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    In 1966, Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in a championship game vs. Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

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    A Story About A Hero: Episode II

    John Rambo was born on July 6, 1947 to R. Rambo and Marie Drago in Kingman, Arizona. It is revealed by Marshall Murdock after reading his file he learned that he was from Bowie, Arizona. John calls it a "small place", saying that he mainly worked horses at his father's ranch during his time in Bowie. His father's ranch is still in operation to this very day. He is of Navajo American Indian, Italian and German descent. His family was poor, often unable to buy food, and his mother died when he was young.

    As a young man, his childhood life was rough and violent. His father was an abusive alcoholic and John spent his childhood learning from the Navajo tribeal elders on the reservation about how to efficiently use the traditional Navajo weapon: the bow and arrow. He also learned how to fight. However, one night when John was older, his father tried to kill him with a knife. Rambo ran away that night, but not before shooting his father with a bow and arrow, nearly killing him. Rambo decided that the best way to get away from his problems was to leave for the Vietnam War, for which he had been drafted.
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    Bundy and Rambo. Those are certainly two out of many of our historical American bad asses. Now, we're a bunch of autistic screeching pussies. This is why it is important to reflect back on when we were actually hardwired to survive.

    April of 1865. One of the greatest Presidential speeches of all time. While still under alien invasion, from the steps of the Appomattox Courthouse steps. President Thomas J. Whitmore delivered a message to the last remaining forces that would save the world. America most importantly. But still. The world at large. In front of a crowd of drunks, retired veterans, vigilant civilians and those in our armed forces who survived their bases being scorched. He had this to say prior to also sending two brave countrymen (Captain - Steven Hillar and a Jew, David Levinson) into space to give a a mother ship a computer virus before taking to the skies and eventually penetrating the surrogate ships occupying our skies in order to defeat them. The true hero, Russell Casse, eventually saying those final words before taking out one of the ships after this historic rally cry. Those words being "Alright, you alien assholes. In the words of my generation. UP.YOURRRRRS!... HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!" ... Here is the speech that inspired him to do so.

    "​Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind... That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July. And you will once again be fighting for our freedom! Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... But from annihilation! We're fighting for our right to live! To exist! And should we win the day. The 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday. But as the day when the world declared in one voice!: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're goingto survive!'


    Today... We celebrate our Independence Day!"


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    A Story About A Hero: Episode III: Andrew Ryan

    Early Life

    Andrew Ryan, born 1911 in a village near Minsk in the Russian Empire (modern day Belarus), grew up in a Jewish-Belarusian family during the time when the Tsar still held autocratic rule over that country. Minsk was on the front lines in the First World War. In 1917 he witnessed the Russian Revolution, which eventually brought the Bolsheviks into power and also destroyed Ryan's family business.Ryan's experiences under Soviet rule led him to his personal philosophy: the modern world was created by great men who strove to make their own way. Any time "Parasites" gained control of such a world, they destroyed it (as the Soviets did "trading one lie for another", the autocratic rule of the Czar for the repressions of Bolshevism). As a boy in 1919, he fled to America, believing it to be a place where a great man could prosper, just before Belarus and multiple other countries such as Ukraine and Russia formed to create the Soviet Union in 1922. He anglicized his name to Andrew Ryan.

    Life in America

    For a time, Ryan was devoted to his adopted country, grateful for the wealth and fame it awarded his intellect and determination. However, the state-run social programs created in the 1930's increasingly tested that devotion. His experiences in the "worker's paradise" made Ryan despise the ideals of Socialism and Collectivism, as he believed that those who benefited undeservedly from others were "Parasites" (e.g. he considered Roosevelt and his "New Dealers" to be "spoon-feeding" Americans on the "Bolshevik Poison"). In Ryan's philosophy, one could only own what one earned—Ryan himself once owned a large forest as a personal retreat, one that many groups envied (one group told him that it "belonged to God," demanding that he establish a public park there). When the government attempted to nationalize it as parkland, Ryan's response was to burn it to the ground to deny it to the "Parasites".

    The final straw for Ryan was the destruction of Hiroshima with the atomic bomb. In his eyes, the bomb was the ultimate corruption of his ideals—science and determination harnessed for destruction, creating a weapon that gave the "parasites" the ability to destroy anything that they could not seize.

    Creation of Rapture

    “In what country is there a place for people like me?”
    ― Andrew Ryan

    Ryan's response was to use his entire fortune to build Rapture; a community where "the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small," in the only place he felt the "Parasites" could not touch—the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. Ryan personally chose the location of Rapture from his ship, "The Olympian." He created shield companies on the surface like Warden Yarn (an anagram of his name), and through it conducted business with suppliers, such as Orrin Lutwidge's Scarlet Sovereign Import and Export, to purchase materials necessary to build his city. When Rapture was completed, Ryan filled it with thousands of the world's best and brightest individuals. He was only 35 at the time.

    For a time, Rapture was everything Ryan dreamed it would be: a paradise of freedom and prosperity. From 1946 to 1958, Rapture experienced tremendous economic progress, and solid political stability. As Ryan predicted, citizens in Rapture created a culture of entrepreneurship that was unrivaled, with numerous businesses established and unprecedented scientific advancements, including the discovery of ADAM by Brigid Tenenbaum. The full ramifications of the Plasmid technology were not immediately appreciated by the people of Rapture or Ryan who dismissed the concerns of men like Rosenberg and Bill McDonagh. Ryan's failure to understand the effects of the burgeoning ADAM-based culture allowed the destructive rise of the fishery owner, smuggler, and black market operative Frank Fontaine.

    With Rapture at its apogee, Ryan's greatest supporters maintained control of many sectors of the city, such as Sander Cohen in Fort Frolic and J.S. Steinman in the Medical Pavilion. Ryan had hired a man named Carlson Fiddle to build Ryan Amusements: a theme park that doubled as a propaganda tool for the children of Rapture, with Ryan himself providing narration for many of the rides and animatronic set pieces. Its primary purpose was to warn of the evils of the Surface. The theme park eventually embraced the city's new ADAM-culture, exalting Plasmids like Incinerate! in a Hall of the Future section of the park.
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    Jan Egeland. Born 12/8/1957. Former Labour Party politician, political scientist, and humanitarian hero man.

    Tsunami relief. Lebanese aide. Gaza violence. He's been there for it all. At his time at the UN, there was no conflict, nor crisis that this man was not immediately jumping into action to handle. Even whenever it comes to climate change. His concern. His pledges to preserve what we have left. He's also known for his motorcycle skills as well as morning routine of drinking a protein shake while flexing into a mirror. He knows, as he put it, "There are a billion lives in the balance.". When there's problem, we have Jan Egeland. Insane dictator? Jan Egeland.

    Head of OCHA at one point. Chair of Amnesty International in Norway. Alleviating the needs and being a messiah in areas of the world such as Uganda, Darfur and TDROC before they (as expected) went full blown retard again. But forget all about that. Let's focus on this mans character.

    He's humble. Clever. ....And he's constantly looking for peace. He's a peace keeping machine who flexes his muscles all throughout night thinking of solutions. All just to get ready and go out and protect human rights. He plays golf with Koffi Annan. Looks over maps with The Cloon. And when he's sad, sometimes he goes to funerals in unusually heavy rain. Even with large amounts of water on his face, it still doesn't hide his pain. He tends to break down like a homo and has been seeing crying just like a girl. But I guess you can cry and still be a man when your day job is saving the world.

    He's a macho, muscle pumping crying god. #JanEgeland
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