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    Quote Originally Posted by Suedehead View Post
    The best way to nab an intelligent, attractive, funny, charming, caring and successful partner is to possess all those qualities oneself. Like attracts like. Or at least become proficient in projecting an illusion of all these traits to reel them in. It'll crumble around you after a while but you'll get to be with, and more than likely have sex with, someone intelligent, attractive, funny, charming, caring and successful and those memories will last a lifetime.

    I'd also recommend good dental hygiene, regular showers and brushing up on your listening skills. The more they talk about themselves, the more they'll think you're a great conversationalist which will ultimately lead them into wanting to spend more time with you. Once they're hooked you can quickly work on swivelling the focus back to you.
    Best advice ever, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enname View Post
    Best advice ever, lol.
    Thank you <3 it's always worked for me.

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    Everyone here is full of shit. If you want a girlfriend, all you have to do is tell her that her father is an asshole, her friends are all faggots, make up an imaginary high paying job, then finger bang her while she's stoned and trying to watch videos of you doing awesome things.
    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM


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    BS. And that's why YOU are STILL single...

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    I just want to say that finding a partner is only the tip of the iceberg. You know how love stories typically tell you how two people end up with each other? They don't tell you what happens afterwards though, "happily ever after" is bullshit. Getting into a romantic relationship is not the happy ending, maintaining one for a long period of time is. Once the honeymoon period has passed, the hard work begins. So, be realistic in your expectations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrastinator View Post
    I just want to say that finding a partner is only the tip of the iceberg. You know how love stories typically tell you how two people end up with each other? They don't tell you what happens afterwards though, "happily ever after" is bullshit. Getting into a romantic relationship is not the happy ending, maintaining one for a long period of time is. Once the honeymoon period has passed, the hard work begins. So, be realistic in your expectations.
    Compromise, compromise, negotiation, compromise, negotiation, communication, communication, self awareness, negotiation, friendship, compassion, experimentation and enthusiasm. All the damn hard thing in the world. And should be there from the start.
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    ^ And don't forget the awkward conversations and respect. :)


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    Never :)
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    "Women are eight times more likely to ask Google if their husband is gay than if he is an alcoholic and 10 times more likely to ask Google if their husband is gay than if he is depressed. It is far more likely that a woman is married to a man who is secretly an alcoholic or secretly depressed than secretly gay. About 98 percent of women’s husbands are really straight.". - From some random person in a Youtube comment section completely unrelated to the video. It's still true though. It's still a fact.
    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangri-LIE View Post
    Women are eight times more likely to ask Google if their husband is gay than if he is an alcoholic and 10 times more likely to ask Google if their husband is gay than if he is depressed. It is far more likely that a woman is married to a man who is secretly an alcoholic or secretly depressed than secretly gay. About 98 percent of women’s husbands are really straight.". - From some random person in a Youtube comment section completely unrelated to the video. It's still true though. It's still a fact.
    Two points:

    1. It is also 100% likely that people (women included) type random shit into Google for a laugh, or to see what dumb stuff pops up.

    2. Significant alcoholism is really kinda obvious - Google is not needed.

    I had to reply to stop being blinded by the font colour. O_o
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