thread. *High five
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    I shall duly note that if ever I find myself in the position of kidnapping a person who may have read this thread, then I will make sure to have a back up fourth option which is in fact the worst of all. The illusion of choice, yo.
    Quid ignorantia sit multi ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    I shall duly note that if ever I find myself in the position of kidnapping a person who may have read this thread, then I will make sure to have a back up fourth option which is in fact the worst of all. The illusion of choice, yo.
    Or you could always commit suicide. Not now of course. Don't kill yourself. But in that situation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    Or you could always commit suicide. Not now of course. Don't kill yourself. But in that situation...
    What? Why would I kill myself in the situation of holding someone hostage? When I could be just taking their three and then ignoring them entirely to give my own response so there is no good option to be had.
    Quid ignorantia sit multi ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    What? Why would I kill myself in the situation of holding someone hostage? When I could be just taking their three and then ignoring them entirely to give my own response so there is no good option to be had.
    Idk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    Idk
    But thanks for the tip to remind myself to game the whole choice thing. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    But thanks for the tip to remind myself to game the whole choice thing. :P
    Everything is predetermined. Societies of the world have already been reduced to ash and radiation. Our species has evolved through nuclear fallout into mutated hoards of scavengers trying to recover lost information about humanity as well as launching an "internet" to create new content. That's a completely incorrect description of predetermination that I gave just there. But do.you.get.the.point.EnNAM-E? - lol :P
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